SHREWDIES ON TOUR 2009

[action man]

they are ringing me later.

[Moorman1]

played round moormans last night and he shipped the ub 1k for 40 dimes! ive found the secret.....

raise all hands from 23o+ from any position and 4 bet any 3 bet.....3 bet any open......cold 4 bet whenever possible and iso with crap hands vs shorties!

basically try to get ur chips in everyhand and u need to run better than roger bannister.

[Moorman1]

oh ffs......posted from moormans name...that was cod meharly who pasted that....

i snuck into his house to touch his arm when he was sleeping so i could try and get some of his run good!

[mondatoo]

LOL confusionaments ftw,glglglgl with the arm touching does he charge for that sort of thing

[AlexMartin]

oh ffs......posted from moormans name...that was cod meharly who pasted that....

i snuck into his house to touch his arm when he was sleeping so i could try and get some of his run good!

serious? 40 dime score? thought u were in empire.....

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Played the ITB game tonight. About 30 runners and I get to the final. Everyone of the players there are nits. I have 10 bigs and open for about 6 hands pretending to glance at my cards and shoving all but a couple chips. People at the table getting fed up as I occasionally showed the rags. Then on the 7th time I got caught, I look at my cards after being called and see T2o. Him QQ. Unlucky mate, T82 flop is all that was needed.

Anyway I get HU with this guy and I have him covered, I lose QT to his 88 and he doubles, next hand we get it in A9 for me vs his T9s. I hold. I now have 101k, and him 95k. I raise 99, he jams JT and I call. Flip for the tourney basically, money is approx £300 for first and £150 second, ish. Anyway, first card out a T, then 4 bricks. And before Tom, the dealer, had a chance to count chips, which I know where those counts from previous hand, he says to me "Do you just wanna chop it?". I bit his arm off before he had finished the sentence and quickly threw the chips together once he had double confirmed it. He would have had 190k to my 6k with blinds @ 3k/6k HU. So com.

I am not sure I have seen a better deal tbh? Shieldsy was at the table absolutely pissing himself and I struggled to keep a straight face. I felt like I should be wearing a balaclava whilst shaking his hand tbh!

[cod meharly]

fml....pure bubbled the empire 500.....when will it end?

[action man]

done my nuts in at cheltenham, £4k in cold blood, didnt back a winner in 13 races, got one 2nd, never threatened to approach the bookies stall with a ticket in my hand.
Lost every game of spoof possible, even though i had a big edge. Lost like 3 spoofs for £170 food bills. Got fined £80 for pissing in the street.
My mates all ran so good, and theyve been rubbing me down for 2 days now. Can't wait to get back grinding. Let us gogogogogogogogogog

[Horneris]

Got fined £80 for pissing in the street.

hahaha. ur com

[Rookie (Rodney)]

So alot of the shrewdies are going to Sheffield on Tuesday for the dogs. I am going up, Turny poss coming. Meeting Rich, Leknave and Brent there. Also Middy I think.

What we want to know is what prop bets shall we get Rich to do? We are thinking of a sign up behind the presenters with "Kev is a cock" written on it or summat like that. Any thoughts on what you would like to watch him do??

[Rookie (Rodney)]

BTW, this meeting is on Sky, so you Will be able to see him do it

[Rookie (Rodney)]

We have just thought up Rich's possible last prop. Get on track and act like a dog for as long as possible..

We have managed to round £800 up between 3 of us. Anyone else want to donate to see this?

[GreekStein]

make him mount the hare imo!

'Hare on Hare action' will make all the papers!

[Horneris]

Rich in the last 15 of the 300k Party with 465k

and last 35 of Blonde 250k, with 90k

win a major one time, gogogogo.

[mondatoo]

Rich in the last 15 of the 300k Party with 465k

and last 35 of Blonde 250k, with 90k

win a major one time, gogogogo.

Nice Instabok brent sicko