Crow Tales

[The-Crow]

As its the holiday season, we went to Milton Keynes ,where the Christmas display has opened and is the best one for years

Not only is there a real train to ride on, but a talking Wizard and Dragon.( He tells stories every half hour )

The miniature Dickensian street is just the right size for small people  and children

As well as the Double Decker Carousel a regular feature, there is also a full size Helter Skelter

[The-Crow]

Saturday night and this guy was a guest on the Sky Open.

He looked scared to death and could only answer  "Yes " or "No" for most of the night.

 Its funny how people freeze up in front of the camera, hes a young John Prescott look-a-like

[The-Crow]

Merry Xmas

[Chompy]

theres a new bunch in town and don't they look MEAN

Crow, you're good with this sort of thing. Was telling Compo tonight his Sky Poker avatar is not so much mean as...hmm...camp. Can you do the honours?

[The-Crow]

Ok here it is Compos Avatar

As well as a Ginger Orford

mine looks good

[TightEnd]

Very camp indeed.

[The-Crow]

                                                                 A Knock on the door

About 3 days ago , I answered the door to 2 men dressed in yellow highway overalls and a clipboard

"We are from the electric company, we have had a few complaints

from many residents and we need to check your meter sir"

ME>  "OK lets see some ID "

They show me photo ID's from Scottish Gas

ME> " we don't use Scottish gas sorry"

Them> some people have been charged a higher rate due to recent price changes

What tariff are you on ?

ME > " Why are you dressed like field engineers if you are not working for the electric company"

Them > If you are on Economy Seven we can help you get lower bills

ME > No thanks m8 bye

[GreekStein]

Brave to point out to two guys who are clearly planning to rob your house that you own a jag!

[maccol]

Ok here it is Compos Avatar

As well as a Ginger Orford

mine looks good

Larry Grayson- The Early Years    

[celtic]

Ok here it is Compos Avatar

As well as a Ginger Orford

mine looks good

Larry Grayson- The Early Years    

i think he looks a bit like max bygraves.

[RED-DOG]

Except that Max needed hands.     

[The-Crow]

A well known Poker TV channel  had a spot prize competition on yesterday, and the question was ,

Who do  think  our presenters are look-a-like's of.    Send in an E mail .

I sent in for Paul Musselle,....  Russell Crowe, Zippy from Rainbow and the dog from the Churchill adverts

For Mark Banin ..... Count Dracula, Side show Bob, and Davey Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean

I was lucky enough to win a spot prize for the Sunday show tonight.

Got an E mail that said "Congratulations!

For winning a Spot Prize on the 22nd November 2008 you have been given free entry into the Sunday Open on the 23rd November. You've been automatically registered for this tournament so please make sure you're available to play."

The well known tv poker channel has removed  "Blondepoker.com" from my avatar, so they are not being mentioned for a while

[The-Crow]

It was Mark Banin who gave me the spot prize for saying Paul looked like the Churchill Dog

[The-Crow]

On the TV show tonight is Hattie Hayridge, who WAS on Red Dwarf, unlike Sarah Kennedy, who was on the show a few months ago

I will try to do a chat box interview with her

She replaced Norman Lovett as the computer voice and face in later episodes

[Robert HM]

Except that Max needed hands.     

Laughed out good and loud when that clicked.