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[bobAlike]

Playing PL 2-5 Omaha live, dealers choice 4,5 or 6 card.
Down 80bb and 2.5 hours of play before first pot won and only won £20.
Lost another 20 bb before I surrendered.
 

[pleno1]

can i please run standard against aggro regs? ffs

Full Tilt Poker Game #27537087457: Table Echo (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:29:15 ET - 2011/01/23
Seat 1: pads1161 ($109.65)
Seat 2: Faust_DE ($100)
Faust_DE posts the small blind of $0.50
pads1161 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
Faust_DE raises to $2
pads1161 raises to $8
Faust_DE calls $6
*** FLOP *** [ ]
pads1161 checks
Faust_DE bets $10
pads1161 has 15 seconds left to act
pads1161 calls $10
*** TURN *** [ ] []
pads1161 has 15 seconds left to act
pads1161 checks
Faust_DE has 15 seconds left to act
Faust_DE bets $21
pads1161 has 15 seconds left to act
pads1161 calls $21
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
pads1161 checks
Faust_DE has 15 seconds left to act
Faust_DE bets $61, and is all in
pads1161 calls $61
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Faust_DE shows [ ] four of a kind, Sevens
pads1161 mucks
Faust_DE wins the pot ($199.50) with four of a kind, Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [ ]
Seat 1: pads1161 (big blind) mucked [ ] - a full house, Kings full of Sevens
Seat 2: Faust_DE (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($199.50) with four of a kind, Sevens

[claypole]

Go and f**** die stars

PokerStars Game #57067490349: Tournament #405010594, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2011/02/03 22:52:30 WET [2011/02/03 17:52:30 ET]
Table '405010594 6' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Mrsgardener (6018 in chips)
Seat 2: fkoester2 (8995 in chips)
Seat 3: micehead (7274 in chips)
Seat 4: drcris11 (19095 in chips)
Seat 5: GeorgeGunner (29214 in chips)
Seat 6: Catenaccio (15821 in chips)
Seat 7: FatFatJesper (7960 in chips)
Seat 8: NeverScaredB (18727 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: claypole (10220 in chips)
Mrsgardener: posts the ante 50
fkoester2: posts the ante 50
micehead: posts the ante 50
drcris11: posts the ante 50
GeorgeGunner: posts the ante 50
Catenaccio: posts the ante 50
FatFatJesper: posts the ante 50
NeverScaredB: posts the ante 50
claypole: posts the ante 50
claypole: posts small blind 200
Mrsgardener: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to claypole [ ]
fkoester2: folds
micehead: folds
drcris11: folds
NeverScaredB has returned
GeorgeGunner: folds
Catenaccio: folds
FatFatJesper: folds
NeverScaredB: raises 400 to 800
claypole: calls 600
Mrsgardener: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [ ]
claypole: checks
Mrsgardener: checks
NeverScaredB: bets 1100
claypole: calls 1100
Mrsgardener: folds
*** TURN *** [ ] [As]
claypole: checks
NeverScaredB: bets 2100
claypole: raises 2100 to 4200
NeverScaredB: raises 12577 to 16777 and is all-in
claypole: calls 4070 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (8507) returned to NeverScaredB
*** RIVER *** [ As] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
claypole: shows [ ] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)
NeverScaredB: shows [ Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
NeverScaredB collected 21590 from pot
claypole finished the tournament in 153rd place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21590 | Rake 0
Board [ As ]
Seat 1: Mrsgardener (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: fkoester2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: micehead folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: drcris11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: GeorgeGunner folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Catenaccio folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: FatFatJesper folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: NeverScaredB (button) showed [ Ah] and won (21590) with a full house, Aces full of Deuces
Seat 9: claypole (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with a full house, Sixes full of Aces

[rex008]

Sometimes
I
really
REALLY
REALLY
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY
Hate
poker

I feel like I may as well have just sat here for 3 hours smashing my nuts with a brick. Be less painful. FML.

[redarmi]

AdKd<<<<<<<<<Tc4s AIPF in the warmup.  Just needed somewhere to vent......

[rex008]

So last Sunday (13th) I do my usual trip to DTD. Have a foul night, tourney went badly wrong, coolered at cash, fed too much into the slots.

Got home tonight to find a NIP saying that on the way there, a friendly copper snapped my picture doing 61mph on the Nottingham ring road, in the 40 limit. This is about 200 yards after all the SPECS cameras finish, probably coming out the underpass next to QMC (200 yards before it becomes 50, about a mile before it becomes 70).

FML

And if anyone thinks about having a go at me for doing 61 in a 40, please do not before driving that bit of the Ring Road. If you have driven that bit and think 61 is excessive, feel free to STFU.

Oh, and I've just noticed that was 2 days after my previous post, where I'd sure had a good night online. Sigh

[outragous76]

So last Sunday (13th) I do my usual trip to DTD. Have a foul night, tourney went badly wrong, coolered at cash, fed too much into the slots.

Got home tonight to find a NIP saying that on the way there, a friendly copper snapped my picture doing 61mph on the Nottingham ring road, in the 40 limit. This is about 200 yards after all the SPECS cameras finish, probably coming out the underpass next to QMC (200 yards before it becomes 50, about a mile before it becomes 70).

FML

And if anyone thinks about having a go at me for doing 61 in a 40, please do not before driving that bit of the Ring Road. If you have driven that bit and think 61 is excessive, feel free to STFU.

Oh, and I've just noticed that was 2 days after my previous post, where I'd sure had a good night online. Sigh

motoring lawyers.com - speak to hillary

thats all

[jizzemm]

So last Sunday (13th) I do my usual trip to DTD. Have a foul night, tourney went badly wrong, coolered at cash, fed too much into the slots.

Got home tonight to find a NIP saying that on the way there, a friendly copper snapped my picture doing 61mph on the Nottingham ring road, in the 40 limit. This is about 200 yards after all the SPECS cameras finish, probably coming out the underpass next to QMC (200 yards before it becomes 50, about a mile before it becomes 70).

FML

And if anyone thinks about having a go at me for doing 61 in a 40, please do not before driving that bit of the Ring Road. If you have driven that bit and think 61 is excessive, feel free to STFU.

Oh, and I've just noticed that was 2 days after my previous post, where I'd sure had a good night online. Sigh

motoring lawyers.com - speak to hillary

thats all

She is brilliant... saved my licence and 9 points on a different case 

[celtic]

speed kills.

[outragous76]

So last Sunday (13th) I do my usual trip to DTD. Have a foul night, tourney went badly wrong, coolered at cash, fed too much into the slots.

Got home tonight to find a NIP saying that on the way there, a friendly copper snapped my picture doing 61mph on the Nottingham ring road, in the 40 limit. This is about 200 yards after all the SPECS cameras finish, probably coming out the underpass next to QMC (200 yards before it becomes 50, about a mile before it becomes 70).

FML

And if anyone thinks about having a go at me for doing 61 in a 40, please do not before driving that bit of the Ring Road. If you have driven that bit and think 61 is excessive, feel free to STFU.

Oh, and I've just noticed that was 2 days after my previous post, where I'd sure had a good night online. Sigh

motoring lawyers.com - speak to hillary

thats all

She is brilliant... saved my licence and 9 points on a different case 

well Mike Lodge is the brilliant one - but yeah me several times

[GreekStein]

Don't like speeding. Ul for the rest tho

[rex008]

So last Sunday (13th) I do my usual trip to DTD. Have a foul night, tourney went badly wrong, coolered at cash, fed too much into the slots.

Got home tonight to find a NIP saying that on the way there, a friendly copper snapped my picture doing 61mph on the Nottingham ring road, in the 40 limit. This is about 200 yards after all the SPECS cameras finish, probably coming out the underpass next to QMC (200 yards before it becomes 50, about a mile before it becomes 70).

FML

And if anyone thinks about having a go at me for doing 61 in a 40, please do not before driving that bit of the Ring Road. If you have driven that bit and think 61 is excessive, feel free to STFU.

Oh, and I've just noticed that was 2 days after my previous post, where I'd sure had a good night online. Sigh

motoring lawyers.com - speak to hillary

thats all

She is brilliant... saved my licence and 9 points on a different case 

well Mike Lodge is the brilliant one - but yeah me several times

Thanks all, but going to roll over and take this one. Bang to rights, just such a ******* stupid limit on that bit of road, but you can't argue that in court unless you want points and fine doubled by some zealous magistrate.

[outragous76]

So last Sunday (13th) I do my usual trip to DTD. Have a foul night, tourney went badly wrong, coolered at cash, fed too much into the slots.

Got home tonight to find a NIP saying that on the way there, a friendly copper snapped my picture doing 61mph on the Nottingham ring road, in the 40 limit. This is about 200 yards after all the SPECS cameras finish, probably coming out the underpass next to QMC (200 yards before it becomes 50, about a mile before it becomes 70).

FML

And if anyone thinks about having a go at me for doing 61 in a 40, please do not before driving that bit of the Ring Road. If you have driven that bit and think 61 is excessive, feel free to STFU.

Oh, and I've just noticed that was 2 days after my previous post, where I'd sure had a good night online. Sigh

motoring lawyers.com - speak to hillary

thats all

She is brilliant... saved my licence and 9 points on a different case 

well Mike Lodge is the brilliant one - but yeah me several times

Thanks all, but going to roll over and take this one. Bang to rights, just such a ******* stupid limit on that bit of road, but you can't argue that in court unless you want points and fine doubled by some zealous magistrate.

errr  - they can

more to the point if it is a camera and notice through the post, they will advise you over the phone your chances

my convo went

"hi guy, thanks for your e-mail with the attachments, happy to tell you that as soon as you pay our fees we guarantee you will be off, oh and you should get your fees back"

me - "cheque is in the post"

[claypole]

FU Party

***** Hand History for Game 10301073662 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $22 USD Buy-in Trny:59547561 Level:10  Blinds-Antes(200/400 -40) - Sunday, March 27, 17:49:44 EDT 2011
Table $15,000 Gtd Rebuy (2185270) Table #6 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 9/10
Seat 5: AceCapone22 ( 17,540 )
Seat 1: claypoleuk ( 28,704 )
Seat 4: druen666 ( 21,130 )
Seat 6: gezzler ( 36,323 )
Seat 8: jack23071970 ( 12,786 )
Seat 10: jeny83 ( 15,625 )
Seat 3: magicplaynr1 ( 41,024 )
Seat 2: rockyboy007 ( 4,705 )
Seat 9: sirshipalot ( 6,787 )
Trny:59547561 Level:10
Blinds-Antes(200/400 -40)
claypoleuk posts ante [40]
rockyboy007 posts ante [40]
magicplaynr1 posts ante [40]
druen666 posts ante [40]
AceCapone22 posts ante [40]
gezzler posts ante [40]
jack23071970 posts ante [40]
sirshipalot posts ante [40]
jeny83 posts ante [40]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to claypoleuk [  As ]
AceCapone22 folds
gezzler raises [1,200]
jack23071970 folds
sirshipalot folds
jeny83 folds
claypoleuk raises [4,000]
rockyboy007 is all-In  [4,665]
magicplaynr1 calls [4,465]
There will be a break in 4 minute(s)
druen666 folds
gezzler is all-In  [35,083]
claypoleuk is all-In  [24,664]
magicplaynr1 calls [31,618]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
claypoleuk shows [ As, ]a pair of Aces.
rockyboy007 shows [ , Ah ]high card Ace.
magicplaynr1 shows [ , ]three of a kind, Queens.
gezzler shows [ , ]a pair of Kings.
magicplaynr1 wins 15,238 chips from the side pot 2 with three of a kind, Queens.
magicplaynr1 wins 71,997 chips from the side pot 1 with three of a kind, Queens.
magicplaynr1 wins 19,420 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, Queens.
Player rockyboy007 finished in 115.
Player claypoleuk finished in 114.
Player gezzler finished in 113.

[gatso]

can't remember if I've moaned about this before. why doesn't the x30 setting on sky+ ff/rewind at 30x normal speed? it's not even close