So, me and Brent went off to play tennis this afternoon about 2ish. We get to the courts and either we are being thick as shit or theres a problem with the lock, as we failed to get into the courts and could therefore not play after driving about 20 mins to play. After about 30 mins we give up and come home.
On the way home we ring Jones to meet us at Sains to get some shopping, we finish in Sains after doing our nuts and leave. Just as we leave Sains, Jones comes up with an incredible idea. He says ' Shall we flip for who has 2 walk home' . I agree as does BH ( at this time im only agreeing because ' i know' Jones won't actually do it even though it was his idea). But then he agrees and him and BH are stood with thier coins waiting to flip. Im like shit, i duno if i want to do it. But agree in the end. I obv dont have a coin and borrow one off Jones.
First flip Jones, tails, BH Tails!! Its all on me, fk my entire life, i can never fade these. I look down ready to be devastated, but its TAILS! re flip it is...
Second flip, same order. Jones TAILS, BH TAILS. fk my life, i cannot fade this twice, never ever. But I DO, look down and see Tails, my lifes incredible.
3rd and final Flip. Jones binks a tails and BH flips a HEADS, im freerolling! yesss.
Whos it going to be!?!
I finally move my hand and its a tails, Jones fistpumps and celebrates. We take Bh's phone and money so he cant get the bus home and off he goes on his merry way. lolol. Its about 2-3 miles. we drive past him and piss em. Looks so com just walking along the motorway.
gg sir. Took it like a man.
He's just got back as i write this, hes totally fked.
wp.
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