Ladies Football Team

[HOLDorFOLD]

something with tassles!!

 

[Laxie]

The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot

Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)

HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)

Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)

PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)

Kaibobble  -  defence  (another new one.  she's loves to bounce...a lot!)

Ismene  -  midfield/defence/forward  (an all around kinda girl.  moves with the greatest of ease and LOVES footy)

sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)

amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)


Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)


Still room for more, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway.   

[Laxie]

Lads........................................................


















I've been shopping.   

[Ismene]

anyone aproached nursey about playing the footy?

I am rubbish - will phone her now

[Ismene]

The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot

Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)

HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)

Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)

PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)

Kaibobble  -  defence  (another new one.  she's loves to bounce...a lot!)

Ismene  -  midfield/defence/forward  (an all around kinda girl.  moves with the greatest of ease and LOVES footy)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)

amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)


Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)


Still room for more, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway.   

OMG can i meet this woman?!

[Kaibobble]

OI just saw my name on here, cheeky monkey.

Not sure I will be able to get there that early, I am designated driver....believe me you will only keep tripping over me anyway.

[Claw75]

just saw my name on here - great can't wait!

FYP

[Laxie]

OMG can i meet this woman?!

No worries, will sort intros on the day.  Just need to bring a mirror and some meds.  

OI just saw my name on here, cheeky monkey.

Not sure I will be able to get there that early, I am designated driver....believe me you will only keep tripping over me anyway.

Yer name has been there for weeks now.  No backing out or I'll steal yer shoes!

[TightEnd]

I volunteer to be first shopping guinea pig

and at the football

[Laxie]

We're counting on you to be a ...*cough*...fair and impartial ref.  Kind of. 

[mondatoo]

We're counting on you to be a ... ...fair and impartial ref.  Kind of. 

But then you would have no chance.We northerners have already won this especially now we have Leknave Rich & Maldini back.

[Laxie]

We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

[mondatoo]

We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.

[Claw75]

We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.

northern monkeys = piece of cake.

[mondatoo]

We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.

northern monkeys = piece of cake.

When i can think of a witty comeback i'll respond to that... it may take a while.