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« on: December 30, 2008, 02:38:27 AM » |
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***Don't play HU SnG's on a neighbours unsecured wireless connection***
Tune in tomorrow for another wise and wonderful 'Tip of the Day' !!
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2008, 02:50:24 AM » |
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tip number 2:
rappers can avoid saying "ya knaw wat am sayin" by speaking the queens english in the first place.
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2008, 02:51:07 AM » |
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tip number 2:
rappers can avoid saying "ya knaw wat am sayin" by speaking the queens english in the first place.
Oi stop hijacking my thread!! |
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2008, 02:52:12 AM » |
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dog owners can avoid buying leads by walking their dogs backwards whilst holding onto its tail
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2008, 02:54:40 AM » |
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dog owners can avoid buying leads by walking their dogs backwards whilst holding onto its tail
Brilliant... ***If you put each tip in "***" it makes them look all fancy*** |
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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2008, 02:55:33 AM » |
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deaf people can avoid people eavesdropping into their conversations by wearing oven gloves.
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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2008, 03:19:46 AM » |
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dog owners can avoid buying leads by walking their dogs backwards whilst holding onto its tail
lol at the pictures this evoked in my head |
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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2008, 08:11:57 AM » |
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*** If you and 15 of your buddies fancy an espresso, you can save a lot of money if one of you just buys a Venti Americano with 14 extra shots of espresso. There's no room for the hot water and you just get a big mug of pure coffee. Costs about a fiver, but that's only 30p each! ***
You have to all bring along your own little cups for this to work.
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2008, 11:50:47 AM » |
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*** If you and 15 of your buddies fancy an espresso, you can save a lot of money if one of you just buys a Venti Americano with 14 extra shots of espresso. There's no room for the hot water and you just get a big mug of pure coffee. Costs about a fiver, but that's only 30p each! ***
You have to all bring along your own little cups for this to work.
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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2008, 12:40:24 PM » |
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At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy 'Next customer Please' sign for dyslexic shoppers.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
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« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2008, 12:04:57 AM » |
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***when having guests round for tea, ensure the largest of the group does not sit on the weakest chair***
A mistake I made this evening...
my mums ok btw.
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« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2008, 12:16:17 AM » |
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At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy 'Next customer Please' sign for dyslexic shoppers.
in a similar vein: **** if your surname is Toblerone always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job**** |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2008, 12:19:16 AM » |
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***Bring yer own chocolate*** Seems to be a shortage these days.
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2008, 12:32:23 AM » |
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Pissing on your left shoe makes the fact that you have pissed on your right shoe less noticeable.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2008, 12:47:53 PM » |
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***when having guests round for tea, ensure the largest of the group does not sit on the weakest chair***
A mistake I made this evening...
my mums ok btw.
Should I feel bad for laughing out loud? |
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