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« on: April 16, 2008, 04:42:10 AM »

So I play a lot of PLO turbo HU sngs, mostly $55 and $110, and found this one guy, who was ignorantly bad, complaining that his pair and flush draw (9-high) was a virtual coinflip vs my made straight. So at this point I'm roughly about 8-2 up on him when he declines the rematch option on Full Tilt, obviously I don't him to leave. Especially after a bad run at the 1/2 PLO tables.

Dealer: Foaming_Homer wins the pot (740)
with a full house, Kings full of Sevens
Bull George: another one
Bull George (Observer): ur a joke
Foaming_Homer (Observer): rematch then?
Bull George (Observer): ill play you when you
dont have a horseshoe up your butt
Foaming_Homer (Observer): ok one sec
Foaming_Homer (Observer): ...
Foaming_Homer (Observer): ...
Foaming_Homer (Observer): ...
Foaming_Homer (Observer): ok it's out now
Foaming_Homer (Observer): Can we play
more?
Bull George (Observer): ok then one more
Bull George (Observer): register



Dealer: Foaming_Homer shows a straight, Nine
high
Dealer: Foaming_Homer wins the pot (960) with
a straight, Nine high
Bull George: jDSGHlad
Bull George (Observer): FOR FKS SAKE
Bull George (Observer): go buy a lottery ticket
Bull George (Observer): ur a joke
Bull George (Observer): jesus fkkkkkkkkkkkk

He wouldn't play me after that. Sad

But at least I can put the horseshoe back now. Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 08:57:39 AM »

lol very thinly disguised brag post there Floppy.

he is right though..you should buy a lottery ticket Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 09:20:03 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 09:32:17 AM »

A recent photo of Floppy:

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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 09:33:20 AM »

A recent photo of Floppy:



WOW..he pushed it WAY up!
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 10:03:43 AM »

I've never tried playing with a horseshoe up my arse - does it really help?
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« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 10:10:34 AM »

Floppy braces himself for the insertion of the horseshoe.

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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 10:40:47 AM »

LOL - his butler must be on holiday, so he got his security detail to do the honours instead.

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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 12:07:57 PM »

flops maybe it would have been +ev to let him win the last one to keep in in for a few more?
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