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Question: Select the best three captions from the list below...
Dealer: 'Sorry sir, I only date men who wear their t-shirts under their jumpers.'
Play your cards right, you could be the next Abi Titmuss ....
Ever danced with the devil by the pale MOOB light?
Careful you don't lean over too far luv, this chin could have your eye out!
You want to have a look at my pocket rocket?
shsssh ,,,,,, i didnt think anyone heard it
Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be
"Ok, made me smile, it's maybe the best small stack trick done by a left hander but you still need a much bigger stack before I'll even look at ye, 'til then shove it!!"
See, I always like to raise LARGE under the gun.
I have a huge penis
True, there are a lot of fish at this table, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place
After another wicked 1-outer handed out, an air of invincibility led Neil to mistakenly believe he was going to make a big score...
Go on, touch my moob, he won't bite
Do you like David Walliams look-a-likes?
now that's what I call a really haaaaaaaaaaaaaard bad beat.
What a caffuffle!
My stack isn't the only thing that big!
and the winner of the cheesiest grin of 2008 goes to........
what first attracted you to millionaire neil channing?
having been offered 100-1 on getting the dealers dress off neil couldn't resist the value and turned on the charm
Thats not my foot, its not just my stack thats big.
Are you a Virgo? I bet you are....
Well, I'm glad you like te size of my stack says neil
Dealer embarrassed after asking where his mate Matt Lucas was and realising it wasn't David Walliams
Have your ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

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« on: April 15, 2008, 01:55:02 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 02:21:02 AM »

All of you not voting for "I have a huge penis" should be ashamed of yourselves.
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 02:24:12 AM »

I think it could make a late surge.
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 03:15:34 PM »

It is a stand out
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 05:05:35 PM »

hehe i got 2 of the top three (and no the penis one isnt mine although i voted for it lol)
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 08:39:14 PM »

Can't believe the penis one is winning. Sigh. Are you guys really gonna make me put that one up as the winner on the Main Site? 
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 12:13:52 PM »

I command you all to stop voting for the penis one. I refuse to publish it on the Main Site! 
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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 12:31:12 PM »

I didn't vote for it 
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 01:45:30 PM »

cheeky
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 05:53:36 PM »

 I can tell you officially what I was actually saying here. I told the lovely lady in question that she was going to be fine and that we'd be poor but happy.

 The events of the rest of the weekend proved me wrong.

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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 06:04:38 PM »

The winning  answer is far more believable Wink
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 07:59:02 PM »

penis ftw

can't beleive I said that!

Who's the lady anyway?
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« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2008, 06:50:32 PM »

Yay for me!

Winner = snoopy1239

Caption = "I have a huge penis"

 
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2008, 06:52:09 PM »

boldie,
Have your ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?

kinboshi,
Are you a Virgo? I bet you are....

geothesarge,
Dealer embarrassed after asking where his mate Matt Lucas was and realising it wasn't David Walliams

geothesarge
Well, I'm glad you like te size of my stack says neil

ariston,
having been offered 100-1 on getting the dealers dress off neil couldn't resist the value and turned on the charm

ariston,
what first attracted you to millionaire neil channing?

ariston
and the winner of the cheesiest grin of 2008 goes to........

Grier
Thats not my foot, its not just my stack thats big.

reenot,
My stack isn't the only thing that big!

ripple11,
now that's what I call a really haaaaaaaaaaaaaard bad beat.

G Ower,
What a caffuffle!

Simon Galloway,
After another wicked 1-outer handed out, an air of invincibility led Neil to mistakenly believe he was going to make a big score...

boldie,
True, there are a lot of fish at this table, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place

boldie,
Is that dress felt ? Would you like it to be

ripple11,
See, I always like to raise LARGE under the gun.

Rex008
Careful you don't lean over too far luv, this chin could have your eye out!

Andrew Gill,
Do you like David Walliams look-a-likes?

AndrewT,
Dealer: 'Sorry sir, I only date men who wear their t-shirts under their jumpers.'

Andrew Psaras,
You want to have a look at my pocket rocket?

stoneii,
"Ok, made me smile, it's maybe the best small stack trick done by a left hander but you still need a much bigger stack before I'll even look at ye, 'til then shove it!!"

cbass,
Play your cards right, you could be the next Abi Titmuss ....

shawn,
shsssh ,,,,,, i didnt think anyone heard it

snoopy,
I have a huge penis

snoopy
Go on, touch my moob, he won't bite

snoopy
Ever danced with the devil by the pale MOOB light?
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« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2008, 08:30:52 PM »

Well done Snoopy!
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