The Joke thread

[henrik777]

Ultimate phone prank

1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?'

2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline'

3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE @~*%, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE !"£$%^&''. before hanging up the phone


Sandy

[Colchester Kev]

Ultimate phone prank

1. Call the childline number and say 'i've just dialed 1471 and this number came up, who is this?'

2. Operator replies 'you're through to childline'

3. You shout 'TERRY YOU LITTLE @~*%, NOT AGAIN....COME HERE YOU LITTLE !"£$%^&''. before hanging up the phone


Sandy

Yes hilarious, clog up the already overstretched lines and who knows, you may even stop a child who genuinely needs help from getting through.

Please !

[henrik777]

If you see somebody fall over you'll probably laugh even though they might cause injury to themselves. Something can be funny even though there can be a more serious side to it. Do you actually think i know anyone who has ever tried to do that ?

You found my avatar funny but i wouldn't expect a family who were missing a kid who'd been run over to do so.

At the end of the day the thread title says it all.

Sandy

[bolt pp]

If you see somebody fall over you'll probably laugh even though they might cause injury to themselves. Something can be funny even though there can be a more serious side to it. Do you actually think i know anyone who has ever tried to do that ?

At the end of the day the thread title says it all.

Sandy

Ive done it 4 times since you posted it

[henrik777]

You are way too lazy to look up the number !!!!

Sandy

[Colchester Kev]

If you see somebody fall over you'll probably laugh even though they might cause injury to themselves. Something can be funny even though there can be a more serious side to it. Do you actually think i know anyone who has ever tried to do that ?

You found my avatar funny but i wouldn't expect a family who were missing a kid who'd been run over to do so.

At the end of the day the thread title says it all.

Sandy

Your avatar says "Thieves operate in this area"  ... I thought it was a fergus reference, I dont get the comparison you use above ?

And I absolutely pmsl when i see people falling over.

[henrik777]

It's a speed camera sign that has been altered.

Never mind.

You don't like sick humour but you like anti Scottish stuff.

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall,
Holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at
The boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... Perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the
Cheek. Then he blushed.

The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed
And the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee
Cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few
Seconds.
He blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me
Put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put
It on her knee. He blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out
Over the loch before the girl spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man glanced down
With a furled brow. "Well noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit
More serious this time."

"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye,"
Said the lad, nodding.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in
Anticipation of the ultimate request.

Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
Three pennies?"

Sandy

[thetank]

That's a pretty decent one to be fair. I smiled

henrik777 redeemed imo


Rule of thumb I go by is that it's ok to be controversial, offensive, sick, or even downright perverse so long as it's funny enough. Childline prank calls are pretty hackneyed and so do not qualify.

[henrik777]

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

ʎpuɐs

[AndrewT]

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

ʎpuɐs

Use ebay.co.uk next time, not ebay.au

[henrik777]

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

ʎpuɐs

Use ebay.co.uk next time, not ebay.au

Was trying to support British workers and since there are more there ....

Sandy

[MANTIS01]

People falling over is fecking hilarious....especially if a bucket ends up on their head.

[AndrewT]

There are three F's of funny - Fat People, Farting and Falling Over.

If a fat person farts so hard they fall over it's the golden triple crown of comedy.

[bolt pp]

There are three F's of funny - Fat People, Farting and Falling Over.

If a fat person farts so hard they fall over it's the golden triple crown of comedy.

I never wanted someone to fall over so much in my life, it was a bit of an anti-climax tbh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyqY4dZprOM

[The_nun]

A sixteen year old girl was killed yesterday in a Sledging incident.

Serves her right, Girls shouldn't play cricket.

Sandy

Sick IMHO