Tales from the Toon. The ups and downs of an NUFC supporter....

[Josedinho]

Coloccini gone?

[mondatoo]

Coloccini gone?

What ??

[buzzharvey22]

Coloccini gone?

seen a couple of rumours linking him with valencia

[mondatoo]

WTF at Arsenal being evens tmoro, yeah they missing Fab and Nasri plus never good to bet on games right at the start of the season but that seems like massive valuooooooo to me.

[mondatoo]

LETS FUKN DO THISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

C'MON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AMAZING SCENES, AGAIN PLZ

[mondatoo]

I'd never seen this before, despite the fact I'd like nothing more than to see us beat them tmoro, respect where it's due, wpwp, I expected it too be a pisstake. I'm not sure we'd do the same if it where the other way around.

[pleno1]

We getting a really nice squad together now. We should sign 3 players before the window and have a really good chance of top 10 finish.

GK. Krul/Harper. Krul has been magnificant so far, with Harper on the bench offering experience/guidance he could turn into a top 3 keeper this year                                                                                              8/10
RB. Simpson/Ryan Taylor   Steady. Not great. Ryan Taylor has scored 2/3 goals this season and can offer great service both on the wings and set pieces                                                                                          6/10
LB. Nobody/Ferguson We will sign a 6-8m defender who will really help the defence and then we have young Shane Ferguson who is a good talent                                                                                               8/10
CB. Collocini For me he is top 3 CB in prem. Our captain now and I wish I had curly hair too                                                                                                                                                                                   9/10
CB. Steven Taylor/Williamson Local lad, wears his heart on the sleeve. Will score 5 important goals a season and is great in the air too. Mike Williamson is a great cover defender who makes no mistakes                   9/10

DM Tiote/Gosling Tiote is our Essien. Breaks everything up and is composed on the ball. Slow pre season but expect him to be POTS this year, Gosling is a fantastic back up DM for us. Very happy here                   9/10
CM1 Cabaye/Haris Vuckic Was the playmaker last year for Lille who won the French league. Everything goes through him and he is very important player. Vuckic is a young but promosing replacement                 8/10
AM Ben Arfa When fit he will be one of the most exciting players in the prem, he showed it last season and every Newcastle fan cant stop talking about him                                                                                        9/10

RW Marveux Fast, athletic, skillful. Back from injury now and will be permanent fixture in our team. He will scare defences if we can keep him fit.                                                                                                        8/10
LW Jonas Guttierez Starts for Argentina's national team. Very direct, very fast/strong. Can help out the midfield/defence and will create alot too. Has had 2 seasons now so is v.settled.                                                8/10

ST We are expected to buy somebody this week for around £10m, spending some of the Carroll money. Very excited about who they can bring in.   We also have Ba who has impressive record at West Ham last year        ?/10

Bench    8/10

Harper
Barton
Ryan Taylor
Williamson
Smith
Gosling
Vuckic
Sammy Ameobi
Shola
Best
Ba
Lovenkrands

[redarmi]

We getting a really nice squad together now. We should sign 3 players before the window and have a really good chance of top 10 finish

Fancy a side bet on it?  Can't see you finishing top ten at all.

[mondatoo]

What do those 2 numbers mean ?

[toddswain]

We're signing Erik pieters from psv this weekend for around 6.5m to replace Jose Enrique

[pleno1]

Which 2 numbers?

6.5m>>5.5m

Pieters > Enrique obv

[pleno1]

We getting a really nice squad together now. We should sign 3 players before the window and have a really good chance of top 10 finish

Fancy a side bet on it?  Can't see you finishing top ten at all.

Price?

[mondatoo]

Which 2 numbers?

6.5m>>5.5m

Pieters > Enrique obv

8/10, 9/10....

 

[mondatoo]

We getting a really nice squad together now. We should sign 3 players before the window and have a really good chance of top 10 finish.

GK. Krul/Harper. Krul has been magnificant so far, with Harper on the bench offering experience/guidance he could turn into a top 3 keeper this year                                                                                              6/10
RB. Simpson/Ryan Taylor   Steady. Not great. Ryan Taylor has scored 2/3 goals this season and can offer great service both on the wings and set pieces                                                                                          3/10
LB. Nobody/Ferguson We will sign a 6-8m defender who will really help the defence and then we have young Shane Ferguson who is a good talent                                                                                               5/10
CB. Collocini For me he is top 3 CB in prem. Our captain now and I wish I had curly hair too                                                                                                                                                                                   8/10
CB. Steven Taylor/Williamson Local lad, wears his heart on the sleeve. Will score 5 important goals a season and is great in the air too. Mike Williamson is a great cover defender who makes no mistakes                   5/10

DM Tiote/Gosling Tiote is our Essien. Breaks everything up and is composed on the ball. Slow pre season but expect him to be POTS this year, Gosling is a fantastic back up DM for us. Very happy here                   8/10
CM1 Cabaye/Haris Vuckic Was the playmaker last year for Lille who won the French league. Everything goes through him and he is very important player. Vuckic is a young but promosing replacement                 7/10
AM Ben Arfa When fit he will be one of the most exciting players in the prem, he showed it last season and every Newcastle fan cant stop talking about him                                                                                        7/10

RW Marveux Fast, athletic, skillful. Back from injury now and will be permanent fixture in our team. He will scare defences if we can keep him fit.                                                                                                        6/10
LW Jonas Guttierez Starts for Argentina's national team. Very direct, very fast/strong. Can help out the midfield/defence and will create alot too. Has had 2 seasons now so is v.settled.                                                3/10

ST We are expected to buy somebody this week for around £10m, spending some of the Carroll money. Very excited about who they can bring in.   We also have Ba who has impressive record at West Ham last year        ?/10

Bench    8/10

Harper
Barton
Ryan Taylor
Williamson
Smith
Gosling
Vuckic
Sammy Ameobi
Shola
Best
Ba
Lovenkrands

[pleno1]

lol score out of 10 ldo