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[action man]

amazon: delivery date for seasons 5,6 of 24 = 23rd june.

me: weeeeeeeeeee


slowrolling ******'s

you watched these yet Wick     


 

no, ordered two season 6's by mistake. so need o watch season 1 & 5 now to complete

[action man]

19 left 18 paid. weeeeeeeeeeeeee

PokerStars Game #18484778805: Tournament #93345485, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2008/06/30 - 11:48:37 (ET)Table '93345485 4' 9-max Seat #2 is the buttonSeat 1: qqww22 (8771 in chips) Seat 2: zedveron (12179 in chips) Seat 3: Oemann (36005 in chips) Seat 5: Waldo38 (9554 in chips) Seat 6: Jirayah (43768 in chips) Seat 8: ThEcLaiMEer (12074 in chips) Seat 9: harro boy22 (19204 in chips) qqww22: posts the ante 75zedveron: posts the ante 75Oemann: posts the ante 75Waldo38: posts the ante 75Jirayah: posts the ante 75ThEcLaiMEer: posts the ante 75harro boy22: posts the ante 75Oemann: posts small blind 400Waldo38: posts big blind 800*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to ThEcLaiMEer [ ]Jirayah: folds ThEcLaiMEer: raises 11199 to 11999 and is all-inharro boy22: folds qqww22: folds zedveron: raises 105 to 12104 and is all-inOemann: folds Waldo38: folds Uncalled bet (105) returned to zedveron*** FLOP *** [ ]*** TURN *** [ ] []*** RIVER *** [ ] []*** SHOW DOWN ***ThEcLaiMEer: shows [ ] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)zedveron: shows [ ] (a full house, Tens full of Sevens)Waldo38 said, "wow"qqww22 said, "lol"ThEcLaiMEer said, "hahahahhahahahahhahahhahaha"zedveron collected 25723 from potzedveron said, "ul gg"*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 25723 | Rake 0 Board [ ]Seat 1: qqww22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 2: zedveron (button) showed [ ] and won (25723) with a full house, Tens full of SevensSeat 3: Oemann (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 5: Waldo38 (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: Jirayah folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 8: ThEcLaiMEer showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Jacks and SevensSeat 9: harro boy22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[KarmaDope]

PokerStars Game #18484332174: Tournament #93345479, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/06/30 - 11:18:20 (ET)
Table '93345479 30' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Minkee (29181 in chips)
Seat 2: sharplea (8650 in chips)
Seat 3: ITried5Names (18500 in chips)
Seat 4: weichhart (12250 in chips)
Seat 5: IndyPaul (6210 in chips)
Seat 6: BigSudz (40443 in chips)
Seat 7: fiddym (14997 in chips)
Seat 8: DiverDown71 (1703 in chips)
Seat 9: magic_maniac (6160 in chips)
DiverDown71: posts small blind 100
magic_maniac: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sharplea [ ]
Minkee: raises 800 to 1000
sharplea: raises 7650 to 8650 and is all-in
ITried5Names: folds
weichhart: folds
IndyPaul: folds
BigSudz: folds
fiddym: folds
DiverDown71: folds
magic_maniac: folds
Minkee: calls 7650
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Minkee: shows [ ] (a flush, Ace high)
sharplea: shows [ ] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Minkee collected 17600 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17600 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Minkee showed [ ] and won (17600) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: sharplea showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: ITried5Names folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: weichhart folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: IndyPaul folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: BigSudz folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: fiddym (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DiverDown71 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: magic_maniac (big blind) folded before Flop

[Indestructable]

I missed the 500th Sky poker Open as I was taking Mrs Indy out for the evening on a date. Just seen the email saying there was a £5000 freeroll last night. 

[Longy]

Im going clinical insane. Why can't i just sodding run mediocre all the time, instead of winning every showdown one session, then losing everyone next session.

In the last 3 days, i have played 8 sessions and either won or lost 25+ buyins, im seriously losing my mind.

Warning kids do not play 200 sngs a day, its a quick way to the mental institution.

fjejf0tgjejtgerj09gje09jg0ergergrjkmuyk

[bolt pp]

Im going clinical insane. Why can't i just sodding run mediocre all the time, instead of winning every showdown one session, then losing everyone next session.

In the last 3 days, i have played 8 sessions and either won or lost 25+ buyins, im seriously losing my mind.

Warning kids do not play 200 sngs a day, its a quick way to the mental institution.

fjejf0tgjejtgerj09gje09jg0ergergrjkmuyk

thats why i play 187- 192 per day, optimum amount, 186 just isnt worth my time and 193 is just too much

[Tuffster]

Here's my pound, I'm getting sooooo annoyed with crappy players.

I know I get it in ahead
I know I'll get paid off in the long term
I know I'd never make such stupid moves
I know I shouldn't let it get to me
I know I should be happy they called

I know I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL! 

2 $10 MTT's.

1st hand

  raise to 8k (4xBB) 3 callers (co,button&bb), Pot 25k (SB folds)

Flop: 

bb checks, I push all-in for 27k.

One caller who has 

And guess what....  .

BUSTO

2nd hand

  on the button

2 limpers so raise to 6k (6xBB), 2 callers, pot 19.5k and am in position.

Flop 

check from ep, bet of 9k from co-1, re-raise all-n for 23k by me.

ep calls, co-1 folds.

ep: 

River: 

BUSTO.

 

[Longy]

Fun 24 hours for me.

Wake up realise im never going to the Party weekly leaderboard as some swiss nutter is playing 300 high stakes sngs a day, fu agnete87. My current pace would have won it on any of the last 6 weeks.

Decide there is no point in grinding my arse off if im not going to win it so pop out for a coffee and a paper.

Come back, computer decides to hate the internet with me still needing to play 36 hrs by saturdaynight or i kiss goodbye to a $1000 in rb.

Try everything under the sun to get internet working, no joy. Go on complete life tilt. Still not working this morning.

Go out and buy a new laptop as its a +ev move, and im eventually back in the game.

[Dino]

Do you run zone alarm Longy cos the latest microsoft patch has screwed it and stops internet access.Uninstall the patch or turn down the security setting on ZA till a patched patch comes out.

[action man]

Here's my pound, I'm getting sooooo annoyed with crappy players.

I know I get it in ahead
I know I'll get paid off in the long term
I know I'd never make such stupid moves
I know I shouldn't let it get to me
I know I should be happy they called

I know I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL! 

2 $10 MTT's.

1st hand

  raise to 8k (4xBB) 3 callers (co,button&bb), Pot 25k (SB folds)

Flop: 

bb checks, I push all-in for 27k.

One caller who has 

And guess what....  .

BUSTO

2nd hand

  on the button

2 limpers so raise to 6k (6xBB), 2 callers, pot 19.5k and am in position.

Flop 

check from ep, bet of 9k from co-1, re-raise all-n for 23k by me.

ep calls, co-1 folds.

ep: 

River: 

BUSTO.

 

it would help if you had your cards face down

[Longy]

Do you run zone alarm Longy cos the latest microsoft patch has screwed it and stops internet access.Uninstall the patch or turn down the security setting on ZA till a patched patch comes out.

Zomg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full blown super massive life tilt .

Your right of course, thanks dino.

Im off to kill myself.

[Tuffster]

it would help if you had your cards face down

Huh, having a blonde moment and don't get it! 

[Longy]

it would help if you had your cards face down

Huh, having a blonde moment and don't get it! 

I think actionman is suggesting that you are changing you preflop raise sizes depending on your holdings, instead of having a standard raise.

[bolt pp]

Do you run zone alarm Longy cos the latest microsoft patch has screwed it and stops internet access.Uninstall the patch or turn down the security setting on ZA till a patched patch comes out.

Zomg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full blown super massive life tilt .

Your right of course, thanks dino.

Im off to kill myself.

still, got a new laptop a?

[Longy]

Do you run zone alarm Longy cos the latest microsoft patch has screwed it and stops internet access.Uninstall the patch or turn down the security setting on ZA till a patched patch comes out.

Zomg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full blown super massive life tilt .

Your right of course, thanks dino.

Im off to kill myself.

still, got a new laptop a?

Yeah well to be fair i needed one and was going to buy one at some point, so meh.