Chants of the week

[Colchester Kev]

From the ever excellent BBC sport website

To the tune of Michael Jackson's 'Blame it on the Boogie':
"Don't blame it on Henry, Don't blame it on the injuries, Don't blame it on the referees, Blame it on Eboue!"
Heard at the Emirates among the season ticketholders during the 2-0 victory over Reading.

"He was awesome in the air tonight, his hair looked nice, Fernando."
Liverpool fans chanting, to the tune of Abba's 'Fernando', to Torres during the 1-1 draw with Blackburn.

[ACE2M]

at stoke on sunday they were singing to the tune of that amarillo tune

Show me the way to aston villa,
*** can't remember this bit****
It's the premiership that waits for me.

[kinboshi]

These are from a few weeks back:

"Let's pretend, Let's pretend, Let's pretend we've scored a goal YEAAAAAAAAH!"

and

"He plays on the left, he plays on the right, Mile Sterjovski makes us look alright."
Derby fans sing their hearts out despite going down 6-0 to Aston Villa.

"Let's all laugh at Carson, let's all laugh at Carson, la la la laa."
More efforts from the ever-cheery Rams supporters.

"We're gonna win 7-6, gonna win 7-6!"
(and again)


"You're just a fat Paris Hilton."
Sung to striker Andriy Voronin at Arsenal v Liverpool in the Champions League first leg.

[boldie]

I love the Torres one..top class.

[Colchester Kev]

STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK

At the most recent home game of Kirkham and Wesham, who have just reached the FA Vase final:
"Tonight's attendance is 136 and we have 10,000 tickets for Wembley, but we can get some more if we run out."


thats quality 

[ACE2M]

I liked the stadium annoucement at colchesters arch rivals when they were 2-0 against west brom.

'Sad to report that colchester are 2-0 up at half time against west brom' greeted by a round of boos
'Don't worry they are still going down' Greeted by a huge cheer.

[pokerram]

at least us rams fans have got a sense of humour we need it

[TheChipPrince]

I liked the stadium annoucement at colchesters arch rivals when they were 2-0 against west brom.

'Sad to report that colchester are 2-0 up at half time against west brom' greeted by a round of boos
'Don't worry they are still going down' Greeted by a huge cheer.

Close, ''dont worry, if they win 100-0 they are still going down''

[ACE2M]

I liked the stadium annoucement at colchesters arch rivals when they were 2-0 against west brom.

'Sad to report that colchester are 2-0 up at half time against west brom' greeted by a round of boos
'Don't worry they are still going down' Greeted by a huge cheer.

Close, ''dont worry, if they win 100-0 they are still going down''

the one i said was a few weeks ago, hadn't read todays until after i posted it, seems like hes a one trick pony.

[GlasgowBandit]

Best stadium anouncement I ever heard was Tiger Tim Stevens announced at CP many years ago as we humped Cologne in a UEFA cup game

"Ladies and Gentlemen there will now be a minutes silence for Rangers who have been knocked out the European Cup"

Song

Charlie Adams sisters pants are the best
You can smell them from the east to the west
They are soiled they are moist they are damp
Charlie Adamsssss ....... Sisters pants!

[cambo]

had a smile when yous were chanting "ur just a fat eddie murphy"

[mondatoo]

Read in the paper a while back that liverpool fans sign

Dirk Kuyt as good as you maybe
You hit every branch on the ugly tree
Fowler,Crouch and craig bellamy
Dirk Kuyt is good but he's fukn ugly

 

[NoflopsHomer]

Newcastle fans at Cheltenham in the cup.

"Town full of horses, you're just a town full of horses..."

[dan]

John Arne Riise oooooh aaaaaaah
I wanna knoooooooowwwwwwwww
how you scored that goal.

[BigTomatoes]

 Put your hands up for Dirk Kuyt.

 He loves this city.