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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2008, 02:44:30 PM »

You can get programmes which reveal all passwords on the computer. Search on INTERNET. Very cheap and some are free.

How can he do that? He can't log on.

Is there a whole in his bucket as well? bad day

Watch your P's & Q's pp, & listen up real good, right?

He can't have a "whole" in his bucket. He can have a hole in his whole bucket though.

Now behave. You hear me?

I've let the side down on grammer, spelling, and most importantly internet eetiyqueitteye, i'm literally hanging my head in shame(and i see the carpet needs hoovering)

 

before i leave disgraced and do the hoovering can i just clarify as to how he can have a hole in his whole bucket if a hole by definition leaves a gap and would render his previously whole bucket un whole?

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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2008, 02:48:13 PM »

You can get programmes which reveal all passwords on the computer. Search on INTERNET. Very cheap and some are free.

How can he do that? He can't log on.

Is there a whole in his bucket as well? bad day

Watch your P's & Q's pp, & listen up real good, right?

He can't have a "whole" in his bucket. He can have a hole in his whole bucket though.

Now behave. You hear me?

I've let the side down on grammer, spelling, and most importantly internet eetiyqueitteye, i'm literally hanging my head in shame(and i see the carpet needs hoovering)

 

before i leave disgraced and do the hoovering can i just clarify as to how he can have a hole in his whole bucket if a hole by definition leaves a gap and would render his previously whole bucket un whole?



The bucket remains whole, it's the content that goes down the hole. The whole hole, in fact.

Now go get vacuuming. Hoovering is generic.

Don't come back until the whole carpet is vacuumed. Excluding the holes.
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2008, 02:56:48 PM »

You can get programmes which reveal all passwords on the computer. Search on INTERNET. Very cheap and some are free.

How can he do that? He can't log on.

Is there a whole in his bucket as well? bad day

Watch your P's & Q's pp, & listen up real good, right?

He can't have a "whole" in his bucket. He can have a hole in his whole bucket though.

Now behave. You hear me?

I've let the side down on grammer, spelling, and most importantly internet eetiyqueitteye, i'm literally hanging my head in shame(and i see the carpet needs hoovering)

 

before i leave disgraced and do the hoovering can i just clarify as to how he can have a hole in his whole bucket if a hole by definition leaves a gap and would render his previously whole bucket un whole?



The bucket remains whole, it's the content that goes down the hole. The whole hole, in fact.

Now go get vacuuming. Hoovering is generic.

Don't come back until the whole carpet is vacuumed. Excluding the holes.

So he can have a hole in his whole bucket if it started out with a hole in it and it was an integral part of the bucket but can a bucket that started life holeless have a hole made later and still be classed as whole?

I cant even contemplate starting any sort of house work or in fact doing anything ever again untill we've sorted this out
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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2008, 03:05:25 PM »

Doesn't ophcrack require the purchase of hash tables for $240 to work on Vista?
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2008, 03:10:02 PM »

You can get programmes which reveal all passwords on the computer. Search on INTERNET. Very cheap and some are free.

How can he do that? He can't log on.

Is there a whole in his bucket as well? bad day

Watch your P's & Q's pp, & listen up real good, right?

He can't have a "whole" in his bucket. He can have a hole in his whole bucket though.

Now behave. You hear me?

I've let the side down on grammer, spelling, and most importantly internet eetiyqueitteye, i'm literally hanging my head in shame(and i see the carpet needs hoovering)

 

before i leave disgraced and do the hoovering can i just clarify as to how he can have a hole in his whole bucket if a hole by definition leaves a gap and would render his previously whole bucket un whole?



The bucket remains whole, it's the content that goes down the hole. The whole hole, in fact.

Now go get vacuuming. Hoovering is generic.

Don't come back until the whole carpet is vacuumed. Excluding the holes.

So he can have a hole in his whole bucket if it started out with a hole in it and it was an integral part of the bucket but can a bucket that started life holeless have a hole made later and still be classed as whole?

I cant even contemplate starting any sort of house work or in fact doing anything ever again untill we've sorted this out

Quite right too, it's a worry. We shall start with the internet eetiyqueitteye.

If the bucket does not have a hole, is it hole-less? And suffering from hole-less-ness? And if not, can it be described as hole-less-ness-less?

Look, I'm busy, I've got grown-up things to do, & children to placate. Go away.
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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2008, 03:12:08 PM »

Surely if a bucket does not have a hole it is not a bucket?
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2008, 03:14:04 PM »

Surely if a bucket does not have a hole it is not a bucket?

Dear Liza, please be quiet. You are talking rollocks.
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2008, 03:14:31 PM »

Doesn't ophcrack require the purchase of hash tables for $240 to work on Vista?

Are you thinking of LOphtCrack ?

Ophcrack is open source.

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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2008, 03:15:47 PM »

Surely if a bucket does not have a hole it is not a bucket?

"bucket" in Portuguese is "balde"?

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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2008, 03:17:06 PM »

Surely if a bucket does not have a hole it is not a bucket?

Dear Liza, please be quiet. You are talking rollocks.

No bucket is whole without the one hole.  But any bucket with more than one hole is no longer whole.
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« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2008, 03:19:46 PM »

Surely if a bucket does not have a hole it is not a bucket?

Dear Liza, please be quiet. You are talking rollocks.

No bucket is whole without the one hole.  But any bucket with more than one hole is no longer whole.

I disagree. my bucket has 3 holes, the big one at the top that you put water in and 2 little ones that the handle goes through, and it is still whole
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« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2008, 03:20:50 PM »

Surely if a bucket does not have a hole it is not a bucket?

Dear Liza, please be quiet. You are talking rollocks.

No bucket is whole without the one hole.  But any bucket with more than one hole is no longer whole.

I disagree. my bucket has 3 holes, the big one at the top that you put water in and 2 little ones that the handle goes through, and it is still whole

But if it had a hole and it wasn't whole would you then have to put it in the bucket?
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« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2008, 03:20:59 PM »

Surely if a bucket does not have a hole it is not a bucket?

Dear Liza, please be quiet. You are talking rollocks.

No bucket is whole without the one hole.  But any bucket with more than one hole is no longer whole.

I do agree but what about if it's a bucket with a lid and you put the lid on, is the bucket then by definition no longer whole?
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« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2008, 03:22:24 PM »

Surely if a bucket does not have a hole it is not a bucket?

Dear Liza, please be quiet. You are talking rollocks.

No bucket is whole without the one hole.  But any bucket with more than one hole is no longer whole.

That's incorrect Dawn.

The bit at the top is the means of egress.

Besam, the German Sliding door manufacturers, with whom I am, unfortunately, intimately acquainted,  - & who name their sliding doors as "bi-parters" - describe their product as "Entrance & Exit Solutions".
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« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2008, 03:22:45 PM »

If you put a Hyancinth in your bucket does your sitcom run one whole series, or more series?
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