Ease my boredom

[Pyso]

Please forgive me, for I am bored at my desk, but here are 10 Poker Questions I would like answering:

1)   Why do you find dice in every poker chipset?
2)   Why do you find an ace on the flop every  time you raise with Kings?
3)   Why do people always put you on A-K regardless of everything?
4)   Why is telling the truth at the table frowned upon?
5)   Why do people think bad beats are interesting?
6)   Why don’t some players realise that rake is the real reason that they are only breaking even?
7)   Why is it so difficult to fold on the river?
   Why do some people think poker is a sport?
9)   Why do so many players not find online poker utterly tedious?
10)   Why do the LAGs always have it when we finally make a stand?

Just one insightful and philosophical answer would ease my current boredom. Thankyou.

[Newmanseye]

simple answer is , its a bloody evil game, and we are so damn twisted, the bad beats and win every now and then keep us coming back....

[Pyso]

Don't know where that smiley came from. I don't have anything against the number 8.

I've never thought of poker players as twisted before lol

[Geo the Sarge]

Please forgive me, for I am bored at my desk, but here are 10 Poker Questions I would like answering:

1)   Why do you find dice in every poker chipset?
                Bugs me too!
2)   Why do you find an ace on the flop every  time you raise with Kings?
                I usually see 2 Kings on the flop when I have aces
3)   Why do people always put you on A-K regardless of everything?
                No-one puts me on AK........they all know I play with chit
4)   Why is telling the truth at the table frowned upon?
                The truth doesn't sell papers.............ask Boldie
5)   Why do people think bad beats are interesting?
                It's a way of blaming everything except their own bad play
6)   Why don’t some players realise that rake is the real reason that they are only breaking even?
                Don't play cash
7)   Why is it so difficult to fold on the river?
                Cos I'm a donk
   Why do some people think poker is a sport?
                 It's not???
9)   Why do so many players not find online poker utterly tedious?
                 Cos they have boring lives anyway
10)   Why do the LAGs always have it when we finally make a stand?
                 It's the only way I can win...........

Just one insightful and philosophical answer would ease my current boredom. Thankyou.

[Pyso]

LOL good answers Geo especially number 10

[gatso]

ask AQA II, Claw and Kin know everything

[Claw75]

ask AQA II, Claw knows everything

[mondatoo]

Please forgive me, for I am bored at my desk, but here are 10 Poker Questions I would like answering:

1)   Why do you find dice in every poker chipset?
2)   Why do you find an ace on the flop every  time you raise with Kings?
3)   Why do people always put you on A-K regardless of everything?
4)   Why is telling the truth at the table frowned upon?
5)   Why do people think bad beats are interesting?
6)   Why don’t some players realise that rake is the real reason that they are only breaking even?
7)   Why is it so difficult to fold on the river?
   Why do some people think poker is a sport?
9)   Why do so many players not find online poker utterly tedious?
10)   Why do the LAGs always have it when we finally make a stand?

Just one insightful and philosophical answer would ease my current boredom. Thankyou.

So you can think of a different game to play as the game you're about to play is the sickest of them all.

[boldie]

for those of you at work

[gatso]

Please forgive me, for I am bored at my desk, but here are 10 Poker Questions I would like answering:

1)   Why do you find dice in every poker chipset?

I saw the advert for the 118118 guys new text question answering service so asked them this with my freebie.

they didn't know the answer

hope that helps

[Mr Mardy Bum]

Please forgive me, for I am bored at my desk, but here are 10 Poker Questions I would like answering:

1)   Why do you find dice in every poker chipset?
Some people use dice to find out who gets the DB first

2)   Why do you find an ace on the flop every time you raise with Kings?
To give the A,10 os callers hope that they are good players.

3)   Why do people always put you on A-K regardless of everything?
Because that's what the want you to have?

4)   Why is telling the truth at the table frowned upon?
Because they expect you to lie.
5)   Why do people think bad beats are interesting?
Because they have a constant need to bitch and moan about something, anything.

6)   Why don't some players realise that rake is the real reason that they are only breaking even?
Does it matter? Even is Even? Still not  winning.
7)   Why is it so difficult to fold on the river?
Because you have the nuts!

   Why do some people think poker is a sport?
Because it takes experience, and has an element of skill.

9)   Why do so many players not find online poker utterly tedious?
Perhaps they haven't played live yet?

10)   Why do the LAGs always have it when we finally make a stand?
Because they are the lucky players, that will soon go BUSTO. After winning one big pot and thinking they are a poker god.

Just one insightful and philosophical answer would ease my current boredom. Thankyou.

I'm bored so answered all 10.   Sue me.

[Pyso]

Thanks Mr Mardy,

Couldn't agree more about number 9 - once you've played live, online poker just seems so DULL - or is it just me ?!!!

Sorry, can't afford to sue you

[Tuffster]

Thanks Mr Mardy,

Couldn't agree more about number 9 - once you've played live, online poker just seems so DULL - or is it just me ?!!!

Sorry, can't afford to sue you

Agree completely, but for those of us Donks out here who still think a £5 buy-in is high-stakes it's the only place to get regular action.

Hey, I get dizzy when I cash in a 50p SnG. Woo Hoo, £1.10 Profit!

Monaco here I come!