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What do you say when asked your occupation by-
A doctor?
A police officer?
A friend of a friend?
Insurance compay?
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stato_1 said, "banoffee pie i reckon"
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2008, 11:15:41 AM » |
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Only tricky one for me is the last one, other one's i just tell them poker player.
For insurance company i go with retired.
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2008, 11:38:07 AM » |
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Retired  |
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"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2008, 01:04:01 PM » |
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Involved in the risk assessment business.
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Chompy
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2008, 01:06:37 PM » |
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Brothel owner (less frowned upon)
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2008, 02:46:26 PM » |
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I normally try to avoid the question and then tell them I play poker. I then insta regret it, as I realise im going to be stuck in a crap conversation for the next 5 minutes.
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2008, 02:55:13 PM » |
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Only tricky one for me is the last one, other one's i just tell them poker player.
For insurance company i go with retired.
Not a good idea. We had a similar thread to this one before. 2 professional poker players who claimed to be "retired" had their car insurance cancelled, good job they hadn't made a claim or it could have been null and void. |
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2008, 02:57:10 PM » |
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I claim retired- I only play poker recreationally as its not classed as a proffesion in this country (ie its not taxable). Any insurance company who tried to void a policy would be on very sticky ground.
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2008, 04:21:16 PM » |
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Should say your in shipping
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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2008, 04:43:15 PM » |
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Pro poker player, why not its a cool title!
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2008, 05:21:58 PM » |
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Should say your in shipping
this needs way more love. |
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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2008, 10:59:14 PM » |
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Just because you don't like it...... It doesn't mean it's not the truth
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2008, 11:01:30 PM » |
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Chip shop worker
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2008, 11:08:17 PM » |
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card rack installer
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Just because you don't like it...... It doesn't mean it's not the truth
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2008, 11:29:37 PM » |
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