On the diary bandwagon : A diary of a diary reader.

[gatso]

c'mon, WTF is going on with this?

+1

I'm having to actually read some of the diarys myself now as I can't rely on this one

[boldie]

c'mon, WTF is going on with this?

+1

I'm having to actually read some of the diarys myself now as I can't rely on this one

I, for one, am very dissapointed.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Sorry guys, its been busy! So many people starting diaries ffs! It's ridiculous, i'm having to employ readers to supply me with cliff notes ffs!

And Bolt I didn't think you liked mine anyway ?

Right, so to start.. We might aswell start with the regular diaries first, the ones that just talk random and build up to 100+ pages long (not that i'm going to tell you who's diary this is, this would be unfair on Red Dog). It began talking about weeds, how wonderful! More googling ends up in diaries. I swear, if you took out everything that was acquired through googling on these diaries, mine would probably be the longest already! Anyway, somehow we go from talking about weed's (with a bit of flirting from the nun and red) to talking about Terrorists - just how does that happen? Where is the connection there? And before you know it, we then go back to talking about nature ffs! I give up! We find out that a green woodpecker apparently finds that Tom and his family are friendly - imo he just doesn't want them to get the hump when they notice the shitting target games they are having on Tom's roof and the holes they are drilling through his walls!

The old fella's diary is all over the place too. Something about vowels which required googling, and said googling wins Tikay a £100 bet now! I tell you, the saying 'money goes to money' really is true. Then talk about why online aliases, quite clear really - we can't all have our own names ! Then 77dave poses a question about war - cue more mass googling - which then turns out to make 77dave wrong!

Then we move onto some new diaries, and some Vegas diaries. Mainly from most going from Luton, that can't keep it all in one thread. They are all going together, staying together, playing together, but have to make different threads to update ffs!

Sad news - the best diary around has made its last entry. Jeeves was the funniest guy on here and has now been banned from posting by that tosser NoFlops Homer. Who, since winning one tournament on Full Tilt, thinks he is God's gift ! Jeeves, you have my permission to write some more mate, Homer's a dickhead anyway. And if he sacks you I know of plenty of places you can be employed!

YAVD - this is the new abbreviation. For those of you not in the know it means, Yet Another Vegas Diary. So basically RichEO is saying, yes there are too many diaries on Blonde, but i'm going to shove another one on anyway, just to annoy Rookie. So anyway, he's off to Vegas, and the silly git has bought a £270 laptop to update us! No wonder nobody has had the nerve to say on his thread that they don't give a shit! LOL. And then to really go over the top he has bought a mouse for £80!!!!!!! I would hope that it played the poker for me without me having to touch it if i paid £80 for a mouse!! Anyway, we know his commitment is there, well, until that is he sets off on his plane trip (which has 38 stops approximately before it hits Vegas - was it cheap by any chance?) and he realises he has forgotten his laptop charger. What a plank.

Finally, i'm gonna roll them into one, because thats how they should be anyway. The Luton boy's diaries. Celtic, Chompy and Sicilian. Well, Chompy, ok, has had some bad luck, but come on this is just turning into a bad beat box. You are going to owe a fortune soon with all these 50p's! Then the funniest thing... Sicilian writes :

"Me Celtic and chompy decided to try the 8pm comp same structure as Luton Friday 5k 30 min clock"

What a great idea. Let's fly to Vegas just to play the same comp we could have played had we still been in Luton this Friday! I am still reading this one just because I can't wait for the day that it is posted that one of them went out on the piss last night and woke up married to Edna. Then and only then, I will be a happy diary reader.


And breathe!

[Rookie (Rodney)]

PS. Snoops - Feck off

[Colchester Kev]

 

the last paragraph inparticular is worthy of the highest praise ... I LOL'd lots.

[Snatiramas]

and yet still he ignores my diary.......must be too long for the poor dear.
You know what they say.......only one thing worse than criticism and that is to be totally ignored.

Must try it on Tom Myland some time

[Rookie (Rodney)]

and yet still he ignores my diary.......must be too long for the poor dear.
You know what they say.......only one thing worse than criticism and that is to be totally ignored.

Must try it on Tom Myland some time

You are not being ignored Snatty, honestly. It's because I like you that you're not on it. Just don't tell the others that.

Also - it's impossible to ignore Tom Myland.

[Snatiramas]

and yet still he ignores my diary.......must be too long for the poor dear.
You know what they say.......only one thing worse than criticism and that is to be totally ignored.

Must try it on Tom Myland some time

You are not being ignored Snatty, honestly. It's because I like you that you're not on it. Just don't tell the others that.

Also - it's impossible to ignore Tom Myland.

I know but what fun to try

[jizzemm]

the last paragraph inparticular is worthy of the highest praise ... I LOL'd lots.

ditto

[celtic]

Quality rooks Keep it up!!!!

[thetank]

I have nothing of consequence to add, I just want this thread to appear on my SNRTYP list.

Happy birthday Rookie, or whatever.

[snoopy1239]

and yet still he ignores my diary.......must be too long for the poor dear.
You know what they say.......only one thing worse than criticism and that is to be totally ignored.

Must try it on Tom Myland some time

I know the feeling. The pain is unbearable sometimes.

[boldie]

the last paragraph inparticular is worthy of the highest praise ... I LOL'd lots.

[Jeeves]

If there is public demand for the return of Jeeves I will either


a) Ask master in the most reverential terms for him to re-consider his decision

or

b) You must promise not to tell him I am posting covertly.


You must let me know though. I have been approached by the Nevada Gambling Press to syndicate my ramblings, so time is short. Toot toot!

[Claw75]

If there is public demand for the return of Jeeves I will either


a) Ask master in the most reverential terms for him to re-consider his decision

or

b) You must promise not to tell him I am posting covertly.


You must let me know though. I have been approached by the Nevada Gambling Press to syndicate my ramblings, so time is short. Toot toot!

posting covertly could be dangerous - if you are discovered you may lose your livelihood, and we wouldn't want the burden of responsibility should that come to pass.  If you do decide to take this risky strategy I would urge you to rename your diary thread to ensure that it is something that will be of absolutely no interest to your master, lest he stumble upon it whilst browsing the forum.  Might I suggest "diary of an ordinary working class person doing ordinary things"