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« on: May 21, 2008, 08:50:58 PM »

I went shopping yesterday to Monks Cross (near York) for some clothes.

And i went to the usual places - Burton, Topshop, River Island, TK Max, Next....

and all the jeans had buttons (sometimes upto 6 or 7 wtf) instead of a simple zip up fly.

This is tilting me ridic hard today because during my long day at work ive been to the toilet 4 times now and everytime its been a ridic amount of effort to open all the buttons because obv i dont wana open the top button jus the others. I miss the zip.

I reckon iv lost about 2 minutes because of this. Time which couldve been better spent eating or picking the winner in the next at Goodwood.

Im not happy.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 08:52:48 PM »

Velcro FTW
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 08:54:18 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 09:13:57 PM »

pampers ftw
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 09:17:12 PM »

Mind you those hipster jeans which seem to be a la mode only have around two or three buttons....
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 09:30:38 PM »

Tesco jeans. £4 (including  zip fly)
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 09:42:28 PM »

Yeah, I work in Topman and we are mostly buttons.  Still find the odd zippers though.
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 09:46:23 PM »

Button fly does mean certain avoidance of a potentially nasty injury...
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 09:56:22 PM »

Button fly does mean certain avoidance of a potentially nasty injury...

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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 10:16:50 PM »

Button fly = TAG
Zip fly = LAG

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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 10:19:46 PM »

Button fly = TAG
Zip fly = LAG


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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 10:21:02 PM »

Button fly = TAG
Zip fly = LAG


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Yours must be elasticated.
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 10:22:46 PM »

Button fly = TAG
Zip fly = LAG


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Yours must be elasticated.
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 12:37:13 AM »

I went shopping yesterday to Monks Cross (near York) for some clothes.

And i went to the usual places - Burton, Topshop, River Island, TK Max, Next....

and all the jeans had buttons (sometimes upto 6 or 7 wtf) instead of a simple zip up fly.

This is tilting me ridic hard today because during my long day at work ive been to the toilet 4 times now and everytime its been a ridic amount of effort to open all the buttons because obv i dont wana open the top button jus the others. I miss the zip.

I reckon iv lost about 2 minutes because of this. Time which couldve been better spent eating or picking the winner in the next at Goodwood.

Im not happy.

takiing the p1ss< but not quite literally ?
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 02:06:10 AM »

Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. 

 
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