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[The_nun]

just to make gatso feel better then....I have come down with flu and feel like shite.  been in bed all day and back there after my lempsip and coughing up my guts

OMG Claire................you're such a copy cat.................me too.

get well soon xx

Geo

Make that 3 had to come home from work but at least i made the effort i guess. It was horrible saying i needed to go home felt guilty as hell. Packed Reece off once again toStacey just to edge on the safe side.

[Geo the Sarge]

just to make gatso feel better then....I have come down with flu and feel like shite.  been in bed all day and back there after my lempsip and coughing up my guts

OMG Claire................you're such a copy cat.................me too.

get well soon xx

Geo

Make that 3 had to come home from work but at least i made the effort i guess. It was horrible saying i needed to go home felt guilty as hell. Packed Reece off once again toStacey just to edge on the safe side.

I also went to work first thing Mo, didn't feel guilty leaving tho' they'll survive without me.

Geo

[cia260895]

was sick 5 times this morning at work but decided to brave it out for the day..

1st day back is always a piece of cake.

+ the pigging tube fares have gone up and it was fooking freezing on my 1

[mondatoo]

 

That is all

[sweepstr]

I hate fish.

i also hate fish,i had mine with leeks and potatoes.i also would like to be staked for gukpt brighton.bloody dtd ,stupid 10s smash my aces,stupid kings beat my ace king.why was he calling reraise wth those?didnt he know i had 3 whole cards to hit.dear me.apparently "you cant fold qq preflop",said seat 5, i then did so twice and he cracks aces with a10 (another monster) and he finishes in the money.but im not moaning and im not bitter,honest.

[thetank]

Some grinding was on the cards tonight.
Played a wee comp at the casino
Had drinks with MKKFish.

Bed looks good instead.

[davids2s]

Just finished 2nd in a $2r ( not the whinge) but its a tragedy that this guy took it down, he was one of the worst players ive played with at a final table.


Full Tilt Poker Game #9907951367: $2 + $0.25 Rebuy (75204813), Table 13 - 5000/10000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:14:57 ET - 2009/01/07
Seat 4: daves2s (411,838)
Seat 6: Trinchy (639,662)
daves2s antes 1,000
Trinchy antes 1,000
daves2s posts the small blind of 5,000
Trinchy posts the big blind of 10,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to daves2s [ ]
daves2s raises to 30,000
Trinchy raises to 92,000
daves2s raises to 410,838, and is all in
Trinchy calls 318,838
daves2s shows [ ]
Trinchy shows [ ]
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
daves2s shows Ace Ten high
Trinchy shows a straight, Ten high
Trinchy wins the pot (823,676) with a straight, Ten high
daves2s stands up
Trinchy stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 823,676 | Rake 0
Board: [ ]
Seat 4: daves2s (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with Ace Ten high
Seat 6: Trinchy (big blind) showed [ ] and won (823,676) with a straight, Ten high

[gatso]

big sigh @ people saying eureka when they mean ulrika

[bobAlike]

big sigh @ people saying eureka when they mean ulrika

big sigh @ Ulrika

[cia260895]

got just what i wanted until.........

PokerStars Game #23735393142: Tournament #131676522, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (50/100) - 2009/01/09 22:03:20 GMT [2009/01/09 17:03:20 ET]
Table '131676522 54' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: ukhereward (1305 in chips)
Seat 2: chezla (5345 in chips)
Seat 3: Dock22 (2310 in chips)
Seat 4: 20MIT11 (3650 in chips)
Seat 5: CIA260895 (3070 in chips)
Seat 6: Maikjudo (5450 in chips)
Seat 7: Revilo_OZ (14773 in chips)
Seat 8: StrangerWK (11070 in chips)
Seat 9: Gdluck2U (2455 in chips)
ukhereward: posts the ante 10
chezla: posts the ante 10
Dock22: posts the ante 10
20MIT11: posts the ante 10
CIA260895: posts the ante 10
Maikjudo: posts the ante 10
Revilo_OZ: posts the ante 10
StrangerWK: posts the ante 10
Gdluck2U: posts the ante 10
ukhereward: posts small blind 50
chezla: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CIA260895 [ ]
Dock22: folds
20MIT11: folds
CIA260895: raises 300 to 400
Maikjudo: calls 400
Revilo_OZ: folds
StrangerWK: folds
Gdluck2U: calls 400
ukhereward: folds
chezla: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
CIA260895: checks
Maikjudo: bets 5040 and is all-in
Gdluck2U: calls 2045 and is all-in
CIA260895: calls 2660 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2380) returned to Maikjudo
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CIA260895: shows [ ] (a flush, Ace high)
Maikjudo: shows [ As] (a full house, Fours full of Sevens)
Maikjudo collected 1230 from side pot
Gdluck2U: shows [ ] (a full house, Fours full of Nines)
Gdluck2U collected 7575 from main pot
CIA260895 re-buys and receives 3000 chips for $20.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8805 Main pot 7575. Side pot 1230. | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: ukhereward (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: chezla (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Dock22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: 20MIT11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: CIA260895 showed [ ] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Maikjudo showed [ As] and won (1230) with a full house, Fours full of Sevens
Seat 7: Revilo_OZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: StrangerWK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Gdluck2U (button) showed [ ] and won (7575) with a full house, Fours full of Nines

[thetank]

Bad beat jackpotted!

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $40(BB) Full Tilt Game#9949138493

SB ($1,590)
BB ($1,910)
Hero ($1,455)
UTG+1 ($1,440)
UTG+2 ($1,550)
MP1 ($1,450)
MP2 ($1,455)
CO ($1,455)
BTN ($1,195)

Dealt to Hero 

call, UTG+1 raises to $120, fold, fold, fold, fold, call, fold, fold, call,

FLOP ($420) 
check, check, check,

TURN ($420) 

Hero bets $260, UTG+1 folds, BTN calls $260,

RIVER ($940)  

Hero bets $200, BTN raises to $815, Hero calls $615,

Hero shows 
(Flop 95.6%, Turn 0.0%)

BTN shows 
(Flop 4.4%, Turn 100.0%)

BTN wins $2,570




Ah well.

[MANTIS01]

I saw something I couldn't actually beilieve at the poker table tonight.

So i'm drawn at a table with a husband and wife in seats 3 & 6. Now I know this isn't the best scenario cos sometimes your head gets a bit boggled by the raise or sex dilemma you're facing. So maybe you play a bit friendlier like. So anyway, the husband raises, it gets round to the mrs and she re-pops him, we fold, and the action gets back to the husband. It's pretty tense now and the table is quiet. Husband hollywoods for a long time, counts out his chips about 3 times, and pushes all-in. Back to the wife who deffo has a hand cos she's thinking about it and counting out her stack. Husband is motionless and staring at the table. Woman is close to tears and is shaking now cos she don't know what to do. She says "You must have Aces Charlie" and folds Kings face up. We look at Charlie....who shows the guy next door his hand and then quickly mucks face down. ZOMG!! Geezer just stacked those chips up without looking at his stunned wife at all. Guy bluffed his wife and gloated to a dumbass in the next seat about it. Anyway this put the wife on tilt and she busted.

By the way, with a wtf life strat like this you can easily imagine how plain bad he was at poker.

[AlexMartin]

I saw something I couldn't actually beilieve at the poker table tonight.

So i'm drawn at a table with a husband and wife in seats 3 & 6. Now I know this isn't the best scenario cos sometimes your head gets a bit boggled by the raise or sex dilemma you're facing. So maybe you play a bit friendlier like. So anyway, the husband raises, it gets round to the mrs and she re-pops him, we fold, and the action gets back to the husband. It's pretty tense now and the table is quiet. Husband hollywoods for a long time, counts out his chips about 3 times, and pushes all-in. Back to the wife who deffo has a hand cos she's thinking about it and counting out her stack. Husband is motionless and staring at the table. Woman is close to tears and is shaking now cos she don't know what to do. She says "You must have Aces Charlie" and folds Kings face up. We look at Charlie....who shows the guy next door his hand and then quickly mucks face down. ZOMG!! Geezer just stacked those chips up without looking at his stunned wife at all. Guy bluffed his wife and gloated to a dumbass in the next seat about it. Anyway this put the wife on tilt and she busted.

By the way, with a wtf life strat like this you can easily imagine how plain bad he was at poker.

what u on about. guy is a legend imo. women have too much importance in todays society imo.

[the sicilian]

yeah shackle em...i say

[MANTIS01]

yeah shackle em...i say

What a ridiculous thing to say. All that chinking when she's washing up would get on your nerves after a bit. You want a bit of peace when you're reading the paper imo.