Tried to punch a hole in the wall.....

[Swordpoker]

..but a particularly stubborn piece on plasterboard only dented. So I tried throwing the cordless phone as hard as I could at the metal staircase. It rebounded and the battery cover came off....but no damage. I'm running so bad I can't even break stuff.

Off to buy a doggy chew.

[bolt pp]

headbutt a door, not a fire door preferably but a standard living room door thats got that hollowed out shit in it, you have to commit though, if you dont break it it'll hurt more(something about Newton or some shit like i wasnt really paying attention) though i do have experience in the field of headbutting doors.

[cia260895]

headbutt a door, not a fire door preferably but a standard living room door thats got that hollowed out shit in it, you have to commit though, if you dont break it it'll hurt more(something about Newton or some shit like i wasnt really paying attention) though i do have experience in the field of headbutting whores.

fyp

[Chili]

You could have tried my laptop.  I managed it no problem on Sunday night, nuckle cracked screen into a zillion pieces.  Sore nuckle, no laptop no more, deffoa a FML moment.

[The_nun]

You could have tried my laptop.  I managed it no problem on Sunday night, nuckle cracked screen into a zillion pieces.  Sore nuckle, no laptop no more, deffoa a FML moment.

I hear ya.

[thetank]

headbutt a door, not a fire door preferably but a standard living room door thats got that hollowed out shit in it, you have to commit though, if you dont break it it'll hurt more(something about Newton or some shit like i wasnt really paying attention) though i do have experience in the field of headbutting whores.

fyp

fy fyp p

fixed your 'fixed your post' post



Gotta bold the bit you changed if you wanna do that fyp stuff in a paragraph such as this.
 
You think the readers of blonde have all day to dick about on the forum and closely read something a second time to find out what word you changed?

Ok, so most people do have the time (including me evidently) but it's still annoying.

[gatso]

I'm gonna start quoting really long posts, change nothing and put FYP underneath. let's see how much time you've got now mr tank

[cia260895]

headbutt a door, not a fire door preferably but a standard living room door thats got that hollowed out shit in it, you have to commit though, if you dont break it it'll hurt more(something about Newton or some shit like i wasnt really paying attention) though i do have experience in the field of headbutting whores.

fyp

fy fyp p

fixed your 'fixed your post' post



Gotta bold the bit you changed if you wanna do that fyp stuff in a paragraph such as this.
 
You think the readers of blonde have all day to dick about on the forum and closely read something a second time to find out what word you changed?

Ok, so most people do have the time (including me evidently) but it's still annoying.

why bother when some anal blonde will come along and do the work for ya ...

[thetank]

The good news is, by juxtaposing the words 'anal' and 'blonde' just there, we can expect a few search engine hits.

[gatso]

The good news is, by juxtaposing the words 'anal' and 'blonde' just there, we can expect a few search engine hits.

fyp

[cia260895]

The good news is, by juxtaposing the words 'anal' and 'blonde' just there, we can expect a few search engine hits.

fyp

not exactly a long post..

[EvilPie]

The good news is, by juxtaposing the words 'anal' and 'blonde' just there, we can expect a few search engine hits.

fyp

Stop this immediately please.

[gatso]

I've decided to start with shorter posts and work my way up so as not to dishearten tank early on

[thetank]

I'm just trying to enhance everyone's experience here.

woe is me

[Robert HM]

I've decided to start with shorter posts and work my way up so as not to dishearten tank early on

nfyp