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« on: March 28, 2008, 09:28:00 PM »

Please don’t fall into this ever so common trap…

A man we will  refer to as Fred, sat there hurriedly committing groin tennis at his computer, preteen hentai monkey scat is where it’s at, he thought. A quick click back to his $200 freeroll using all in or fold strategy, a 50 cents cash was secured. Sucking on cheese strings, he pondered, is this where it’s really at? is this my zenith or nadir? Am I really happy?   

In the twilight of his youth, he had forgotten what happiness was, to truly experience joy in the moment. For his only friend to be a rather nasty fluffy gorilla, was not enough anymore.  An intelligent being with complex human emotions should be out in the world  taking risks.

Despite the salubrious combination of  semi-pro trampolining,  and reading the articles of  Barny bizzle, and Neil ‘Bad Bizzle’ Chizzle, Fred passed away painlessly in his sleep.  Unfortunately  his groin  abuse  had taken it’s toll.  He did ask if I could pass on mad props to ‘The Dizzle’ for his  poker ebooks, so there you have it…

Keepin’ it rizzle, from  a peep to some peeps x
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 09:33:36 PM »

 
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 09:34:23 PM »

One account only Bainn.

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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 09:47:27 PM »

One account only Bainn.

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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 09:49:44 PM »

BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!![
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 10:41:58 PM »

preteen hentai monkey scat is where it’s at,

nuff said Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2008, 01:42:27 AM »

One account only Bainn.

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I am highly disappointed in you Tighty, and the others.

I can take a joke and have a laugh, but i don't find this at all amusing.

It certainly is not Bainn under another account - why the h.... should you think it is.
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2008, 02:04:50 AM »

One account only Bainn.

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You believe that to be funny Richard ? Maybe you are just venting some "Steam" after your discussion with Ariston, but vent somewhere else.

I have never and will never make posts with any kind of reference to porn and set up "The Beard" account ages ago for a joke, I believe Ironside removed it anyway.

I want an apology.
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2008, 08:05:53 AM »

Chill out! It was a joke!
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2008, 08:53:44 AM »

monkey porn FTW!

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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2008, 09:19:27 AM »

Chill out! It was a joke!


Quite.


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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2008, 09:31:39 AM »



Vote for best introductory post....
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2008, 09:38:25 AM »

like it
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2008, 09:42:55 AM »

I think this whole thread has levelled me.
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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2008, 09:45:12 AM »



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Its crap and the guy who wrote it must be a tosser...........
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