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« on: May 01, 2008, 09:50:20 PM »

This is how shit terrible my life is. This is what its like to be me.

I get home from work at 5pm. I have tennis at half 6 but but because im so sad/degen/very sad/very degen (delete as appropriate), i spend an hour studying the form for the evening racing at Huntingdon and Great Leighs.

I have £90 left in my Betfred account so figure ill do a £3 Each Way Lucky 15 bet. Brag: when i placed the bet it had to be referred to the traders because my bets get limited. Its a bit annoying tho. Anyway, this one was accepted, shib it.

After looking at all the races at Great Leighs, all i find is a 25/1 shot called Nassar in the 7.20 that is low in the weights, has proven ability and is ridden by Kirsty Milczarek (my Facebook friend, apologies). Massive Price.

I then look at Huntingdon and find 3 really nice sorts, and altho the prices arent ideal i go for them. Deo Gratias in the 6.40. Looks a decent shout. Low in the weights (which i like), has a decent claimer on board, who claims 3lb and has won on the ground and over the distance. Only negative is it hasnt run for like 2 years. But i see horses win all the time whove not run for absolutely ages. I take the 9/1.

In the 7.40, i really like the look of Marshalls Run and snap up the 6/1, and take Trebello in the 8.10, same again, low in the weights, decent claimer, 8/1 is ok.

I get in from tennis at 9pm, and turn on Racing UK to watch racing replay from Huntingdon. Its still on Redcar so i go to my personal planner and load up Great Leighs which i Sky+ed. Nassar is 14/1 at the off, and altho i am really pessimistic as always  under an incredible ride from Kirsty it comes in quite readily.

So, im so happy. What a start, already onto like £78 for the win side and £21 for the place side, and 3 horses to go with decent shouts. If 1 more wins i probably get over a Dime Ball!. If they all win i get like £72,000 (ok i accept this probably wont happen, lol). Even if they all place i get like 2 Dimes.

I sit and watch the Huntingdon races. Deo Gratias leads the whole way, then fitness shows 4 out and it comes nearly last. Im so dissapointed. But its not the end of the world. Especially when i see the betting in the next because Marshalls Run has come into 3/1 favourite. Wow, this must have a great shout and will definetly place, its been backed big time. I mean theres only 8 runners now.
Comes 4th. I throw an empty beer can at the wall in frustration ("your hard Brent") ("STFU").

Trebello comes nowhere either and i jus wana die. Im sitting here jus wanting to kill myself im so bitterely dissapointed


This is in no way a thinly veiled brag post tht i got £250 back. Im so dissapointed. I've never had a start like that, thought it was definetly gona be a big paydaynight.

Come on Boldie, even you have to sympathize.

The only positive thing is, i can do 2 £3 EW L15's tomorrow and lose £180. Shib it.
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 10:06:17 PM »

A+, would read again.

Next time try make it so you get to be 1cm from winning £70K though plz, kthx.
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 10:06:52 PM »

So brudel.
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 10:21:04 PM »

thought it was gonna be an all 4 won but did not click accept bet  kind of fuck my life thread.  At least didn't happen.
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2008, 10:23:48 PM »

How did you get on at Tennis?
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 10:47:29 PM »

Why are your bets limited? 
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2008, 10:57:37 PM »

do u ever play tennis at david lloyds leeds brent? awsome courts just learning to play there.
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2008, 11:05:41 PM »

This is how shit terrible my life is. This is what its like to be me.

I get home from work at 5pm. I have tennis at half 6 but but because im so sad/degen/very sad/very degen (delete as appropriate), i spend an hour studying the form for the evening racing at Huntingdon and Great Leighs.

I have £90 left in my Betfred account so figure ill do a £3 Each Way Lucky 15 bet. Brag: when i placed the bet it had to be referred to the traders because my bets get limited. Its a bit annoying tho. Anyway, this one was accepted, shib it.

After looking at all the races at Great Leighs, all i find is a 25/1 shot called Nassar in the 7.20 that is low in the weights, has proven ability and is ridden by Kirsty Milczarek (my Facebook friend, apologies). Massive Price.

I then look at Huntingdon and find 3 really nice sorts, and altho the prices arent ideal i go for them. Deo Gratias in the 6.40. Looks a decent shout. Low in the weights (which i like), has a decent claimer on board, who claims 3lb and has won on the ground and over the distance. Only negative is it hasnt run for like 2 years. But i see horses win all the time whove not run for absolutely ages. I take the 9/1.

In the 7.40, i really like the look of Marshalls Run and snap up the 6/1, and take Trebello in the 8.10, same again, low in the weights, decent claimer, 8/1 is ok.

I get in from tennis at 9pm, and turn on Racing UK to watch racing replay from Huntingdon. Its still on Redcar so i go to my personal planner and load up Great Leighs which i Sky+ed. Nassar is 14/1 at the off, and altho i am really pessimistic as always  under an incredible ride from Kirsty it comes in quite readily.

So, im so happy. What a start, already onto like £78 for the win side and £21 for the place side, and 3 horses to go with decent shouts. If 1 more wins i probably get over a Dime Ball!. If they all win i get like £72,000 (ok i accept this probably wont happen, lol). Even if they all place i get like 2 Dimes.

I sit and watch the Huntingdon races. Deo Gratias leads the whole way, then fitness shows 4 out and it comes nearly last. Im so dissapointed. But its not the end of the world. Especially when i see the betting in the next because Marshalls Run has come into 3/1 favourite. Wow, this must have a great shout and will definetly place, its been backed big time. I mean theres only 8 runners now.
Comes 4th. I throw an empty beer can at the wall in frustration ("your hard Brent") ("STFU").

Trebello comes nowhere either and i jus wana die. Im sitting here jus wanting to kill myself im so bitterely dissapointed


This is in no way a thinly veiled brag post tht i got £250 back. Im so dissapointed. I've never had a start like that, thought it was definetly gona be a big paydaynight.

Come on Boldie, even you have to sympathize.

The only positive thing is, i can do 2 £3 EW L15's tomorrow and lose £180. Shib it.

Wanna swap Pand L for this week?

nice start tho mate, its a profit at the end of the day.
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2008, 11:35:00 PM »

Why are your bets limited? 

They limit the amount you can bet if u win a lot of ur bets or similar bets.

So slight brag: Horneris = Winner. so sick
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 11:40:39 PM »



ive been out cheering on the florence losers( more of that later) and ive had a few beers so i may be misreading but...

how did u get 250 back?Huh?

3 win at 25/1  £78
3 place around 15 - 20

so am i having a blonde moment??
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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2008, 11:43:05 PM »



ive been out cheering on the florence losers( more of that later) and ive had a few beers so i may be misreading but...

how did u get 250 back?Huh?

3 win at 25/1  £78
3 place around 15 - 20

so am i having a blonde moment??


Most firms pay dbl the odds for one winner on a Lucky 15, I am pretty usre that Betfred pay treble the odds for one winner.
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2008, 11:45:22 PM »



that will be it m8
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2008, 04:32:44 AM »

Why are your bets limited? 

This used to happen me all the time when I was arbritrage betting, basically as ChipRich says bookies limit you if you are showing a good profit/have some idea what you are doing.

It used to be a game of cat and mouse with the bookies with arbing as I was betting on Russian 2nd div footie matches one minute then on some tennis tourney in asia and then a domestic cricket match etc. The bookies would get very suss, i must have had multiple accounts on about 15 different bookies under family numbers etc to keep ahead of the game. The bookies hated me as I always had an edge.
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2008, 06:43:33 AM »

Okay thanks.
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2008, 08:32:19 AM »

That F'ing sucks mate. I truly feel for you there, we've all (at least us degenerates) been there and there is no worse feeling in the betting world than a promising start and getting kicked in the nuts like that.
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