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« on: May 16, 2008, 02:37:18 PM »


The blondepoker Home Page & Forum had an outage (= crashed) this morning, from about 2am until mid-morning. We don't know the cause yet, but if we find out, we'll let you know. Our apologies.

We also need to change our Server, which is creaking under increased traffic levels, & we plan to do this, hopefully, some time next week.

It will mean we will be "down" for about 24 hours, whilst Bongo fiddles about under the bonnet. As soon as we know when we plan this to take place, we'll let you know.
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 02:43:27 PM »

Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away?
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 02:44:48 PM »

PMSL     Poor Boldie
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 03:02:45 PM »

Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away?


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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 03:09:39 PM »

Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away?




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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2008, 03:34:11 PM »


I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server.

I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours.

DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running.

Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com

That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in.

Any questions, feel free to ask.
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2008, 03:35:16 PM »

A way of life?
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2008, 03:39:47 PM »

Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away?

now that would be hilarious 
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« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2008, 03:51:48 PM »


The blondepoker Home Page & Forum had an outage (= crashed) this morning, from about 2am until mid-morning. We don't know the cause yet, but if we find out, we'll let you know. Our apologies.

We also need to change our Server, which is creaking under increased traffic levels, & we plan to do this, hopefully, some time next week.

It will mean we will be "down" for about 24 hours, whilst Bongo fiddles about under the bonnet. As soon as we know when we plan this to take place, we'll let you know.

Bongo fiddled whist Blonde burned 
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2008, 04:44:38 PM »


I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server.

I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours.

DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running.

Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com

That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in.

Any questions, feel free to ask.


So how old are you really?
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2008, 05:29:26 PM »


I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server.

I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours.

DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running.

Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com

That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in.

Any questions, feel free to ask.


Can you translate this into English ? Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2008, 05:31:41 PM »

Tikay can't translate it without hours of google search first... because he has no idea what he's said   
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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2008, 05:38:44 PM »

I've been giving some thought as to how I'll do the Data Transfer to the new Server.
I wonder if the A34 interchange will be chokka tonight

I need to change the dns etc. At this stage I'd also like to do some db optimisations for the forum which will probably take several hours.
How can I prevent those whinging bastards from ever posting again

DNS should be fully propogated within 24 hours and we're back up and running.
My batteries are charging and I'll be up and away once I'm plugged back on the machine

Just need to sort out details to allow access before the dns has switched - maybe use the .org interface or setup a temp sub-filter of .com
I'll leave the .org running and point all the whinging bastards to that one -- Ahhh peace and tranquility

That should sort it. I'll multi-Table some $20-$40 whilst doing it, jut to keep my hand in.
I'll donk some cash off tonight in order to purge myself

Any questions, feel free to ask.
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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2008, 05:41:39 PM »

Could you plan it for the first day Boldie is back from Cuba - make him think it's gone completely whilst he's been away?

You have no idea how much my life sucks. Got back from Holiday and ready to log in to blonde only to find it 's down...dammit!...got worse though. I read some emails and try Blonde again only to find the internet fails me completely...on the phone to my ISP..who can't help me..on the phone to the guys that supply my router who can't really help...back on the phone to my isp who can now finally help after I tell them what to do. Only got back online a little wholie ago Sad
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2008, 05:49:16 PM »

Welcome home.
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