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« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2008, 03:52:41 AM »

Oh, to be in a foreign country with something that isn't clearing up. Joy. 

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« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2008, 09:30:00 AM »

Oh, to be in a foreign country with something that isn't clearing up. Joy. 



If you just let Dana squeeze it it'd be gone!
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« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2008, 09:33:54 AM »

Oh, to be in a foreign country with something that isn't clearing up. Joy. 



If you just let Dana squeeze it it'd be gone!
  Stop being a wimp.  Let her at it and all your troubles will be solved. 
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« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2008, 09:37:26 AM »

I knew this bloke who had something like that. It grew and grew and eventually turned into a frog.

Until this happened, he had been afraid to go to the doctors, but now he could put of off no longer.

In the surgery, he removed his shirt and turned around. The doctor was aghast.

"My God" He cried, "How did that happen?"


"I don't know" Replied the frog, "It started as a boil on my arse!"
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« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2008, 09:46:05 AM »

I knew this bloke who had something like that. It grew and grew and eventually turned into a frog.

Until this happened, he had been afraid to go to the doctors, but now he could put of off no longer.

In the surgery, he removed his shirt and turned around. The doctor was aghast.

"My God" He cried, "How did that happen?"


"I don't know" Replied the frog, "It started as a boil on my arse!"

Cheesy
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« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2008, 09:54:25 AM »

Just wait till you get searched by American customs and they pat you down

"What's this you're packing here, sir? That's not normal. GET ON THE FLOOR! ON THE FLOOR, NOW!!!!"

The guy will call in people to investigate as they have "A long haired, skinny bloke with a slight beard and a suspicious lump on the back of his neck...it could be anything" The anti-terrorists squad will have to come in and probably the bomb disposal unit...they will put you in a metal container and blow you up, or ship you out to Guantanamo (don't worry, me and MrsB are in Cuba in a week and a half and can come visit) where you will be held for months.

Do you really want to risk all that happening simply because you were to scared to hand Dana a kitchen knife and have her remove it?
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« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2008, 10:35:32 AM »

My god it looks like a twin, dana get him drunk sit on his back and squeeze it till his spine is on show.
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« Reply #67 on: April 25, 2008, 01:34:27 AM »

Unfortunately, I only have a day's worth of anti-biotics left, the infection has yet to clear up and I'm still in a great deal of discomfort, so instead of seeing the sights of Chicago tomorrow, I'm going to treat Dana to a visit to the Chicago Hospital. She's looking forward to it as much as I am. 
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« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2008, 01:38:26 AM »

good luck
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« Reply #69 on: April 25, 2008, 02:12:00 AM »



snoop

its just a big pluke m8

squeeze it ffs
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« Reply #70 on: April 25, 2008, 10:08:49 PM »

We saw a nice doctor and he squeezed Snoopy's cyst and omg it was so gross. Doctor said if he'd let me squeeze it days ago it would have been fine though. Vindication! Disgusting, cheese-filled vindication!

We went for deep dish pizza afterwards. Mmm, full of cheese.
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« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2008, 10:20:39 PM »

We saw a nice doctor and he squeezed Snoopy's cyst and omg it was so gross. Doctor said if he'd let me squeeze it days ago it would have been fine though. Vindication! Disgusting, cheese-filled vindication!

We went for deep dish pizza afterwards. Mmm, full of cheese.

you are one sick puppy
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« Reply #72 on: April 25, 2008, 10:28:34 PM »

We saw a nice doctor and he squeezed Snoopy's cyst and omg it was so gross. Doctor said if he'd let me squeeze it days ago it would have been fine though. Vindication! Disgusting, cheese-filled vindication!

We went for deep dish pizza afterwards. Mmm, full of cheese.

was kinda obvious that the doc would go for the squeezing option. that's what we said and we know all.
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« Reply #73 on: April 25, 2008, 10:29:33 PM »

We saw a nice doctor and he squeezed Snoopy's cyst and omg it was so gross. Doctor said if he'd let me squeeze it days ago it would have been fine though. Vindication! Disgusting, cheese-filled vindication!

We went for deep dish pizza afterwards. Mmm, full of cheese.

was kinda obvious that the doc would go for the squeezing option. that's what we said and we know all.

Maybe now Snoops will listen to us?
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« Reply #74 on: April 25, 2008, 10:30:56 PM »

It started with a cyst,
I never thought it would come to this...
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