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« Reply #225 on: July 04, 2012, 02:07:07 PM »

That's all well and good but how long til I can teleport to work or at least own a flying car!?
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« Reply #226 on: July 04, 2012, 02:35:41 PM »

Great excuse to post this.


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« Reply #227 on: July 04, 2012, 02:44:14 PM »

Great excuse to post this.




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« Reply #228 on: July 04, 2012, 04:54:04 PM »

I reckon this Higgs Boson thing is a bit of a modern day Phlogiston.

 
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« Reply #229 on: July 04, 2012, 08:24:02 PM »

Question: What's Brian Cox's favourite drink?
Answer: A large piña collider.

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« Reply #230 on: July 04, 2012, 10:05:55 PM »

Huge news.

Quality moment this morning on Chris moyles's show. They couldn't get hold of Professor Brian Cox so they contacted professor green instead.

We're a very long way from teleporting more than single atoms. Well, we can do more but the transporter would break it into atoms and send all the atoms individually, so you'd look a bit of a mess!
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« Reply #231 on: July 04, 2012, 10:47:17 PM »

Wow, this is right up there with my first shag
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« Reply #232 on: July 04, 2012, 11:14:40 PM »

Wow, this is right up there with my first shag

My first shag was a bit of a let down and I didn't really know what was going on.

Oh hang on......... Me too!!
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« Reply #233 on: July 04, 2012, 11:28:27 PM »

Wow, this is right up there with my first shag

My first shag was a bit of a let down and I didn't really know what was going on.

Oh hang on......... Me too!!

My first shag (maybe): to this day i'm still not sure if i actually got it. with this stuff i'm struggling to even try.
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« Reply #234 on: July 04, 2012, 11:32:02 PM »

Are people actually interested in this shite or are they just trying to pretend to be intelligent?
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« Reply #235 on: July 05, 2012, 09:59:05 AM »

I'm interested but far too stupid to understand.
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« Reply #236 on: July 05, 2012, 12:48:57 PM »

The more you understand it the more interesting it gets.

If the scientists at CERN have an understanding of 10
Then most people have an understanding of about 0.1 - and aren't that fussed

Some of the people who have commented in this thread might have understanding of about 1, maybe 1.5 - and that's why think it's worth commenting on  Smiley
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« Reply #237 on: July 05, 2012, 05:39:14 PM »

tbf, people who have some understanding and interest in the subject also post jokes like this - a pretty clear argument in favour of not becoming interested

Question: What's Brian Cox's favourite drink?
Answer: A large piña collider.
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« Reply #238 on: July 05, 2012, 09:00:16 PM »

Are people actually interested in this shite or are they just trying to pretend to be intelligent?

I'm interested.

I don't think it's shite.

I don't understand it.

I'm not pretending to be intelligent.

I'm not even "Trying to pretend to be intelligent".

If intelligence is measured against understanding of the Large Hadron Collider I'm in trouble.

If intelligence is measured against understanding my first shag I'm also in trouble.

If intelligence is measured against understanding women we're all in trouble.






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« Reply #239 on: July 05, 2012, 09:59:41 PM »

Are people actually interested in this shite or are they just trying to pretend to be intelligent?

I'm interested.

I don't think it's shite.

I don't understand it.

I'm not pretending to be intelligent.

I'm not even "Trying to pretend to be intelligent".

If intelligence is measured against understanding of the Large Hadron Collider I'm in trouble.

If intelligence is measured against understanding my first shag I'm also in trouble.

If intelligence is measured against understanding women we're all in trouble.


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