The WHINGE thread ... (sponsored by Arsene Wenger)

[Maxriddles]

I am such a donk.

Why do I play solid for 3+ hours, get into a money position, 7 to go to the money bubble, then donk off my entire stack with after being re-raised by the chipleader for my entire stack.

What did I think I was beating?

 

[Josedinho]

First off the mini ship it thread was above this on the forum which means more people are doing well than have something to grumble about. I only have stuff to grumble about.

Second Man U score 5 goals (at current count) and Tevez can't manage one of them so my football bet doesn't come off

Third i got a **** secret santa present

More to come today i reckon

[TheChipPrince]

Third i got a **** secret santa present

Cheese grater?

[Josedinho]

Third i got a **** secret santa present

Cheese grater?

A bath bomb....

[amcgrath1uk]

So ill I've not eaten for 2 days

[Robert HM]

So ill I've not eaten for 2 days

So the diet's working then?

[amcgrath1uk]

So ill I've not eaten for 2 days

So the diet's working then?

kin wish I was on a diet... so bloody ill

[TheChipPrince]

Third i got a **** secret santa present

Cheese grater?

A bath bomb....

Wow, condolances...

[gatso]

so I go into the bank today to get a bit of cash, after a 20 minute queue I get the following

-sorry sir, you can only get £500 over the counter
-why?
-that's the rule, you can only get £500 if you don't order it in advance
-so you're telling me I can only have £500 of my own money?
-you can also get £300 from the cash machine
-so I'm only allowed £800 of my own money?
-yes, I'm afraid so sir
-*sigh* ok, I'm meeting my friend soon. he'll be able to get £500 out of his account as well, is that right?
-yes of course
-so you're not short of money or anything like that
-no sir
-that's good 'cos my friend isn't real, I just made him up. can I take out the £500 you were willing to give him please
-no, sorry sir, we can't do that

tossers

[boldie]

so I go into the bank today to get a bit of cash, after a 20 minute queue I get the following

-sorry sir, you can only get £500 over the counter
-why?
-that's the rule, you can only get £500 if you don't order it in advance
-so you're telling me I can only have £500 of my own money?
-you can also get £300 from the cash machine
-so I'm only allowed £800 of my own money?
-yes, I'm afraid so sir
-*sigh* ok, I'm meeting my friend soon. he'll be able to get £500 out of his account as well, is that right?
-yes of course
-so you're not short of money or anything like that
-no sir
-that's good 'cos my friend isn't real, I just made him up. can I take out the £500 you were willing to give him please
-no, sorry sir, we can't do that

tossers

lol..what bank was that? Ussually they just make you go to the business counter and you can take out whatever you want there.

[Graham C]

blatent I'm a high roller brag imo Boldie

[TheChipPrince]

Assuming that is real, can you not just write yourself a cheque for any amount?

[Graham C]

Cant you pay by Maestro where you are going?

[boldie]

blatent I'm a high roller brag imo Boldie

lol..yeah, that's me

[gatso]

lol..what bank was that? Ussually they just make you go to the business counter and you can take out whatever you want there.

abbey, they don't have a business counter

Assuming that is real, can you not just write yourself a cheque for any amount?

lol, seriously, do people still use cheques?

Cant you pay by Maestro where you are going?

no

bit pissed off now cos I've realised I could've just transferred funds to my savings a/c and withdrawn straight from that. it's comedy that that would've been ok but taking it straight from the current a/c isn't though