Crow Tales

[maccol]

James Browning was playing as "Hollywood"

But the real chat is with Crystal. She lives near Portadown, where all the chemical testing was done years ago  very hush hush

. Sorry Crystal hope you don't mind

crystal> i just live outside lurgan
THE-CROW> Is it cold it is here
kevin1960> nh
crystal> ty
THE-CROW> good hospital in Craigavon
THE-CROW> they do natural childbirth
crystal> was in it last year for 3 weeks
THE-CROW> ooouch
THE-CROW> thats a long labour
THE-CROW> was it twins
crystal> dont want to see it again for a while
THE-CROW> good plan
crystal> no nearly lost my leg
THE-CROW> thats some child birth m8


THE-CROW> do you travel much
crystal> no not too much
THE-CROW> only 1 leg ehcrystal> still have my leg
THE-CROW> is it better
THE-CROW> oh good
crystal> first baby  nearly killed me
CIA260895> ahhhh
CIA260895> goooooooooo crowwwwwwww
crystal> i didnt lose my leg both legs still attached to my body
THE-CROW> yep but you nearly did

THE-CROW> accident was it
crystal> yes last year
THE-CROW> ooouch
THE-CROW> car accident ?

crystal> no got a mosquito  bite
THE-CROW> hey !!!
CIA260895> big mosquito
THE-CROW> explain please
 
crystal> no,  I didnt know,  till i went to hospital that I had been bitten

crystal> cellitus set in
THE-CROW> thats nasty
CIA260895> ouchie
THE-CROW> spreads a lot
kevin1960> nasty
THE-CROW> she nearly lost her leg
crystal> yes  went black ,  had it for 4 days,   thought i had the flu
THE-CROW> did it swell up
crystal> yes 
THE-CROW> black leg is the first sign of flu ?
THE-CROW> nasty
THE-CROW> 3 weeks
THE-CROW> who realised it was a mosquito bite

crystal> the doctor did
THE-CROW> lucky he saw it
crystal> no,  was at home live near the lough
THE-CROW> the lake
crystal> lough
crystal> neagh
THE-CROW> not a place for mosquitoes  was it warm this year
crystal> yes
THE-CROW> did you go swimming or just pic-nicking
crystal> w2as at the house
THE-CROW> in the garden ?
THE-CROW> wow
crystal> another woman had it four weeks after me she got bit at  oxford island

A hand plays crow vs crystal

THE-CROW> what you got crystal
THE-CROW> awwwww
crystal> nothing
THE-CROW> soz m8
THE-CROW> when was the leg bad ?
crystal> july
crystal> last year
THE-CROW> all better now
crystal> yes
crystal> bye tc xx

Crystal goes out

superb

absolutely   

[The-Crow]

Went to Stockwood Park in Luton, they have sculpted old trees into animals v good

[The-Crow]

Then went home for tea

[The-Crow]

Ok tonight it was                        CROW meets PARROTMAN  On a 6 seater sit n go

THE-CROW> how many parrots you got parrot man
parrotman> just 1
THE-CROW> cockatoo or a parakeet
THE-CROW> is he very old
parrotman> African Grey
THE-CROW> how long you had him
parrotman> 4 yrs
THE-CROW> v young then
parrotman> ye great talker
THE-CROW> african grey  very nice was he expensive 500 or more
parrotman> 550
THE-CROW> does your parrot have a name
parrotman> jenny
THE-CROW> does she do chip tricks ?
THE-CROW> what colour is your African Grey ?
atree> pink
THE-CROW> lol
parrotman> whats pink
atree> your african GREY parrot
parrotman> thought u were talking about ur pair

THE-CROW> Ok Is the Parrot Grey ?

parrotman> grey and red

THE-CROW> see grey and red     2 colours
THE-CROW> Crow knows about birds
THE-CROW> red head or red feet
parrotman> wings
THE-CROW> red wings ?
THE-CROW> v nice

THE-CROW>I had a pet Emu once,

[cia260895]

THE-CROW>I had a pet Emu once,


that is just so lol funny

[The-Crow]

Tonight it was Tikay on the Club that makes a change

[Bongo]

Was the sign heavy tikay?

[The-Crow]

Then Amatay went on to get the "Blog of the week " award

Just because its full of pictures of half naked girls

Must have a look

[cia260895]

Tikays best ever jacket/shirt combo ever!

[Amatay]

Nice snap Crow lol. If u like my blog avatar then i've got some good links on my blog. Bottom right mate, enjoy ;-)

[DaveShoelace]

I was amazed Amatay used to be a Lecturer, I thought he was about 17 from his postings.

[GreekStein]

LOL yep i was shocked when i found that out too.

I have now even adopted elements of 'amatay speak' which annoy the hell out of my mates when we're having home games.

[Amatay]

I was amazed Amatay used to be a Lecturer, I thought he was about 17 from his postings.

looooool

[The-Crow]

                                                            A Crow goes Shopping  Part 1



As usual I took Mrs. Crow and little Crow to Milton Keynes for a look around. I arrange to meet up after about 2 hours as she gets embarrassed when I start talking to complete strangers ........ trying to get an "On the spot Interview"

A new stall had set up in the middle of the aisles to sell cosmetics made from natural products  from the sea.

The brave young salesman approached and said "Can I ask you a question Sir"

Feeling chatty I said "OK"

"Is there anybody really important in your life"

"Well I have this pet Crow"

He went blank for a few moments but decided to continue his script

Please look at our extensive range of sea products, Is there anything there that I may help you with "

"Have you got anything for "Crows Feet " I said

Again a blank look , and he backed away

[The-Crow]

 
                                                         A Crow goes Shopping    Part 2

I continued to shop and found the Calender stall , I can't wait till new year's eve to give a 2009 calender to my pals

I found exactly what I was looking for Next years RAT Calender.

Now I have a Poker pal called Reggie Rat and this was just the thing

Well it was Rats or Frogs