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« on: July 02, 2008, 08:04:17 AM »

So yesterday being the first of July meant i was to complete on my new house and collect the keys to move in. We had been to the house  days previous to complete a walkthrough and make sure all was as it was meant to be as the sellers moved out the day before.

So we collect the keys and arrive at our new home. Upon entering the house and leaving the temps of 109 degrees outside we discover that its even hotter inside. I check the thermostat and its on and reading 70 degrees. I check the fusebox all is fine so i go out the back to check the 2 aircon units down the side of the house. I turn the corner and I see a concrete slab where the units had once stood. I can see the imprint from where they once stood and a couple of wires but that is all.

Some nice person must of decided his need for the units was greater than mine. Apparently there has been a spet of aircon unit robberys the copper inside makes it worth nicking it seems, anyway its still better than Romford.

Its all covered by the sellers insurance so we will be getting 2 brand new units at a cost of $4400. So I guess in the longterm it may be a blessing as it gets us new units for free but in the meantime god its hot.
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 08:10:27 AM »

Aren't people unbelievable.....
When we moved into the house here they had taken all the lightbulbs

Good luck in your new home Jim
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 08:40:08 AM »

Aren't people unbelievable.....
When we moved into the house here they had taken all the lightbulbs

Previous owners Jewish as well? Wink



Goodluck in your new house mate Smiley














*Note; Crap...I don't quite know how my little joke will go down...erm..yes..strange isn't it, I was always more than comfortable just cracking off a joke and not worrying about the consequences and now the atmosphere on the forum is such that you just don't know....expla
Anyways to explain... If people in Amsterdam take the lightbulbs from the house before they move, the people in the Jewish neighbourhood (Rivieren buurt) always say "He must be Jewish as well"..that's where the "saying" comes from.

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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 09:37:42 AM »

Aren't people unbelievable.....
When we moved into the house here they had taken all the lightbulbs

Previous owners Jewish as well? Wink



Goodluck in your new house mate Smiley














*Note; Crap...I don't quite know how my little joke will go down...erm..yes..strange isn't it, I was always more than comfortable just cracking off a joke and not worrying about the consequences and now the atmosphere on the forum is such that you just don't know....expla
Anyways to explain... If people in Amsterdam take the lightbulbs from the house before they move, the people in the Jewish neighbourhood (Rivieren buurt) always say "He must be Jewish as well"..that's where the "saying" comes from.



 ......White Anglo Saxon Protestant.......English........go figure
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 09:41:31 AM »

All the best for the new hose Dave Smiley

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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 09:42:35 AM »


Sigh at Boldie, I'll get your coat Wink

Get my coat?..That was probably the best joke I'll make this year!..It's a sodding classic so it is!
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 09:53:28 AM »


Sigh at Boldie, I'll get your coat Wink

Get my coat?..That was probably the best joke I'll make this year!..It's a sodding classic so it is!

I lol'd Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 11:08:14 AM »

lol Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2008, 07:38:35 AM »

Hopefully all getting fixed tomorrow.

Final price $6400
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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2008, 09:45:12 AM »

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR

WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT IN YOUR STRUGGLE FOR SELF,
AND THE WORLD MAKES YOU KING FOR A DAY;
THEN GO TO THE MIRROR AND LOOK AT YOURSELF,
AND SEE WHAT THAT MAN HAS TO SAY.

FOR IT ISN’T A MAN’S FATHER, MOTHER OR WIFE,
WHOSE JUDJEMENT UPON HIM MUST PASS:
THE FELLOW WHO’S VERDICT COUNTS MOST IN HIS LIFE,
IS THE MAN STARING BACK FROM THE GLASS.

HE’S THE FELLOW TO PLEASE; NEVER MIND ALL THE REST,
FOR HE’S WITH YOU CLEAR UP TO THE END,
AND YOU’VE PASSED YOUR MOST DANGEROUS, DIFFICULT TEST,
IF THE MAN IN THE GLASS IS YOUR FRIEND.

YOU CAN FOOL THE WHOLE WORLD DOWN THE PATHWAY OF YEARS,
AND YOU GET PATS ON THE BACK AS YOU PASS,
BUT THE FINAL REWARD WILL BE HEARTACHE AND TEARS,
IF YOU’VE CHEATED THE MAN IN THE GLASS.

This poem was found on the wall of a cell in death row.
It was composed by an anonymous prisoner.


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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2008, 06:33:29 PM »

i have difficulty looking in the mirror as they are normally too high unless its a fully body mirror

inwhich case i squint makes me look younger

i
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2008, 07:08:41 PM »

i have difficulty looking in the mirror as they are normally too high unless its a fully body mirror

inwhich case i squint makes me look younger

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Iron from what i hear you like going to places that have lots of mirrors in them

pics or its not true
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2008, 07:35:02 PM »

i have difficulty looking in the mirror as they are normally too high unless its a fully body mirror

inwhich case i squint makes me look younger

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Iron from what i hear you like going to places that have lots of mirrors in them

pics or its not true


cant remember going to any place with lots of mirrors in them

only places i go are pubs,clubs,casinos and lap dancers


which one has the mirrors?

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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2008, 08:46:18 PM »

Aren't people unbelievable.....
When we moved into the house here they had taken all the lightbulbs

Previous owners Jewish as well? Wink



Goodluck in your new house mate Smiley














*Note; Crap...I don't quite know how my little joke will go down...erm..yes..strange isn't it, I was always more than comfortable just cracking off a joke and not worrying about the consequences and now the atmosphere on the forum is such that you just don't know....expla
Anyways to explain... If people in Amsterdam take the lightbulbs from the house before they move, the people in the Jewish neighbourhood (Rivieren buurt) always say "He must be Jewish as well"..that's where the "saying" comes from.



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« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2008, 09:31:24 PM »

Aren't people unbelievable.....
When we moved into the house here they had taken all the lightbulbs

Previous owners Jewish as well? Wink



Goodluck in your new house mate Smiley














*Note; Crap...I don't quite know how my little joke will go down...erm..yes..strange isn't it, I was always more than comfortable just cracking off a joke and not worrying about the consequences and now the atmosphere on the forum is such that you just don't know....expla
Anyways to explain... If people in Amsterdam take the lightbulbs from the house before they move, the people in the Jewish neighbourhood (Rivieren buurt) always say "He must be Jewish as well"..that's where the "saying" comes from.



Racist ban.

I say "don't ban the kraut"....by the way the benefit of being in Germany on Lighter Life is that I do not have to eat the food.....if you know what I mean.......anyone for spicy sausage
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