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« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2008, 10:06:48 PM »

Use paper plates for 4 days,and bar-b-q so no dishes.

I was thinking restaurants FTW.

What do I do about my hands.  The hot water has played havoc with them.  Can they be repaired?

get some rubber gloves and apply hand cream liberally before putting them on.  The hot water will help the moisturiser absorb and when you've finished washing up you'll have hands like a baby's bum thumbs up
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« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2008, 10:55:40 PM »

Dish washers ... biggest fkin waste of money ever ... you still have to rinse plates and load the dishwasher, put your tablets and salt in ... then 2 hours later you have to unload it.

Get some rubber gloves if you are worried about you hands ya big poof.

You don't bloody rinse before loading!  That's like having a dog and wagging its tail.  In fact, dishwashers work better if you don't rinse.

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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2009, 12:36:12 AM »

My dishwasher packed in once so I went on holiday for a few days. 
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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2009, 01:00:49 AM »

I agree with Kin, you don't know what you're missing Kev. Ginger is telling you porkies mate.
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« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2009, 01:12:34 AM »

Listen to a language CD while washing up,  20 minutes per day will have you speaking another language to add to English and Japanese. 
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« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2009, 07:35:16 AM »

hire chiprich i heard he spent christmas in grimsby so he cant be very flush at the minute

gtfo

This has happened to us though, pretty weird.

[  ] we will do a lot in a an attempt to repair it
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« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2009, 07:38:21 AM »

hire chiprich i heard he spent christmas in grimsby so he cant be very flush at the minute

gtfo

This has happened to us though, pretty weird.

[  ] we will do a lot in a an attempt to repair it

lololol, we will be shopping for new plates soon imo, f washing up by hand. its too hard.
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« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2009, 08:26:30 AM »

place in garden and jet wash.,.,.,.,
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« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2009, 11:57:26 AM »

I'm with Kev on this one...

F dishwashers. Ours broke a while ago and we haven't replaced it. Collosal waste of money and time and they don't work properly anyways..so feck em.#

I do all the dishes in our house, don't mind doing them and it's a hell of a lot cheaper to do them yourself..and it's less effort than having a dishwasher.
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« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2009, 12:01:49 PM »

I'm with Kev on this one...

F dishwashers. Ours broke a while ago and we haven't replaced it. Collosal waste of money and time and they don't work properly anyways..so feck em.#

I do all the dishes in our house, don't mind doing them and it's a hell of a lot cheaper to do them yourself..and it's less effort than having a dishwasher.

MrsB - get off MrB's account please!

Dishwashers don't work properly?  They do if you don't buy a cheap Matsui one.  As a German you should know better.
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« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2009, 12:04:57 PM »

I'm with Kev on this one...

F dishwashers. Ours broke a while ago and we haven't replaced it. Collosal waste of money and time and they don't work properly anyways..so feck em.#

I do all the dishes in our house, don't mind doing them and it's a hell of a lot cheaper to do them yourself..and it's less effort than having a dishwasher.

MrsB - get off MrB's account please!

Dishwashers don't work properly?  They do if you don't buy a cheap Matsui one.  As a German you should know better.

There's always crap left in the bloody thing!..Dishwashers are disgusting and they smell!

Why spend £500+ on a decent dishwasher when you can do them yourself? There's only me and MrsB in this house (though she does create an awful mess...something about "The stress of having to put up with me") doing the dishes takes about 5 or ten minutes and the job gets done properly that way.

Seriously, it's like using a bloody microwave for cooking, it's disgusting!
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« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2009, 12:20:33 PM »

You don't need to spend £500+ to get a decent one. 

Dishwashers clean the dishes better than you can by hand.  You don't have to dry them with a bacteria-ridden tea-towel either.
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« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2009, 12:23:11 PM »

You don't need to spend £500+ to get a decent one. 

Dishwashers clean the dishes better than you can by hand.  You don't have to dry them with a bacteria-ridden tea-towel either.

No they don't..I've yet to see any proof of that...in fact I regularly see cups that aren't clean or a bit of crap left on plates in the dishwasher after it's been used (we have one at work) so don't see how the dishwasher does a better job really.....and you could use a clean towel..or not dry them at all.

Dishwashers are evil.
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« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2009, 12:45:33 PM »

Normally the missus does the washing up but today I stepped up.  I enjoyed it tbh, put the radio on and watched the world go by, I find it quite relaxing, I dont think I'll ever get a dishwasher!
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« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2009, 12:48:11 PM »

Normally the missus does the washing up but today I stepped up.  I enjoyed it tbh, put the radio on and watched the world go by, I find it quite relaxing, I dont think I'll ever get a dishwasher!

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