maltesers melt in your mouth not in your hand
that's M&M's
Minstrels used the strap line first.
what the F is a Minstrel, you freak?
You think you're so smug, with your liberal laws, tulips and wooden shoes - but you don't know what Minstrels are!!

! Shows what you know! We don't have tulips or wooden shoes!..We have lederhosen, Sauerkraut and leaders with dodgy moustaches!
Oh crap..I think I've been brainwashed.