pish poor table/taxi talk

[johnlarsson]

me and bobba fett have been talkin about the crap some ppl talk at tables  the same preditable pish poor table talk that they say every day that does your head in and makes you cringe.. here are just some.. add your own thoughts


"its ma big blind you better no raise"  you here that one every single hand when the blinds 25/50

"you missed your aces when you were away"  abousltly hilarous has me in stitches everytime someone craps that one

"unbelivable"   god nothing is unbeliable in poker we have all seen it all   the amount of times someone says that when    simply hits a set on them

"drawing dead"   when somone clearly isnt


" you always raise my big blind"  whio fucking cares

[Newmanseye]

Why let it get to you?

rather than get annoyed why not work out what that means for each player.

[johnlarsson]

its means nothing there just weirdos that have no other chat

tells me more about there lives than anything else

[Shogun112]

hmmm... a new way for me to p1ss people off at the table .. !!  LOL...

[johnlarsson]

haaa
great idea

belive me it works

[Boba Fett]

Complaining about someone raising ur BB during the rebuys or on level 1 needs to be retired.  When someone comes back to the table, the telling them they missed aces joke needs to be retired too.  Also the fake shove of the chips then fold, was it ever funny?  "you wouldve been out if I had played"  yeah yeah and last but not least "how many chips you got?  well add those to it, I fold"  waste of time, people buy ipods for poker because of this kind of chat.

[johnlarsson]

here here...

[thetank]

lol, good post

While we're retiring things, what of the "no respect, I don't get no respect" when people raise to 150 at 25/50 and get called in 3 spots.

[  ] pining for some live poker now


I hate the people who think that banter is complaining to the dealer about the quality of the pre-flop cards they are being dealt.

you get this, plus all the above, again and again and again, then for some respite you get up from the table and go to the bar, only to be greeted by some bad beat shit.


The only thing worse than poker people is non poker people.

"Online poker? How does that work, you can't see their faces"

[Boba Fett]

Thanks Tank, I forgot those ones.  Someone raises, gets a caller  "non believers"

Remembered some more that need retired.  When checking the BB  "let them live" or "Let them catch up"  just check your pish in peace and quiet please.

[johnlarsson]

the break..

"when is the break?"

you get it 5 mins in.. someone tells them

10 mins later

"here when is the break?"

[thetank]

Showing one card.

Why does everyone want to show one fucking card.
Pre-flop raise, they take it down, show one ace. ooooooooooooooooooooooo, he had an ace.



To be fair, I can deal with that.

The people that wind me up are the ones who think they're Jack fucking Strauss or something.

They win the minor ass pot and the dealers trying to collect the cards and shuffle up for the next hand.
The player who just won the pot offers both his cards face down to the opponent and says "which one do you want to see."

[johnlarsson]

Thanks Tank, I forgot those ones.  Someone raises, gets a caller  "non believers"

Remembered some more that need retired.  When checking the BB  "let them live" or "Let them catch up"  just check your pish in peace and quiet please.

lmao

[johnlarsson]

on the tanks point. they win the hand  dealer misses there cards at 1st... and u get a chant off

oh are you trying to keep them

[thetank]

How about the bum deal

8 obligatory "Awww for fucks sake" before they hand their one Queen back

[maldini32]