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« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2008, 03:20:25 AM »

I went shopping yesterday to Monks Cross (near York) for some clothes.

And i went to the usual places - Burton, Topshop, River Island, TK Max, Next....

and all the jeans had buttons (sometimes upto 6 or 7 wtf) instead of a simple zip up fly.

This is tilting me ridic hard today because during my long day at work ive been to the toilet 4 times now and everytime its been a ridic amount of effort to open all the buttons because obv i dont wana open the top button jus the others. I miss the zip.

I reckon iv lost about 2 minutes because of this. Time which couldve been better spent eating or picking the winner in the next at Goodwood.

Im not happy.

Any tips for goodwood tomorrow?
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« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2008, 09:15:42 AM »

Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. 

 

nothing sexy about breaking yr neck for a pi55 and fumbling with buttons
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« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2008, 09:18:02 AM »

and if your struggling that much 1 of these??

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/browse/urinals-15/male-urinals-45/
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« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2008, 09:46:33 AM »

and if your struggling that much 1 of these??

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/browse/urinals-15/male-urinals-45/

Wow could have done with one of those for all the away trips on the coaches to watch Leeds. The amount of times i had to piss in a can Sad
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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2008, 09:48:14 AM »

Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. 

 

She speaks the truth.  Take note lads. 
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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2008, 09:57:44 AM »

Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. 

 

She speaks the truth.  Take note lads. 

Velcro FTW
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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2008, 10:44:34 AM »

Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. 

 

She speaks the truth.  Take note lads. 

Velcro FTW

Too much risk of chafing against the hooks side of the Velcro.
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« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2008, 12:20:39 PM »

Tesco jeans. £4 (including  zip fly)

comes with disclaimer:

*any resemblance to a real pair of jeans purely coincidental*
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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2008, 02:26:49 PM »

Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. 

 

She speaks the truth.  Take note lads. 

Velcro FTW

Too much risk of chafing against the hooks side of the Velcro.

Underwear FTW
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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2008, 08:05:28 PM »

I went shopping yesterday to Monks Cross (near York) for some clothes.

And i went to the usual places - Burton, Topshop, River Island, TK Max, Next....

and all the jeans had buttons (sometimes upto 6 or 7 wtf) instead of a simple zip up fly.

This is tilting me ridic hard today because during my long day at work ive been to the toilet 4 times now and everytime its been a ridic amount of effort to open all the buttons because obv i dont wana open the top button jus the others. I miss the zip.

I reckon iv lost about 2 minutes because of this. Time which couldve been better spent eating or picking the winner in the next at Goodwood.

Im not happy.

Any tips for goodwood tomorrow?

obv level
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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2008, 08:49:07 AM »

Much more sexy unbuttoning a pair of jeans rather than the naff sound of a 1970's porn movie zipper being undone imho. 

 

She speaks the truth.  Take note lads. 

it's true, although can be a struggle if there's a bit of a bulge going on.
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« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2008, 10:24:58 AM »

and if your struggling that much 1 of these??

http://www.youreableshop.co.uk/browse/urinals-15/male-urinals-45/

Wow could have done with one of those for all the away trips on the coaches to watch Leeds. The amount of times i had to piss in a can Sad

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