Poor Mickey Mouse!

[sledge13]

I lold!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/2963744/Mickey-Mouse-must-die-says-Saudi-Arabian-cleric.html

Poor Mickey!

[gatso]

The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

lolol. pretty sure that's untrue. I'm no expert on Sharia law but I'd like to see where it says that cartoon mice must be killed.

my favourite part is

nothing made Satan happier than seeing females athletes dressed in skimpy outfits

[ShatnerPants]

The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.

lolol. pretty sure that's untrue. I'm no expert on Sharia law but I'd like to see where it says that cartoon mice must be killed.

my favourite part is

nothing made Satan happier than seeing females athletes dressed in skimpy outfits

Ooh I must be satan then.  Can we get rid of Basil Brush as well then, please.

[sledge13]

What wouldnt the clerics ban? I doubt poker would survive!

[kinboshi]

I bet he'd still give mice more rights than women or homosexuals.

[WarBwastard]

Jerry, Danger mouse, mighty mouse, Mickey mouse - death to them all imo, the only exception being those poor worker mice in Bagpuss.  Hopefully by now there's been a revolution in that shop and they've over thrown that pinko commy bastard Bagpuss.

[Longy]

I can confirm this.

When i was 14 Mickey forced me to have his picture taken with me (yeah i know the probs with being a celeb) and therefore one of Satans soldiers seems about on the mark.