Sayings/Quotes/Analogies

[boldie]

The only quote you'll ever need; "F*ck Em!".

Seriously, think about it;  Someone says "But the doctor says red meat is bad for you" Answer; "F*ck Em*.
or; "But the church says sex outside marriage is against God's will" Answer "F*ck Em*.
or; "But my family want to come over this weekend so you can't go to DtD"...Answer "F*ck Em*

It's a good reply in any situation.


The other classic;

"I'm a unitard!"

[bolt pp]

The Dutch;

[MANTIS01]

"It's better to have a gun and not need one than need a gun and not have one" - Clarence Worley - True Romance

You can substitute the word gun for anything and the saying is still +1....e.g. It's better to have jam and not need any than need jam and not have any. See.

[bolt pp]

"It's better to have a gun and not need one than need a gun and not have one" - Clarence Worley - True Romance

You can substitute the word gun for anything and the saying is still +1....e.g. It's better to have jam and not need any than need jam and not have any. See.

Two free tickets to a euthanasia clinic in Switzerland?

[thetank]

A disabled parking permit?
Clomidia?
A role as an extra in Braveheart?

Nah, does not work.

[bolt pp]

"It's better to have a gun and not need one than need a gun and not have one" - Clarence Worley - True Romance

You can substitute the word gun for anything and the saying is still +1....e.g. It's better to have jam and not need any than need jam and not have any. See.

"a super machine that instantaneously destroys all life in the universe"?

[Colchester Kev]

"Cant post it on the forum, dont want the Mrs finding out"

[bolt pp]

"It's better to have a gun and not need one than need a gun and not have one" - Clarence Worley - True Romance

You can substitute the word gun for anything and the saying is still +1....e.g. It's better to have jam and not need any than need jam and not have any. See.

got it: "joe pasquale"

[thetank]

Of Bolt's feud with Crow...

"Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the gallon"

[bolt pp]

Of Bolt's feud with Crow...

"Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the gallon"

we made up and ive subscribed to his monthly news letter

got to be honest i wasnt happy with the first installment.............

"my mum is getting on my case about getting a job, and a girlfriend, and moving out, and cleaning up the mess left by my pet rabbit, so i havnt really got time to do the news letter, just google some random shit, that's what i was gonna do anyway"

Only kidding Crow, i dont think you've got a pet rabbit.

[ZZZZZZZROPE]

yer maw!

[boldie]

Of Bolt's feud with Crow...

"Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the gallon"

link anyone?

[thetank]

I dunno, I heard Toby Zeigler from the West Wing use it.

It might have been a barrel rather than a gallon, but the sentiment is similar.