SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[gasman]

gl nicky and tommy in canada, mbn having that much freedom!

mad dimez plz, see u in november

[Nakor]

Shot 99 today, wiiiiiii

You are a DISGRACE to Golf. Playing yesterday? You shoulda been watching The Open.

You'd have had a new hero if you'd seen Goosen's bunker escape.

Ha i was back in time to watch that, quite amazing.

Still waiting for a golf date old man!

I need you to know something James. It's called "etiquette". Golf etiquette, to be precise.

I am an ex Vice Captain.

And Ex-Captain.

As such, I'm known as (note capitalization) a Past Captain.

And you are required to address me accordingly, should we play.

You may either address me as Mr Kendall, or Mr Past-Captain.

And of course, I get the Honour at each Tee - sort of "After YOU Mr Past-Captain", "whatever you say Mr Past-Captain", "FINE Shot Mr Past-Captain.", "may I clean your balls Mr Past-Captain?".

I, of course, address you as Dempsey.

You OK with all that?

Etiquette is all.

What did you do not to fulfill your obligation to Captain the year after you were vice?

Having been lucky enough to captain at Junior and Senior level I cannot believe the shame and lack of etiquette that would be involved with your Vice not taking the captaincy after being vice - in fact I have never heard of such a thing.

Past Captain indeed - half a job it seems to me

[tikay]

Shot 99 today, wiiiiiii

You are a DISGRACE to Golf. Playing yesterday? You shoulda been watching The Open.

You'd have had a new hero if you'd seen Goosen's bunker escape.

Ha i was back in time to watch that, quite amazing.

Still waiting for a golf date old man!

I need you to know something James. It's called "etiquette". Golf etiquette, to be precise.

I am an ex Vice Captain.

And Ex-Captain.

As such, I'm known as (note capitalization) a Past Captain.

And you are required to address me accordingly, should we play.

You may either address me as Mr Kendall, or Mr Past-Captain.

And of course, I get the Honour at each Tee - sort of "After YOU Mr Past-Captain", "whatever you say Mr Past-Captain", "FINE Shot Mr Past-Captain.", "may I clean your balls Mr Past-Captain?".

I, of course, address you as Dempsey.

You OK with all that?

Etiquette is all.

What did you do not to fulfill your obligation to Captain the year after you were vice?

Having been lucky enough to captain at Junior and Senior level I cannot believe the shame and lack of etiquette that would be involved with your Vice not taking the captaincy after being vice - in fact I have never heard of such a thing.

Past Captain indeed - half a job it seems to me

I'm not sure I understand.

At my Club, the rotation was....

Vice-Captain

Captain

Past Captain.

I fulfilled all three. I think.

As per normal Golf Etiquette, I shall always be Mr Past-Captain, & I demand that Dempsey shows me respect. Nobody else, just him.

[Nakor]

Mis read it seems - apologies.

I did think respect was earned, nothing teaches respect like a good beating on a golf course, just play the boy I say.

[tikay]

Mis read it seems - apologies.

I did think respect was earned, nothing teaches respect like a good beating on a golf course, just play the boy I say.

The worry is that he'll beat me, & I'll never hear the end of it. Hence the diversionary tactics.

[Nakor]

Mis read it seems - apologies.

I did think respect was earned, nothing teaches respect like a good beating on a golf course, just play the boy I say.

The worry is that he'll beat me, & I'll never hear the end of it. Hence the diversionary tactics.

I've never met a senior who loses yet, tis as you say a matter of etiquette

[tikay]

Mis read it seems - apologies.

I did think respect was earned, nothing teaches respect like a good beating on a golf course, just play the boy I say.

The worry is that he'll beat me, & I'll never hear the end of it. Hence the diversionary tactics.

I've never met a senior who loses yet, tis as you say a matter of etiquette

Well yes, but would Flushy understand that? He's not exactly Mr Etiquette, is he?

And if I see him with his shirt not tucked into his trousers, I'll have him reported to the Committee. And if he wears shorts, he needs White Socks, pulled up to the knee.

[Simon Galloway]

 And if he wears shorts, he needs White Socks, pulled up to the knee.

I'd rather boil in long trousers.

[I KNOW IT]

I bet he changes into his golf shoes in the car park too

[ChipRich]

Norrrrrrrrr, such a ghey night.

Came 7th in $100r on Ipoker, rejamming a min raise from MP with AJo, gg when the BB wakes up with AA. Was $26.6k up top too! Was steaming. Then at same time on final of the $75 on Tilt, rejammed A7o from SB, and ran into BB's AKo, so ghey!

Then decided to re-reg a few torns at like 4am, when i saw Stars had loadsa Turbos going on. Cashed in 1, then one of the Stars tables fked up in another 1, when i was in 7th with like 70 left. Thread here explains the f* up.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43092.msg1007875#new

Just off to bed, then back on the grind 2mo night.


Have fun Nicky and Tommy on the bus, gl.

[ChipRich]

gl to Jones in the £2500 Unibet thing in London, going into day2 with about 40k. gogogo!

Middy stil in too with 3800, lol. gl spin up yo.

[hatthehole]

gl to Jones in the £2500 Unibet thing in London, going into day2 with about 40k. gogogo!

Middy stil in too with 3800, lol. gl spin up yo.

I sure would of crept into day 2 with a 3800 stack. 38k ldo

[outragous76]

gl to Jones in the £2500 Unibet thing in London, going into day2 with about 40k. gogogo!

Middy stil in too with 3800, lol. gl spin up yo.

I sure would of crept into day 2 with a 3800 stack. 38k ldo

i figured that you musy have lost the last hand or something!

GL to u and jones

gogogogoggogo

[tikay]

I bet he changes into his golf shoes in the car park too

Yup.

And drives through the group ahead, & fails to wave the Captain's Group through.

No class, see?

[tikay]

Good Luck to the plump boy today. Proper grinder him.