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« on: December 20, 2008, 07:45:03 PM »

£37.43 for a fkin Turkey, and it aint even the whole bird, apparently its a crown ... didnt go down too well when i said "well for nigh on 40 quid it better have fkin jewels on it"

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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 07:47:55 PM »

£37.43 for a fkin Turkey, and it aint even the whole bird, apparently its a crown ... didnt go down too well when i said "well for nigh on 40 quid it better have fkin jewels on it"



have a joint of beef on christmas day then have turkey during the week when you could pick up the same bird for £5
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 07:53:28 PM »

Have i just set a blonde record for the most expensive fkin Turkey ever ... or can anyone beat it ?
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 07:55:59 PM »

my sister just bought a bird and its costing me 6 hours of my life at £100 an hour that i would charge anyone employing me thats a £600 bird
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 08:12:50 PM »

yep Asda also want 30'ish quid for a "crown of turkey"..it's next to the Beef joints that are going for 12£.... I actually like beef!...but turkey is traditional and all that.

FFS, a month ago the same turkey would have been £6 or something like that as noone wants it at anyother time than Christmas.

I hate christmas..the only good thing about it is Boxing Day.
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2008, 08:15:53 PM »

does anyone actually like turkey?
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2008, 08:16:36 PM »

does anyone actually like turkey?

at 40 fkin quid, i will force myself !!
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 08:18:07 PM »

And on Xmas day i am so gonna get a bollocking for saying to the kids "yes, you have to eat it all, thats about 6 quids worth of meat on yer plate !!"
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2008, 08:20:00 PM »

And on Xmas day i am so gonna get a bollocking for saying to the kids "yes, you have to eat it all, thats about 6 quids worth of meat on yer plate !!"

even a Turkey breast now goes for £20 FFS...that's ussually £4!....no matter what I buy most of it will probably be thrown out Sad
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2008, 08:30:57 PM »

does anyone actually like turkey?

Sigh

Kev this one probably comes from the same flock as yours

http://www.fortnumandmason.com/Product/Free-Range-Turkey,5878,489.aspx
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2008, 08:34:26 PM »

LOL at them being out of stock ...
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2008, 09:03:21 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2008, 09:04:11 PM »

£37.43 for a fkin Turkey, and it aint even the whole bird, apparently its a crown ... didnt go down too well when i said "well for nigh on 40 quid it better have fkin jewels on it"



are you cooking it
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2008, 09:08:04 PM »

we got the record here.,.,.,mel bought a turkey crown 12lb from marksy's in larnaca .,.,.,.,..
.,.,.,.,.,.,89 euros.,.,,plus 20 euros to get there in fuel.,.,.,.,
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2008, 10:20:28 PM »

Just placed my Tesco Christmas order as I have all the family coming round on Boxing Day for turkey dinner and they dont have any turkeys left.

Have I boobed?
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