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« on: May 23, 2008, 11:09:52 PM »

So we were arguing massively about who rings up for the takeaway, who goes out for the takeaway and who pays for the takeaway.

We decide to do the coinflips and odd one out loses.

First one is for ringing up and ordering. This is the smallest one but you still have to speak to some guy who doesnt understand you.

Rich loses and starts celebrating saying that the one he wanted and shouting "Im Happy with that"

When he realises he is still up for the flip in the other 2 and this doesnt affect his chances in the other 2 he looks absolutely devastated.

The 2nd one is for going out to get it. This is a massive beat coz u have to walk 20 yards and get a bit cold. Rich loses and cant believe it.

Then comes the massive massive one. Who pays for them. Me and Jones are pretty happy about this being the one we can lose as its less of a beat than the other 2.

We are all getting a kebab and a burger so itll come to around £20. Rich has £20 in the world &LeKnave and I have a decent amount of money. Who will lose?

Surely he cant lose again. He does, all 3. LeKnave and I go mental, how has he lost all 3. Does he even have £20?.

I LOVE MY LIFE. 3 WAY FLIPS FOR THE HUGE WIN!
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 11:12:52 PM »

So we were arguing massively about who rings up for the takeaway, who goes out for the takeaway and who pays for the takeaway.

We decide to do the coinflips and odd one out loses.

First one is for ringing up and ordering. This is the smallest one but you still have to speak to some guy who doesnt understand you.

Rich loses and starts celebrating saying that the one he wanted and shouting "Im Happy with that"

When he realises he is still up for the flip in the other 2 and this doesnt affect his chances in the other 2 he looks absolutely devastated.

The 2nd one is for going out to get it. This is a massive beat coz u have to walk 20 yards and get a bit cold. Rich loses and cant believe it.

Then comes the massive massive one. Who pays for them. Me and Jones are pretty happy about this being the one we can lose as its less of a beat than the other 2.

We are all getting a kebab and a burger so itll come to around £20. Rich has £20 in the world &LeKnave and I have a decent amount of money. Who will lose?

Surely he cant lose again. He does, all 3. LeKnave and I go mental, how has he lost all 3. Does he even have £20?.

I LOVE MY LIFE. 3 WAY FLIPS FOR THE HUGE WIN!

    you are all   idiot
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 11:13:28 PM »

i've never seen devastation like that before.  he was staring into space for minutes after running worse than even he never could imagine.

ship it so crucially.

gg rich. gl with the bill.
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 11:14:39 PM »

My lifes so shit, that was the worst thing ever.

Ive just ordered, i really dont wana go out and not sure i can afford the bill

my life sucks, gg life.
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 11:16:49 PM »

  you boys are pure class
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 11:21:58 PM »

Why do i get visions of a modern day Young Ones?
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2008, 11:22:22 PM »

you boys are pure class
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 11:35:34 PM »

  at paying being less of a beat than just having to ring it quality. Keep the madnees up lol
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 11:35:45 PM »

lol
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 11:36:28 PM »

superb ... just superb.   dont ever stop.
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 11:48:46 PM »

Eyes watering with laughing so much.
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 11:49:00 PM »

superb ... just superb.   dont ever stop.

what he said
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2008, 01:02:47 AM »

seriously, someone should make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about you lot!
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2008, 01:43:18 AM »

Three kebabs and 3 burgers for £20 quid, nice work tho as  a fitness minded guy I am a little worried about your diet guys ;O)
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2008, 01:46:15 AM »

Did you get anything free?

Last time I ordered from a kebab shop they gave me a free trifle. For a starter  idiot
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