Dreaded Tax Returns

[DaveShoelace]

How much would I be looking at to get some accountants to do my tax returns? Im a bit dense about this sort of thing, I figure I can just hire one, give them my box of receipts and years earnings and let them go to work once a year?

[Tonji]

Depends on how complicated your financial situation is.

I pay £600 or so a year (as a self employed sole trader) to a London firm, but do most of the work myself, they just do the return & any loose ends, financial planning, business advice etc.

Suggest you find a local self employed (ie not a firm of accountants).

[AndrewT]

Ask M3Boy, Blonde's very own poker-playing accountant.

[M3boy]

Ask M3Boy, Blonde's very own poker-playing accountant.

 

[DaveShoelace]

Email sent, lets see if there is a 10% blonde discount

[henrik777]

Email sent, lets see if there is a 10% blonde discount

If he does make sure he doesn't include an 11.11% increase on normal rates before discount

Sandy

[M3boy]

Email sent, lets see if there is a 10% blonde discount

If he does make sure he doesn't include an 11.11% increase on normal rates before discount

Sandy

I have replied. AND been totally upfront and honest - even down to what I would say to a "unknown" potential customer.

[DaveShoelace]

Yep very fair indeed, only £3200 an hour, the deeds to my house, my first born has to work as his stableboy for two years and he gets a go with my missus.

Just joshing, it was a very fair and honest rate and pretty soon a shoe box with receipts will be heading his way.

[M3boy]

Yep very fair indeed, only £3200 an hour, the deeds to my house, my first born has to work as his stableboy for two years and he gets a go with my missus.

Just joshing, it was a very fair and honest rate and pretty soon a shoe box with receipts will be heading his way.

Lol, it really is amazing how many people DO give me their documents in a shoe box! Seriously.

[jakally]

Yep very fair indeed, only £3200 an hour, the deeds to my house, my first born has to work as his stableboy for two years and he gets a go with my missus.

Just joshing, it was a very fair and honest rate and pretty soon a shoe box with receipts will be heading his way.

If you can post a picture of your missus it would help to assess whether this is a good offer or not.

[M3boy]

Yep very fair indeed, only £3200 an hour, the deeds to my house, my first born has to work as his stableboy for two years and he gets a go with my missus.

Just joshing, it was a very fair and honest rate and pretty soon a shoe box with receipts will be heading his way.

tax returns to swinging lol   ( charmaine on his pc )

[DaveShoelace]

Just to bump this one up a bit.

I hired the old M3Boy to do my tax return and think it would be criminal if I didnt big him up a bit.

Service was speedy, professional, personalised and he saved me a fair chunk of wonga. Not only that but his rates are better than pretty much all the other services I've seen.

FACT!

[cia260895]

Reminds me i really must get in the mood to sort mine out.

[M3boy]

Just to bump this one up a bit.

I hired the old M3Boy to do my tax return and think it would be criminal if I didnt big him up a bit.

Service was speedy, professional, personalised and he saved me a fair chunk of wonga. Not only that but his rates are better than pretty much all the other services I've seen.

FACT!

ty for that . 2 things though :

1) Less of the "old" bit
2) I really need to patent/copywright the "FACT" saying

[DaveShoelace]

2) I really need to patent/copywright the "FACT" saying

It was on his letterhead too