Want me to suffer ??

[Rod Paradise]

£20 more and he has to sing " Bring me Sunshine " at the point of insertion.

Genious!!!!!

Hit that high note Fat Boy!!!!

[Dingdell]

Kev - ring me to arrange a time and date.

All others - pm me to organise web cam broadcast

[Colchester Kev]

Confirmed pledges

Wardonkey      £50
Claw               £20
inthebelly        £20
GreekStein      £20
Tighty            £20
Mond              £20
tikay              £50
Ralph             £20
Byron            £20
Mantis            £20
Ripple            £20
Phatomch      £20
Newmanseye  £30
Chip Prince     £20
Tonji             £20
boldie            £20
Techno         £20
Boshi             £20
Asa              £20
HairyDude      £10
Red Dog       £50
Suzanne       £20
Tank           £20
Mpower        £10
Dino1980      £20
AndrewT      £20
Laxie            £50
CDW           £20
Eck             £50
Snat           £50
JonRaab       £20
Indy            £20
HoldorFold    £20
BigFella         £20
Rex              £20
Maccol          £20
Mad             £20
Booder         £20
Rod P          £20
Cupcake       £20
KushKush     £25
Aces            £25


Running total  £1015

May i just take this opportunity to say ...


You are all a shower of bastards and I hate you deeply !!



Seriously though, If anyone else wants to pledge, please do so ... I cant get out of it now, so I might as well try and beg some more cash for a very good cause.

I would really like to say thanks to everyone that has pledged, but I cannot bring myself to do so....

[phatomch]

well that makes a even £1k, so all people waiting get your money in and in your brown eye kev.

[AndrewT]

well that makes a even £1k, so all people waiting get your money in and in your brown eye kev.

T-shirt idea for next Blonde Bash - all who contributed to this worthy cause gets a T-shirt saying 'I helped stick it right in Kev's brown eye'.

[Dingdell]

well that makes a even £1k, so all people waiting get your money in and in your brown eye kev.

T-shirt idea for next Blonde Bash - all who contributed to this worthy cause gets a T-shirt saying 'I helped stick it right in Kev's brown eye'.

Should we run a comp as to who gets to do the insertion?? I don't mind coaching the winner.

[AndrewT]

well that makes a even £1k, so all people waiting get your money in and in your brown eye kev.

T-shirt idea for next Blonde Bash - all who contributed to this worthy cause gets a T-shirt saying 'I helped stick it right in Kev's brown eye'.

Should we run a comp as to who gets to do the insertion?? I don't mind coaching the winner.

We'd all prefer it if you didn't coach the winner - let them rely on any natural talent they have.

[Rod Paradise]

well that makes a even £1k, so all people waiting get your money in and in your brown eye kev.

T-shirt idea for next Blonde Bash - all who contributed to this worthy cause gets a T-shirt saying 'I helped stick it right in Kev's brown eye'.

Should we run a comp as to who gets to do the insertion?? I don't mind coaching the winner.

No, I don't think anyone else wants to get that close to that orifice Dell.....

[Dingdell]

well that makes a even £1k, so all people waiting get your money in and in your brown eye kev.

T-shirt idea for next Blonde Bash - all who contributed to this worthy cause gets a T-shirt saying 'I helped stick it right in Kev's brown eye'.

Should we run a comp as to who gets to do the insertion?? I don't mind coaching the winner.

We'd all prefer it if you didn't coach the winner - let them rely on any natural talent they have.

Good point - only those with a natural shake or a drinking problem should apply.

[EvilPie]

£5 lol

Congratulations Simon.

As the sender of the pledge which officially broke the thousand pounds you are the REAL winner of the rear end suck out.

Please send your details to Tracey and she will arrange for you to shove a hose up Kev's bum at your earliest convenience.

Well done mate 

[kinboshi]

well that makes a even £1k, so all people waiting get your money in and in your brown eye kev.

T-shirt idea for next Blonde Bash - all who contributed to this worthy cause gets a T-shirt saying 'I helped stick it right in Kev's brown eye'.

Should we run a comp as to who gets to do the insertion?? I don't mind coaching the winner.

We'd all prefer it if you didn't coach the winner - let them rely on any natural talent they have.

Good point - only those with a natural shake or a drinking problem should apply.

Sofa King,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,is my choice

[Dingdell]

I'm playing at DTD on Saturday - I look forward to the 'handing over of the speculum' ceremony.

[EvilPie]

I'm playing at DTD on Saturday - I look forward to the 'handing over of the speculum' ceremony.

You could swap it for his microphone.

Or maybe he'd prefer to use his microphone..........

[Dingdell]

I'm playing at DTD on Saturday - I look forward to the 'handing over of the speculum' ceremony.

You could swap it for his microphone.

Or maybe he'd prefer to use his microphone..........

You are seriously sick.....but if we used a microphone and we heared the squeaking of little hamsters......

[kinboshi]

I'm playing at DTD on Saturday - I look forward to the 'handing over of the speculum' ceremony.

You could swap it for his microphone.

Or maybe he'd prefer to use his microphone..........

You know Simon loves his microphone too much to stick it in Kev's eye.