pish poor table/taxi talk

[kinboshi]

I didn't.  It's a barbers.  It cost £8.50 which I think is extortionate. 

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[Claw75]

I didn't.  It's a barbers.  It cost £8.50 which I think is extortionate. 

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[johnlarsson]

John you have the worse banter at the poker table ever IMO.

Fett has none, only time he speaks is when when he has a blow up when some spew monkey calls his shove with KJ and spikes on him. Sweet IMO.

i barley speak now bandit..   i like to sit and talk about none poker issues  or just general poker talk none of this cheesey talk..

bandit you have some of the best banter at the table

like the time you slagged off the local milionare telling him he didnt need the moiney he was loaded.

or the time you stood up when somone raised point in his face who the fuck are you

now thats banter  nne of this crap the local weirdos come out with

[GlasgowBandit]

John you have the worse banter at the poker table ever IMO.

Fett has none, only time he speaks is when when he has a blow up when some spew monkey calls his shove with KJ and spikes on him. Sweet IMO.

i barley speak now bandit..   i like to sit and talk about none poker issues  or just general poker talk none of this cheesey talk..

bandit you have some of the best banter at the table

like the time you slagged off the local milionare telling him he didnt need the moiney he was loaded.

or the time you stood up when somone raised point in his face who the fuck are you

now thats banter  nne of this crap the local weirdos come out with

Err, I don't really remember much of what happens at the table tbh, if I last long enough to make any impression I am normally blind drunk.  C'est la vie

[bhoywonder]

the one time bandit you were at my tourney table,you were fairly quiet.....gave me a ribbing for limping with queens in early position but thats ok...lol

then you moved tables and within the hour you had a monster stack and were stood singing religious hymns and much mayhem commenced...shame i got knocked out ,i heard you made the FT that night...


n John ,I dont play live often these days,but I've noticed a wee change in you from the cins days,when it was fresh for me and probably you...I guess you are just jaded with the usual pish play and bad beats, n hero 3 bet all ins with  ..


was sat with auld robert on thursday,n sat listening and watching him play,and a lil banter..he turned a nut flush but got 2 outered on the river for his oppo ( the quiet tall lad with the hearing aid ) who made his boat with  ..he took that beat so well...just said shit happens and left the table...I just said see you later,nice playing with you,instead of ' unlucky'....I say that too often,apparently its annoying


I also hate when ur all in and way behind needing a 3 outer when the chorus chimes in telling you..nah i had one of your outs,then another,then another,leaving you drawing dead....lol...JUST SHUT UP,give me a little hope,tell me after the hand not during

[sofa----king]

i allways ask the taxi driver if he ever gets sex instead of the money,,,,,?
                                        he shit hiself ,,,,,and said why??

[johnlarsson]

the one time bandit you were at my tourney table,you were fairly quiet.....gave me a ribbing for limping with queens in early position but thats ok...lol

then you moved tables and within the hour you had a monster stack and were stood singing religious hymns and much mayhem commenced...shame i got knocked out ,i heard you made the FT that night...


n John ,I dont play live often these days,but I've noticed a wee change in you from the cins days,when it was fresh for me and probably you...I guess you are just jaded with the usual pish play and bad beats, n hero 3 bet all ins with  ..


was sat with auld robert on thursday,n sat listening and watching him play,and a lil banter..he turned a nut flush but got 2 outered on the river for his oppo ( the quiet tall lad with the hearing aid ) who made his boat with  ..he took that beat so well...just said shit happens and left the table...I just said see you later,nice playing with you,instead of ' unlucky'....I say that too often,apparently its annoying


I also hate when ur all in and way behind needing a 3 outer when the chorus chimes in telling you..nah i had one of your outs,then another,then another,leaving you drawing dead....lol...JUST SHUT UP,give me a little hope,tell me after the hand not during

i hate that ****.

yeh i used to be full of life at the table.. the bante rin the cin cins was good banter

maybe its just the stanley banter thats pish

[bhoywonder]

the one time bandit you were at my tourney table,you were fairly quiet.....gave me a ribbing for limping with queens in early position but thats ok...lol

then you moved tables and within the hour you had a monster stack and were stood singing religious hymns and much mayhem commenced...shame i got knocked out ,i heard you made the FT that night...


n John ,I dont play live often these days,but I've noticed a wee change in you from the cins days,when it was fresh for me and probably you...I guess you are just jaded with the usual pish play and bad beats, n hero 3 bet all ins with  ..


was sat with auld robert on thursday,n sat listening and watching him play,and a lil banter..he turned a nut flush but got 2 outered on the river for his oppo ( the quiet tall lad with the hearing aid ) who made his boat with  ..he took that beat so well...just said shit happens and left the table...I just said see you later,nice playing with you,instead of ' unlucky'....I say that too often,apparently its annoying


I also hate when ur all in and way behind needing a 3 outer when the chorus chimes in telling you..nah i had one of your outs,then another,then another,leaving you drawing dead....lol...JUST SHUT UP,give me a little hope,tell me after the hand not during

i hate that ****.

yeh i used to be full of life at the table.. the bante rin the cin cins was good banter

maybe its just the stanley banter thats pish

pmsl...u mean hearing aid guy?

I was wanting to have a pop at him too,didnt have the spot though...would feel good to felt him..but cmon now john its sub optimal play when it gets personal...if we ever get to the same table lets tag team against him...lol.....ur da is a fan of his too....btw he cb's every single flop he raises....

[johnlarsson]

tag team

we were on a table once and all 9 of us tag teamed against him and put him out

no1 and i mean no1 likes him that i know of

hes a twit


and btw he isnt deaf   he kids on he cant hear and once his mate shouted on him from 6 tables away and he heard him no bother but then he claims he cant hear ppl say raise.... con man

[GlasgowBandit]

tag team

we were on a table once and all 9 of us tag teamed against him and put him out

no1 and i mean no1 likes him that i know of

hes a twit


and btw he isnt deaf   he kids on he cant hear and once his mate shouted on him from 6 tables away and he heard him no bother but then he claims he cant hear ppl say raise.... con man

I sense some animosity here John. 

[GlasgowBandit]

I hate arseholes who were sun glasses indoors.  Boba Fetts Fosil Man specs were funny but black sun glasses indoor is fking ridic.

[johnlarsson]

yas welcome bandit


i also hat ethe guys who have nevr ever played live before you know because they ask silly questions at the start.. but thats ot what annoys me i dont mind answering them for them becuase we were all there once

but then

when the game starts they wip out the sunglasses and hat sit there like a robot but there cards side by side like there on tv sit for a while then fold.. they put them there even when there gonna fold....

to much tv

[outragous76]

what about " i would have won that hand (if only id played my 94 off suit to a 5 bet pre)"

[sofa----king]

i like it when people say to me how the fuk can you call wiv that shit.,.,.,.,.,.,
i just say quietly.,.,.,.,.,.,COZ I GOT FUKIN PLENTY.,.,.,.,.,.,usually shuts them up .,.,.,

[MC]

what about " i would have won that hand (if only id played my 94 off suit to a 5 bet pre)"

^^This annoys me greatly too, lol