Punters Needed

[tikay]

Water should be drunk slowly and room temp to help rehydrate. Cold water or more than half a large glass of water per half hour will not hydrate the body - so for all water gulpers out there slow down!!

Can you explain why cold water or lots of it doesn't work?

And thanks for spoiling my potential bet winner - I was going to take the under on the weight loss no matter what the line because of the dehydration thing...

It's a bit complicated to explain Andrew, but it's all about something called "right spinning cells".  They spin the wrong way if you drink too much, eat Sausage Rolls, have too many late nights, or don't wear a vest. I'm surprised you were not aware of that.

That explains it - I've been drinking my water anti-clockwise. No wonder it's not working.

Yup, you got it in one. In the Southern Hemisphere, of course, it's exactly the opposite.

[TightEnd]

If one eat's one's packed launch at room temperature, is it healthier?

[gatso]

I'm willing to put up funds for Ben to be arse-pumped full of fizzy drinks for 45 minutes. soda stream ftw.

[tikay]

If one eat's one's packed launch at room temperature, is it healthier?

Wait while snap ol lad & I'll tell thee messen.

[Sunday8pm]

I'm willing to put up funds for Ben to be arse-pumped full of fizzy drinks for 45 minutes. soda stream ftw.

I think this sounds pretty good

[Dingdell]

Water should be drunk slowly and room temp to help rehydrate. Cold water or more than half a large glass of water per half hour will not hydrate the body - so for all water gulpers out there slow down!!

Can you explain why cold water or lots of it doesn't work?

And thanks for spoiling my potential bet winner - I was going to take the under on the weight loss no matter what the line because of the dehydration thing...

It's a bit complicated to explain Andrew, but it's all about something called "right spinning cells".  They spin the wrong way if you drink too much, eat Sausage Rolls, have too many late nights, or don't wear a vest. I'm surprised you were not aware of that.

Behave.

[Dingdell]

I'm willing to put up funds for Ben to be arse-pumped full of fizzy drinks for 45 minutes. soda stream ftw.

I think this sounds pretty good

Then you are totally warped. The bowel is one of the most absorbative areas of the body, hence why many countries administer medicines through pessaries in the bowel.

Putting gassy substances in the bowel could prove fatal - seriously - for many reasons - but one being there is a chance that the gasses can enter the bloodstream and cause all sorts of problems. DONT DO IT.

[Colchester Kev]

ARMAGEDDON !!

[Dewi_cool]

so how much water do you need to drink to become hydrated?  & does guinness do the same job?

[TightEnd]

I'm willing to put up funds for Ben to be arse-pumped full of fizzy drinks for 45 minutes. soda stream ftw.

I think this sounds pretty good

Then you are totally warped. The bowel is one of the most absorbative areas of the body, hence why many countries administer medicines through pessaries in the bowel.

Putting gassy substances in the bowel could prove fatal - seriously - for many reasons - but one being there is a chance that the gasses can enter the bloodstream and cause all sorts of problems. DONT DO IT.

how much can I stake you Ben?

[Sunday8pm]

I'm willing to put up funds for Ben to be arse-pumped full of fizzy drinks for 45 minutes. soda stream ftw.

I think this sounds pretty good

Then you are totally warped. The bowel is one of the most absorbative areas of the body, hence why many countries administer medicines through pessaries in the bowel.

Putting gassy substances in the bowel could prove fatal - seriously - for many reasons - but one being there is a chance that the gasses can enter the bloodstream and cause all sorts of problems. DONT DO IT.

how much can I stake you Ben?

Thats not very nice

[Robert HM]

ARMAGEDDON !!

Do you still get hamsters from the same pet shop?

[TightEnd]

  listen to the expert though.

think again, don't play with your bottom.

[Dingdell]

so how much water do you need to drink to become hydrated?  & does guinness do the same job?

Very often it's difficult to rehydrate properly as the cells have protected themselves with a mucus layer to prevent them drying out any further. This also means it's difficult for matter inside the cells to get out easily leading to stagnation within the body. Obv this doesn't happen completely otherwise you would be dead!!

There is no alsolute answer Dewi because everyones levels of hydration. cellular mass, eating habits and health history is different. We should all be drinking 2 litres of plain water a day. But drinking too much can also be dangerous as you can flush essential salts from the body. This can be fatal - marathon runners who do not take in salts in the right levels but have loads of water during a race for example.

[Acidmouse]

 Christ I am going to start drinking water now at work, leave it on the window until warmish and sip it like tea!