Play the Presenter on Sky Poker......................

[tikay]

Richard Orford is on PTP tonight.

All I can say is "fill 'yer boots".

[Acidmouse]

does he play poker? also is he the voice over for a few channels on sky? dave 110 i think for one.

[tikay]

does he play poker? also is he the voice over for a few channels on sky? dave 110 i think for one.

Yup, he plays a pretty mean game, actually.

As to other work, I envy him, he has all sorts of little numbers on other TV channels. He does "Living" I think, whatever that is, and some Property Show thing, too, as well as Poker stuff for Sky Sports now & then.

He was in Bratislava (sp) when we spoke on Wednesday, on a "fact-finding mission". Yeah, right.....

Dyes his hair, you know.

[Acidmouse]

Its the only time I get to watch Sky Poker when you and him on. My wife likes the jokes

[tikay]

In Brighton, after a Sky Event, he sat at the cash-table & ran £200 up to £2,000!

I think he plays like Compo. No idea at all, but bamboozles folks with hs ineptness.

After he'd won £600 at Brighton, I promised him a kiss if he won £1k. We met for brekkie the next day, & he proudly showed me his winnings. £2k.

He insists on me paying up too, but I've grimmed him.

[Laxie]

Pretty sure you can find at least a few who will 'pay up' on your behalf.   

[Richard Orford]

Richard Orford is on PTP tonight.

All I can say is "fill 'yer boots".

Yep, good news for everyone. The amount of money that will be leaking from my account tonight should, if I've made my calculations correctly, get us out of this recession that's been announced today.

It took the senate weeks to finalise a rescue package, but my enormous cash injection this evening should have the world economy back up and running again in no time.

Here's my itinery for this evening-

7pm- Sit with entire bankroll, kindly provided by Sky Poker,on the £100/£200 cash tables, feeling cocky. Fire up eight tables and open Internet Explorer to book a five-star holiday with my expected winnings for the night

7.01pm- Phone up office to ask for another bankroll

7.02pm- Phone up office to ask for another bankroll. The call goes straight to answer machine.

7.04pm- Receive irate phone call from Sky head offices demanding I raise my game

7.07pm- Receive a 'cease and desist' order from Rupert Murdoch's solicitors

7.09pm- Get transferred to the 2p/4p tables, in the middle of a hand

Tomorrow morning- Receive polite phone call from Sky telling me, that following an emergency meeting, the shareholders have voted that I am never, ever given access to company funds again.

Monday morning- Gordon Brown announces plans to nationalise Sky.


See you there!

[tikay]

...and just wait until you see Mr Orford's new Avatar.

I was so embsarrassed I had to look away. "Yes, it's very nice, Richard".

[Claw75]

...and just wait until you see Mr Orford's new Avatar.

I was so jealous I cried

[tikay]

...and just wait until you see Mr Orford's new Avatar.

I was so jealous I cried

You jest. For goodness sake Claire, how could I be jealous of a guy with no dress-sense, & who dyes his hair?

Pfft.

[Claw75]

...and just wait until you see Mr Orford's new Avatar.

I was so jealous I cried

I wish I was Richard Orford.

[Richard Orford]

...and just wait until you see Mr Orford's new Avatar.

I was so jealous I cried

You jest. For goodness sake Claire, how could I be jealous of a guy with no dress-sense, & who dyes his hair?

Pfft.

Did dye my hair, did. For about three weeks in total, until flak from presenters and viewers as orchestrated by a certain Tony Kendall Esq. convinced me to go 'au naturelle'.
Still, I'd rather have hair that's dyed, then hair that died Tikay. 

As for lack of dress-sense, yeah- fair comment.

[tikay]

...and just wait until you see Mr Orford's new Avatar.

I was so jealous I cried

You jest. For goodness sake Claire, how could I be jealous of a guy with no dress-sense, & who dyes his hair?

Pfft.

Did dye my hair, did. For about three weeks in total, until flak from presenters and viewers as orchestrated by a certain Tony Kendall Esq. convinced me to go 'au naturelle'.
Still, I'd rather have hair that's dyed, then hair that died Tikay. 

As for lack of dress-sense, yeah- fair comment.

I've got a Tank-Top you can borrow.

You could be one of the boys, like.

[snoopy1239]

People with dyed hair look ridiculous.

[Claw75]

People with dyed hair look ridiculous.

people under a certain age can get away with it.  Yours looks nice, for example,