Ladies Football Team

[amcgrath1uk]

dont mind, sort it on day i guess...no rush!

Indeed.. depends how hungover from friday I imagine!

[KarmaDope]

ill be sober lol!

[amcgrath1uk]

lol

depends what time I get to there on Friday and how poor I am...

[Laxie]

The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)
HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)
Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)
PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)

Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   

[amcgrath1uk]

The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)
HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)
Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)
PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)

Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)

Sounds perfect!

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   

[Laxie]

The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)
HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)
Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)
PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)
Kaibobble  -  defence  (another new one.  she's loves to bounce...a lot!)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)

Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   


Kaibobble added to the list   

[Joobie538]

I can't wait for this!!!

I've been practicing my tackling, dribbling and ball control!!!!

[Sunday8pm]

ffs. You aint gona play 10 players in a 5 a side again are you?

[Laxie]

ffs. You aint gona play 10 players in a 5 a side again are you?

We've yet to manage 10 players on the team, so don't know what you're on about, but thanks for bumping the thread.

Come on Ladies!!!  Get in here and sign up!!!

[Ironside]

ffs. You aint gona play 10 players in a 5 a side again are you?

not if we can get 15 on the pitch

[Laxie]

The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot

Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)

HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)

Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)

PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)

Kaibobble  -  defence  (another new one.  she's loves to bounce...a lot!)

Ismane  -  midfield/defence/forward  (an all around kinda girl.  moves with the greatest of ease and LOVES footy)

sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)

amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)


Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)


Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   

Team shaping up nicely.  How many are we allowed on the pitch at one time?  I forget.

[Joobie538]

think we managed 8 last time!  more the merrier! any ref that says we have too many on the pitch has me to deal with!!!  hehehe

[Laxie]

Sounds fair to me.     Although, if Tighty is the ref again, we could be in a spot of bother.  He gave me a yellow card last time he was on the pitch.  And I hardly did anything.  Hardly.

[Joobie538]

ahhhh!!   well he can't give out yellow/red cards if we steal them!

[Laxie]

Fair point.  Will work out the strategy for that on the day, but I'm sure we can sort it.