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« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2008, 07:12:25 AM » |
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beyond our help...........might I suggest a diet of purely Tunnocks caramel wafers |
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« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2008, 08:47:23 AM » |
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have you got any left? Bring em round here then I'll eat them while you tidy my flat for me, then we'll go out for a beer.
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2008, 10:26:35 AM » |
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beyond our help...........might I suggest a diet of purely Tunnocks caramel wafers Best in the world  |
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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2008, 10:28:37 AM » |
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« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2008, 10:37:26 AM » |
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I bought a pack of Mr kiplings cherry bakewells today(i actually got two, you got another one for half price or something) and decided to eat the whole box
I actually prefere fondant fancies but you only get 8 and 3 of those are the chocolate ones and i cant stand them, i sometimes buy them just for the 5 red and yellow ones but couldn't be so profligate today as i had the opportunity of 12 cherry bakewells for the same, i cant pass up that kind of value!
Anyway i got myself geared up to do the lot, sat down, put on a DVD and tucked in.
It wasn't really a challenge it's just something i wanted to do and there was a little part of me that thought i probably wouldn't be able to do it which made me all the more resolute.
two cakes in and my stomach starts to rumble, the icing on the third cake is looking more and more sickly and i'm not sure i'm enjoying this endeavour anymore, i had to give up.
I do have a theory as to why i failed which is i was simultaneously drinking a pepsi which i think caused me to have some digestion problems, though on reflection this excuse seems pretty lame and even taking into account indigestion it doesn't excuse my appalling completion rate of 33%.
I wandered round for a bit not knowing what to do, surfed the net for some mr kipling advice sites and even watched jeremy kyle on the off chance todays topic would be baked goods insecurities(it wasn't), i'm just feeling really low about myself right now, as a man i think a part of me died today.
what can i do to regain my sense of self worth?
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[19:44:40] Oracle: WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SPANISH HOLIDAY! TRIGGS STABLES SHIT!
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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2008, 11:06:33 AM » |
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Brilliant Bolt.
24 packs of Pickled Onion Space Raiders FTW - that will prove your manhood once more.
This has to be the most sensible post i have ever seen on Blondepoker. Space raiders massively +EV They just hiked the prices from 10p a bag to 15p though  They used to be 5p in my day... shit I'm getting old. |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2008, 11:12:21 AM » |
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Brilliant Bolt.
24 packs of Pickled Onion Space Raiders FTW - that will prove your manhood once more.
This has to be the most sensible post i have ever seen on Blondepoker. Space raiders massively +EV They just hiked the prices from 10p a bag to 15p though They used to be 5p in my day... shit I'm getting old. don't forget that you're going bald as well...and I thought I noticed you're getting a little pouch when I aw you in DtD last time. |
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2008, 11:13:35 AM » |
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Brilliant Bolt.
24 packs of Pickled Onion Space Raiders FTW - that will prove your manhood once more.
This has to be the most sensible post i have ever seen on Blondepoker. Space raiders massively +EV They just hiked the prices from 10p a bag to 15p though They used to be 5p in my day... shit I'm getting old. don't forget that you're going bald as well...and I thought I noticed you're getting a little pouch when I aw you in DTD last time. LOL at the pouch, me thinks not. But as for the hair - it's on its way out definitely. |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2008, 05:17:50 PM » |
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In yer face bolty. None of this mamby-pamby wet counselling.
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« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2008, 06:43:14 PM » |
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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2008, 07:07:04 PM » |
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I come here looking for support and this is what i get!
I had an incident last night with a jumbo packet of starburst that i'm not even gonna post about now
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« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2008, 07:20:01 PM » |
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I come here looking for support and this is what i get!
I had an incident last night with a jumbo packet of starburst that i'm not even gonna post about now
NO!!!!! They are not starburst they are Opal Fruits....and while we are on the subject its a Marathon not a Snickers...always has been...always will be....and why on earth change Jif Lemon cleaner to Cif just because there is already a Jif Lemon...who here has put bathroom detergent on their pancakes?  ? |
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« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2008, 07:27:48 PM » |
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I come here looking for support and this is what i get!
I had an incident last night with a jumbo packet of starburst that i'm not even gonna post about now
NO!!!!! They are not starburst they are Opal Fruits....and while we are on the subject its a Marathon not a Snickers...always has been...always will be....and why on earth change Jif Lemon cleaner to Cif just because there is already a Jif Lemon...who here has put bathroom detergent on their pancakes? ? and you wonder why you're still single?..It's a snickers FFS! |
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« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2008, 07:44:02 PM » |
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Drink a bottle of Dissarono, redemption in a glass.
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2008, 07:51:28 PM » |
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right you bunch of t****rs
no more threads about sweets and cakes
its just not fair
considering i have the sweetest tooth in history
and i am not allowed to eat sweets anymore
os you cant beat a cup of hot chocolate with 2 wispa bars melted into it
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I am the master of my fate
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