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« on: August 04, 2008, 11:38:00 AM » |
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Anyone else find this to be the most irritating expression in the world? Always written by some buffoon with no sense of shame in the chat box. Last night, after being rivered by a one-outer when numbnuts made quads over my set (50p sent), I offered my "surprise" in the chat, only to be met with "That's poker". I could have thrown the lappie out of the window.  |
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kinboshi
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 11:39:16 AM » |
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Anyone else find this to be the most irritating expression in the world? Always written by some buffoon with no sense of shame in the chat box. Last night, after being rivered by a one-outer when numbnuts made quads over my set (50p sent), I offered my "surprise" in the chat, only to be met with "That's poker". I could have thrown the lappie out of the window. That's poker!  |
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SuffolkPunch
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 11:48:14 AM » |
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Anyone else find this to be the most irritating expression in the world? Always written by some buffoon with no sense of shame in the chat box. Last night, after being rivered by a one-outer when numbnuts made quads over my set (50p sent), I offered my "surprise" in the chat, only to be met with "That's poker". I could have thrown the lappie out of the window. That's poker! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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kinboshi
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 11:49:04 AM » |
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It's nearly as bad as "I know I'm behind, but...".
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MereNovice
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 11:52:05 AM » |
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It's nowhere near as irritating as hearing someone who has hit his last five draws, shout "One time".
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NoflopsHomer
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 11:54:23 AM » |
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It's nowhere near as irritating as hearing Joe Hachem shout "One time".
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DaveShoelace
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 11:57:35 AM » |
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Or someone lose a hand they were barely a favourite in saying 'sick'
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MereNovice
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 12:01:00 PM » |
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It's nowhere near as irritating as hearing Joe Hachem shout "One time". FYP Mike Matusow was top of my list, actually. He usually goes for the double whammy with "I run so bad". Sick. |
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2008, 12:03:26 PM » |
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Or someone lose a hand they were barely a favourite in saying 'sick'
yes, dont like that myself, also when you are all in p/f you have kk they have 99 flop comes 9 2 5 8 k. lucky pops up in chat |
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Chipleader
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2008, 12:15:28 PM » |
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It's nowhere near as irritating as hearing Joe Hachem shout "One time". FYP was top of my list, actually. He usually goes for the double whammy with "I run so bad". Sick. surely its flushy |
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phatomch
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2008, 12:44:59 PM » |
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i like "but it was suited"
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Woodsey
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2008, 12:53:39 PM » |
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Sorry but 'one time' is worse. As far as I'm concerned you only get to say this once, ever............. I'll save mine for if I ever reach a final table of a biggie.
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kinboshi
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2008, 01:01:29 PM » |
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Sorry but 'one time' is worse. As far as I'm concerned you only get to say this once, ever............. I'll save mine for if I ever reach a final table of a biggie.
There was someone on my table on Friday night who did say "three times, three times" after two big outdraws. That was pretty funny. |
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2008, 01:06:13 PM » |
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"One time" drives me nuts. Played a tournament in Vegas and it got a big trappy. 3 hands in a row saw pre-flop all in flips and both players involved started blurting it. Also - from same tournament one hand below from the blog archive:
One of the women at the table had an annoying tendancy to say "One time!" during every hand she was involved in. Blinds reached 1k/2k and I only had 14k in chips, so I was in all in or fold mode. I began to steal every time there was an unraised pot - at one point I had gone all in 3 hands in a row and picked up the 3k in the middle. When I did it on the 4th consecutive time with 3s7d on the button (we were playing 6 handed), the "one time" lady had a good think in the big blind. She folds AJ face up.
"I just think I was dominated"
"I had AQ"
"One Time! I knew it!"
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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2008, 02:28:21 PM » |
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i actually really like "i know im behind, but ill call anyway". sick should only be used to describe mind-frazzlingly crazy bluffs imo. and 1-time should be replaced by "one million time" Dr. Evil styleee.
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