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« on: October 25, 2008, 02:55:16 AM »

Can we find someone who we can pay to visit the homes of people who slowroll online .... a sort of Rambo type is needed imo.  To timebank and leave it til 1 second before making the call preflop with Aces should be punishable by having your computer or laptop rammed sideways up your arse.


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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2008, 02:56:44 AM »

along with a pineapple
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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2008, 03:08:09 AM »

lol gg brent if this business were to start up.
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2008, 03:18:06 AM »

Todays slowrollers are tomorrows no-rollers.
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2008, 05:09:42 AM »

Todays slowrollers are tomorrows no-rollers.

Cant beat an insta call when u have AA and some mugs push in on you!! Why leave it till last second of timebank? Anything could happen! Disconnection, and if you slowroll and lose then your left with no timebank for tricky decisions!
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2008, 06:17:40 AM »

Todays slowrollers are tomorrows no-rollers.

Cant beat an insta call when u have AA and some mugs push in on you!! Why leave it till last second of timebank? Anything could happen! Disconnection, and if you slowroll and lose then your left with no timebank for tricky decisions!

What tricky decisions?

As far as I see it, if you leave it to the last second of timebank you are an idiot coz you don't have any more timebank to slowroll the next time you get them. Just let it go to timebank and go 5 seconds into it then call, thats just as good.
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2008, 03:01:28 PM »

Todays slowrollers are tomorrows no-rollers.

Cant beat an insta call when u have AA and some mugs push in on you!! Why leave it till last second of timebank? Anything could happen! Disconnection, and if you slowroll and lose then your left with no timebank for tricky decisions!

What tricky decisions?

As far as I see it, if you leave it to the last second of timebank you are an idiot coz you don't have any more timebank to slowroll the next time you get them. Just let it go to timebank and go 5 seconds into it then call, thats just as good.

say if u have chip lead and u slowroll and lose then u dont have anytime bank left for any situation u may need it for....like a tough decision.
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2008, 05:41:15 PM »

I was fastrolled the other week.chump called my all in river bluff helmuth style spilling his chips.i had to go for a walk,as i had an extreme longing to be physically violent to said chump.
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2008, 06:44:18 PM »

I was fastrolled the other week.chump called my all in river bluff helmuth style spilling his chips.i had to go for a walk,as i had an extreme longing to be physically violent to said chump.

Now behave, i didnt call that quick!
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2008, 07:22:20 PM »

The first hand of $1/$2 NLH that I played in The Venetian was three-way and checked down to the river.

The board was Axx8x and noone was keen to claim it so after the dealer asked if anyone had a pair I revealed my eight which was looking good until some plonker finally produced AQ with a flourish !

Yep I'd been slow-rolled in a $6 pot 
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2008, 07:26:51 PM »

The first hand of $1/$2 NLH that I played in The Venetian was three-way and checked down to the river.

The board was Axx8x and noone was keen to claim it so after the dealer asked if anyone had a pair I revealed my eight which was looking good until some plonker finally produced AQ with a flourish !

Yep I'd been slow-rolled in a $6 pot 

Jesus, is cash play that soft in Vegas or was oppo clearly a moron?
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2008, 07:27:39 PM »

pple that type "ty"

this happens a lot to me as i'm often outplayed by good and bad players alike
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2008, 07:39:47 PM »

Can we find someone who we can pay to visit the homes of people who slowroll online

boldie will do it but you have to give him at least 40 names
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2008, 10:33:20 PM »

I was fastrolled the other week.chump called my all in river bluff helmuth style spilling his chips.i had to go for a walk,as i had an extreme longing to be physically violent to said chump.

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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2008, 07:24:35 PM »

Pretty much every chat ban i've ever had has been as a result of someones slowrolling. I like the sounds of fastrolling though may have to try that one out.
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