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Question: What should the Shrewdies do ??  (Voting closed: May 28, 2009, 04:57:19 PM)
 tell Beverly she's fucked our whole holiday up after telling us this late, how did this cross booking happen dont u have spread sheets etc. etc. We want you to refund us the money for our flights or find us a replacement. If not we want proof they signed - 37 (52.1%)
egg her house 'n poop in her pool - 34 (47.9%)
Other ... please specify on thread. - 0 (0%)
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« Reply #1815 on: April 25, 2009, 04:35:57 PM »

Took a day of yest, played a few small tournies for fun, so though I'd post 2 hands today.

First one isn't really interesting or a brain teaser etc.

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com Hand History Converter

UTG+2: $117.05
MP1: $40.05
MP2: $48.95
CO: $26.40
BTN: $62
SB: $103.20
BB: $26.25
UTG: $74
Hero (UTG+1): $100

Pre-Flop: dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG raises to $2, Hero raises to $7, 6 folds, BB calls $6, UTG calls $5

Flop: ($21.50) (3 Players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $18.50, BB folds, UTG calls $18.50

Turn: ($58.50) three diamonds (2 Players)
UTG bets $48.50 and is All-In, Hero calls $48.50

River: ($155.50) (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $155.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed and LOST (-$74 NET)
Hero showed and WON $152.50 (+$78.50 NET)
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« Reply #1816 on: April 27, 2009, 01:43:34 AM »

oh well another night of nearllys

5.00   tilt   $109 fo            42/286
5.45    party    $215 fo (300k)         25/1352      1.5k
5.45   stars   $215 fo (warmup)                      824/4077
6.00   stars   $109 fo            823/1431
7.00   blonde   $320 fo (250k)         14/834                       2k
7.00   stars    $109r (409)         545/1094
7.00   tilt   $256 fo (brawl)         675/2136
8.00   tilt   $163 fo            32/1216                     620
8.15   stars   $55r (155)                          355/768
10.30   stars   $530 fo            545/812

just the stars sat for the wsop package left to go

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« Reply #1817 on: April 27, 2009, 05:12:42 AM »

translations please.

panterusse (Observer): luckeer fils de pute de mzerf
panterusse (Observer): va baiser gta grosse pute de mere
Dealer: okstate345 wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #11893123037
panterusse (Observer): avec son gros cul cette sale pute
TheClaimer: au revoir
panterusse (Observer): povre
panterusse (Observer): con
panterusse (Observer): d 8 POIVRE CONNARD
panterusse (Observer): TES KUN FILS DE PUTE SUCEUR
DE BITE
panterusse (Observer): FAI TOI ECRASER PAR UN CAMION
FILS DE PUYTER
panterusse (Observer): TUI MANKERA A PERSONNE£
Dealer: ChipSteela has timed out
Dealer: CasinoShawn has 15 seconds left to act
panterusse (Observer): MEME PO ATA MERE CETRE
RACLURE
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« Reply #1818 on: April 27, 2009, 09:34:46 AM »

translations please.

panterusse (Observer): luckeer fils de pute de mzerf
panterusse (Observer): va baiser gta grosse pute de mere
Dealer: okstate345 wins the pot (100)
Dealer: Hand #11893123037
panterusse (Observer): avec son gros cul cette sale pute
TheClaimer: au revoir
panterusse (Observer): povre
panterusse (Observer): con
panterusse (Observer): d 8 POIVRE CONNARD
panterusse (Observer): TES KUN FILS DE PUTE SUCEUR
DE BITE
panterusse (Observer): FAI TOI ECRASER PAR UN CAMION
FILS DE PUYTER
panterusse (Observer): TUI MANKERA A PERSONNE£
Dealer: ChipSteela has timed out
Dealer: CasinoShawn has 15 seconds left to act
panterusse (Observer): MEME PO ATA MERE CETRE
RACLURE

Think he wants to know whether you bought the silver shorts in Pariiii.
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« Reply #1819 on: April 27, 2009, 12:38:45 PM »

Rough translation.....

FAI TOI ECRASER PAR UN CAMION FILS DE PUYTER = Hope you get crushed by a truck you son of a bi**h




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« Reply #1820 on: April 27, 2009, 02:22:09 PM »

next time respond va te faire foutre/encule,they like that

poivre cannard?? cannard is asshole, poivre is pepper

TES KUN FILS DE PUTE SUCEUR
DE BITE


xxx women of a bitch/slut such my cock

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« Reply #1821 on: April 27, 2009, 03:11:51 PM »

Connard is bastard
Poivre is pepper - but i think that Panterusse is probably referencing the colour etc
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« Reply #1822 on: April 27, 2009, 04:21:58 PM »

French is weird - words are swear words by context....

Baiser = kiss - but Baise Moi - said in the right tone= fuck me.

Susse = suck - but said right - Ta Mere Susse is a nasty thing to say asking for a Cantona style response.

BTW my spelling is probably Ironside-esque in the french bits.
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« Reply #1823 on: April 27, 2009, 04:52:24 PM »

I find it easier to ask them to swear in english so that civilised people can understand them.
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« Reply #1824 on: April 27, 2009, 05:07:18 PM »

'Waterloooooooooooooser' might be of use in any future Anglo/Franco rubdownaments
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« Reply #1825 on: April 27, 2009, 09:26:17 PM »

Wow, I have cashed in the $109 stars for the first time ever i think!
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« Reply #1826 on: April 27, 2009, 10:23:47 PM »

cmon rooks great position  ship it
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« Reply #1827 on: April 27, 2009, 11:02:42 PM »

cmon rooks great position  ship it


tyty, one time pls.

1st prob gets me even over this tourn Cheesy
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« Reply #1828 on: April 27, 2009, 11:05:53 PM »

cmon rooks great position  ship it


tyty, one time pls.

1st prob gets me even over this tourn Cheesy


Win it.

More importantly, win that bloody DTD seat for SWMBO!
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« Reply #1829 on: April 27, 2009, 11:27:54 PM »

cmon rooks great position  ship it


tyty, one time pls.

1st prob gets me even over this tourn Cheesy


Win it.

More importantly, win that bloody DTD seat for SWMBO!

She who must be obeyed?

She is out lol.
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