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« on: April 15, 2008, 09:08:16 PM »

ARSENAL F.C.
End of Season Dinner Dance

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Lehmann Meringue Pudding

Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine (bottled)
Cabernet Empty 2008
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED

Guest speaker:
Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

Please note that the club's European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed.

Sandy


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 09:09:32 PM »

oh dear,your'e gonna upset Ralph again


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 09:16:34 PM »

Maybe this'll help him.

Ferrari Formula 1 Team have announced that they have fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.

The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds with just a pair of mole grips each. Whereas Ferrari's exisiting crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech equipment. This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari management.

As most modern day F1 races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari are seen to now have a massive advantage over every other team!

Ferrari, however, got more than they bargained for today in the Scouse Crews first practice session. Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at David Coulthard's bird in the shower!

Sandy


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 09:22:33 PM »

sigh


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 09:51:31 PM »

at both posts.


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2008, 11:36:21 PM »

i agree


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2008, 11:38:58 PM »

Cabernet Empty 2008


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2008, 11:48:06 PM »

Manager's Beef (not rare)


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 12:14:03 AM »

Thieves took advantage of the " Battle of Britain " Champions League match Between Liverpool and Arsenal on Wednesday night to burgle two more footballers homes. The first unfortunate player was Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard . The crooks got away with countless items of football memorabilia including many of Gerrard’s own medals. Amongst the items currently being hunted by police are:

2 FA Cup winners medals
FA Youth Cup winners medal
2 league cup winners medals
Champions league winners medal
Uefa cup winners medal
2 super cup winners medals
2 charity shield winners medals

They also took a number of personal awards including. player of the year, young player of the year and his much cherished MBE

The other unfortunate player to be targeted was Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas. Thieves are thought have escaped with a kettle and a toaster.


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 12:30:01 AM »

PMSL


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 09:32:45 AM »

Quote from: Josedinho on April 16, 2008, 12:14:03 AM

Now THAT is funny!


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Re: Arsenal

« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2008, 01:29:33 PM »

Quote from: Nemesis on May 19, 2006, 06:04:05 PM

ARSENAL F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter
Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.

Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese

Drinks
Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guest speaker:
Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

Yeah it was funny when Nemisis posted this 2 years ago. Did you just do a search of the forum and copy and paste??

Oh and maybe the OP could remind us all what Celtic will win this year? Maybe you could do another copy and paste when Rangers win everything.