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« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2008, 11:42:27 PM »

your aces never hold up?

they did once, i had  and it came   i checked it down after 3 betting preflop with 4x the buy in against the other big stack cos i was sure he had the RF and was gonna fold to river bet but he checked and mucked  three clubs 

I printed the HH 2000 times and used it as wall paper
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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2008, 11:43:17 PM »

shoulda printed it 4000 times and used it as wallpaper and a new carpet.
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« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2008, 11:46:10 PM »

shoulda printed it 4000 times and used it as wallpaper and a new carpet.

ive got my SF vs obv RF that turned out to be TPTK as carpet of course.

I use my omaha HH's to wipe my arse with
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« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2008, 11:51:38 PM »

shoulda printed it 4000 times and used it as wallpaper and a new carpet.

ive got my SF vs obv RF that turned out to be TPTK as carpet of course.

I use my omaha HH's to wipe my arse with

try playin some stud8, you got all bases covered then!
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2008, 12:02:31 AM »

shoulda printed it 4000 times and used it as wallpaper and a new carpet.

ive got my SF vs obv RF that turned out to be TPTK as carpet of course.

I use my omaha HH's to wipe my arse with

try playin some stud8, you got all bases covered then!

I had to move out for a week after playing an online H.O.R.S.E tourney!
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2008, 12:07:07 AM »

shoulda printed it 4000 times and used it as wallpaper and a new carpet.

ive got my SF vs obv RF that turned out to be TPTK as carpet of course.

I use my omaha HH's to wipe my arse with

try playin some stud8, you got all bases covered then!

I had to move out for a week after playing an online H.O.R.S.E tourney!

anyone that willingly plays a HORSE tourney deserves to be homeless!
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« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2008, 12:14:33 AM »

shoulda printed it 4000 times and used it as wallpaper and a new carpet.

ive got my SF vs obv RF that turned out to be TPTK as carpet of course.

I use my omaha HH's to wipe my arse with

try playin some stud8, you got all bases covered then!

I had to move out for a week after playing an online H.O.R.S.E tourney!

anyone that willingly plays a HORSE tourney deserves to be homeless!

It wouldn't have been so bad but i didnt even get past the H!
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« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2008, 12:16:05 AM »

shoulda printed it 4000 times and used it as wallpaper and a new carpet.

ive got my SF vs obv RF that turned out to be TPTK as carpet of course.

I use my omaha HH's to wipe my arse with

try playin some stud8, you got all bases covered then!

I had to move out for a week after playing an online H.O.R.S.E tourney!

anyone that willingly plays a HORSE tourney deserves to be homeless!

It wouldn't have been so bad but i didnt even get past the H!

a blessing in disguise.. gave u more time to hit the streets and get the diamond white sorted. Most people get to the E part, its past midnight, no offies are open, and they have to try and sleep sober.
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« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2008, 12:23:39 AM »

shoulda printed it 4000 times and used it as wallpaper and a new carpet.

ive got my SF vs obv RF that turned out to be TPTK as carpet of course.

I use my omaha HH's to wipe my arse with

try playin some stud8, you got all bases covered then!

I had to move out for a week after playing an online H.O.R.S.E tourney!

anyone that willingly plays a HORSE tourney deserves to be homeless!

It wouldn't have been so bad but i didnt even get past the H!

a blessing in disguise.. gave u more time to hit the streets and get the diamond white sorted. Most people get to the E part, its past midnight, no offies are open, and they have to try and sleep sober.

well thats the way i saw it so imagine my surprise at being pulled off the bench at 4am, my diamond whites flying all over the place and these very nice police officers are asking me why i'm ruining they're sociotey, i show them a sample of the HH's i happen to be carrying with me and can you believe it they look at the one where i hero call off my whole stack with  on a  against what i was sure was something like but turned out to be , they beat the shit out of me, i run bad.
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« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2008, 12:26:23 AM »

shoulda told them you were playing Razz, theyda let you off with a £5 voucher at Patels mini mart for a refill. Gotta know how to use the system in ur favour.
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« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2008, 12:39:48 AM »

shoulda told them you were playing Razz, theyda let you off with a £5 voucher at Patels mini mart for a refill. Gotta know how to use the system in ur favour.

 

I missed the angle

though i do however think it turned out in my favour, you gotta think by 5am the remaining diamond white is gone and i'm compelled towards patels with my voucher and the idea of more cider, i get there and he's obv not open, i'm looking at between 75-85% of the time in this exact situation i'm jamming a brick through the window and looking to break in, i also estimate that in my drunken state i sucsesfully procure the alcohol avoiding detection about 5% of the time, this situation is massivly -EV for me, looking back i think i dodged a bullet.
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« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2008, 12:42:30 AM »



what particular part of uncivilzation do u live when shops aren't open at 5am???
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« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2008, 12:48:12 AM »

shoulda told them you were playing Razz, theyda let you off with a £5 voucher at Patels mini mart for a refill. Gotta know how to use the system in ur favour.

 

I missed the angle

though i do however think it turned out in my favour, you gotta think by 5am the remaining diamond white is gone and i'm compelled towards patels with my voucher and the idea of more cider, i get there and he's obv not open, i'm looking at between 75-85% of the time in this exact situation i'm jamming a brick through the window and looking to break in, i also estimate that in my drunken state i sucsesfully procure the alcohol avoiding detection about 5% of the time, this situation is massivly -EV for me, looking back i think i dodged a bullet.

if you can only procure alcohol from a smash and grab 5% of the time, you need to work on that technique. Dont worry about detection, no one gives a shit about who you are, the pollice only go to these shops to fulfull the petrol allowace. Smash, grab, and drink. Patel gets his insurance, the police "earn" their wages, and you get to sit in the park drinking diamond whites finest tonic. I cant even figure out who the loser is in this exchange,  maybe the insurance companies, but there is no way that the ethics of an insurance company come between a dedicated soldier and a bottle of diamond white.




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what particular part of uncivilzation do u live when shops aren't open at 5am???

where i live, I cant get booze until 11am... so we have to utilise other methods to get our fix. The DWC (diamond white crew) will do anything to get a fix.
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« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2008, 01:00:05 AM »

shoulda told them you were playing Razz, theyda let you off with a £5 voucher at Patels mini mart for a refill. Gotta know how to use the system in ur favour.

 

I missed the angle

though i do however think it turned out in my favour, you gotta think by 5am the remaining diamond white is gone and i'm compelled towards patels with my voucher and the idea of more cider, i get there and he's obv not open, i'm looking at between 75-85% of the time in this exact situation i'm jamming a brick through the window and looking to break in, i also estimate that in my drunken state i successfully procure the alcohol avoiding detection about 5% of the time, this situation is massively -EV for me, looking back i think i dodged a bullet.

if you can only procure alcohol from a smash and grab 5% of the time, you need to work on that technique. Dont worry about detection, no one gives a shit about who you are, the pollice only go to these shops to fulfill the petrol allowace. Smash, grab, and drink. Patel gets his insurance, the police "earn" their wages, and you get to sit in the park drinking diamond whites finest tonic. I cant even figure out who the loser is in this exchange,  maybe the insurance companies, but there is no way that the ethics of an insurance company come between a dedicated soldier and a bottle of diamond white.




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what particular part of uncivilzation do u live when shops aren't open at 5am???

where i live, I cant get booze until 11am... so we have to utilise other methods to get our fix. The DWC (diamond white crew) will do anything to get a fix.


FFS, i mangled didnt i? taking into consideration your philosophy on detection i reevaluate my chances at about 50%+

Maths has been costing me free alcohol for too long now, can we get a child board for this sort of thing please, general smash and grab strategy etc, taking into account this new information it's starting to look like a +EV move ffs and who knows what other illegall opportunities for the acquisition of alcohol ive been miscalculating but if we dont get a special board or something(and it's clear everyone wants one) then how am i supposed to improve?

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« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2008, 01:08:18 AM »

shoulda told them you were playing Razz, theyda let you off with a £5 voucher at Patels mini mart for a refill. Gotta know how to use the system in ur favour.

 

I missed the angle

though i do however think it turned out in my favour, you gotta think by 5am the remaining diamond white is gone and i'm compelled towards patels with my voucher and the idea of more cider, i get there and he's obv not open, i'm looking at between 75-85% of the time in this exact situation i'm jamming a brick through the window and looking to break in, i also estimate that in my drunken state i successfully procure the alcohol avoiding detection about 5% of the time, this situation is massively -EV for me, looking back i think i dodged a bullet.

if you can only procure alcohol from a smash and grab 5% of the time, you need to work on that technique. Dont worry about detection, no one gives a shit about who you are, the pollice only go to these shops to fulfill the petrol allowace. Smash, grab, and drink. Patel gets his insurance, the police "earn" their wages, and you get to sit in the park drinking diamond whites finest tonic. I cant even figure out who the loser is in this exchange,  maybe the insurance companies, but there is no way that the ethics of an insurance company come between a dedicated soldier and a bottle of diamond white.




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what particular part of uncivilzation do u live when shops aren't open at 5am???

where i live, I cant get booze until 11am... so we have to utilise other methods to get our fix. The DWC (diamond white crew) will do anything to get a fix.


FFS, i mangled didnt i? taking into consideration your philosophy on detection i reevaluate my chances at about 50%+

Maths has been costing me free alcohol for too long now, can we get a child board for this sort of thing please, general smash and grab strategy etc, taking into account this new information it's starting to look like a +EV move ffs and who knows what other illegall opportunities for the acquisition of alcohol ive been miscalculating but if we dont get a special board or something(and it's clear everyone wants one) then how am i supposed to improve?

sort it out mods

no child board, i dont mind imparting my expertise sometimes, but id hate to see a child board about it. If you want advice on how to get diamond white cheap, send me a PM. gotta keep our profit sources protected!
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