Want me to suffer ??

[Wardonkey]

Questions

1. Who will be filming this?

2. Could you focus on the face plz, avoiding other parts... ldo.

Whose face do you want the camera to focus on?  Not Kev's, surely?

tbh Kev's arse is almost certainly prettier than his face.

absolutely

for 1k I think we need at least a snap or two 'in situ'

[rex008]

stick me down for £20 from my new found blonde cash

[Colchester Kev]

Confirmed pledges

Wardonkey      £50
Claw               £20
inthebelly        £20
GreekStein      £20
Tighty            £20
Mond              £20
tikay              £50
Ralph             £20
Byron            £20
Mantis            £20
Ripple            £20
Phatomch      £20
Newmanseye  £20
Chip Prince     £20
Tonji             £20
boldie            £20
Techno         £20
Boshi             £20
Asa              £20
HairyDude      £10
Red Dog       £50
Suzanne       £20
Tank           £20
Mpower        £10
Dino1980      £20
AndrewT      £20
Laxie            £50
CDW           £20
Eck             £50
Snat           £50
JonRaab       £20
Indy            £20
HoldorFold    £20
BigFella         £20
Rex              £20


Running total  £860

I HATE YOU ALL !!!

FML ... It is suddenly starting to look like this might actually happen.

 

[maccol]

I intend donating but timing is everything................

[Colchester Kev]

I intend donating but timing is everything................

Get in quick mate, when it gets to 980, I am locking the thread !!

[Dingdell]

Ok this is getting close now, looks like it might go ahead - thank peoples - I have to actually see Kev with his bare bottom...

So in the spirit of fund raising while having a laugh I would like some suggestions as to how to make this procedure as fun as possible (for us obv - not Kev).

I'm thinking some sort of sliding scale.

If the fund gets to £1,000 the best (doable suggestion) has to be done during the treatment
if the fund makes another £100, another suggestion has to be carried out, up to a maximum of three things.

If this appeals post your ideas here. They have to be things Kev could do lying down on his back or his side, so no making cups of tea or similar as that would just be silly.

For example singing yankee doodle dandy during the insertion, that sort of thing.

As they say on Through the Keyhole (quite apt I thought), it's over to you...

[Colchester Kev]

Dont be silly ... you are sticking a hose up my arse and filling me with liquid, then flushing me out ... do you think singing yankee doodle friggin dandy is gonna cause me any more suffering and shame ... NO !

[Dingdell]

Dont be silly ... you are sticking a hose up my arse and filling me with liquid, then flushing me out ... do you think singing yankee doodle friggin dandy is gonna cause me any more suffering and shame ... NO !

I was hoping to help you hit the high notes....

[dino1980]

Ok this is getting close now, looks like it might go ahead - thank peoples - I have to actually see Kev with his bare bottom...

So in the spirit of fund raising while having a laugh I would like some suggestions as to how to make this procedure as fun as possible (for us obv - not Kev).

I'm thinking some sort of sliding scale.

If the fund gets to £1,000 the best (doable suggestion) has to be done during the treatment
if the fund makes another £100, another suggestion has to be carried out, up to a maximum of three things.

If this appeals post your ideas here. They have to be things Kev could do lying down on his back or his side, so no making cups of tea or similar as that would just be silly.

For example singing yankee doodle dandy during the insertion, that sort of thing.

As they say on Through the Keyhole (quite apt I thought), it's over to you...

Is it possible for Kev to be playing on Blonde Poker (the blonde cash table?) during the procedure. If so perhaps he can get cleaned out whilst he's getting...you get the idea.

[Wardonkey]

He could always press the 'shitting out' button at delicate moments.

(Sorry)

[StDoug]

I'll donate £20 to this.

cheers

[LLevan]

Someone please PM me when it gets to £980.00. I shall then be debating whether to donate £19.99 or maybe even slightly more. FAO Kev: I'm obviously open to bribes when it reaches this stage.

[Laxie]

It's at £880 now.  Threaten to lump the remaining £120 on and you might see a larger bribe payment from Kev...or not.

[MANTIS01]

Ok this is getting close now, looks like it might go ahead - thank peoples - I have to actually see Kev with his bare bottom...

So in the spirit of fund raising while having a laugh I would like some suggestions as to how to make this procedure as fun as possible (for us obv - not Kev).

Face-painting is fun isn't it? You could get someone to paint a big clown's face on Kev's arse. After the procedure Kev has to find his nearest crazy golf course, squat down, and see how many balls he can collect in 1 hour?

[AndrewT]

Paint BL on one arse cheek and NDE on the other.