THE NOT-MADE-FROM-WHEAT-MADE-FROM-OATS-INSTEAD-A-BIX ON TOUR 2009

[AndrewT]

It does seem to work a treat eh?

I'm going to try a similar tack, laying some ground work at the moment by confessing to the forum my love for musicals. Perhaps expect an announcement from me round about the time of the next blonde bash.

It has to be said though, I did get cleavage thrust at me on Saturday night simply for having something in my trousers which the two of them wanted.

[  ] It was my cock.

[thetank]

[  ] The check box was required

[Joobie538]

It does seem to work a treat eh?

I'm going to try a similar tack, laying some ground work at the moment by confessing to the forum my love for musicals. Perhaps expect an announcement from me round about the time of the next blonde bash.

It has to be said though, I did get cleavage thrust at me on Saturday night simply for having something in my trousers which the two of them wanted.

[  ] It was my cock.

And very nice it was too!!

[Tuffster]

[X] Tuffster's 'claiming to be gay so the girls can prance around in their underwear in front of him' plan worked a treat.

Dammit, and I would have got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids.

[gatso]

[X] Tuffster's 'claiming to be gay so the girls can prance around in their underwear in front of him' plan worked a treat.

wp tuffster. I rather bizzarrely own 25% (or maybe 20%, not sure) of that dress. glad to see it being put to good use

[cia260895]

[X] Tuffster's 'claiming to be gay so the girls can prance around in their underwear in front of him' plan worked a treat.

wp tuffster. I rather bizzarrely own 25% (or maybe 20%, not sure) of that dress. glad to see it being put to good use

This so needs explaining.........

[KarmaDope]

Blonde Bash - Ironside, Gatso and Jon MW accompany Joobs to Ann Summers and buy the cheerleader outfit that Tuffster is wearing between them.

[gatso]

so do I own 1/3 of it? sweet. I didn't even have to pay cash for my share, I won it playing ironstein at pool

[Claw75]

so do I own 1/3 of it? sweet. I didn't even have to pay cash for my share, I won it playing ironstein at pool

so how does that work then?  Is it like a timeshare?

[Joobie538]

Day 4

We're one member down and after last nights "fun" we've resorted to a morning of crazy poker before heading to Weston beach to eat icecream by the slighty singed pier.

The rules for this form of poker are simple, you HAVE to see a flop with any A or any 2, pocket A's or 2's are an instant all in.

the results to follow.............


                                       

[KarmaDope]

Jon MW - OUT.

With 7-2.

[Jon MW]

Jon MW - OUT.

With 7-2.

[ x ] Kicker issues

[KarmaDope]

Tuffster - OUT.

PokerStars Game #26785109073: Tournament #153737698, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2009/04/06 14:59:31 GMT [2009/04/06 9:59:31 ET]
Table '153737698 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ponksisai (3400 in chips)
Seat 2: sanderdevoss (3625 in chips)
Seat 3: deepfriedrlc (3285 in chips)
Seat 4: kbflyer (1990 in chips)
Seat 5: Tuffster1 (1930 in chips)
Seat 6: Horsepool (3270 in chips)
Seat 8: luduk11 (3935 in chips)
Seat 9: hoorische (3125 in chips)
sanderdevoss: posts small blind 30
deepfriedrlc: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
kbflyer: folds
Tuffster1: calls 60
Horsepool: folds
luduk11: calls 60
hoorische: raises 65 to 125
ponksisai: folds
sanderdevoss: folds
deepfriedrlc said, "lets rock"
deepfriedrlc: raises 3160 to 3285 and is all-in
Tuffster1: calls 1870 and is all-in
luduk11: folds
hoorische: folds
Uncalled bet (1355) returned to deepfriedrlc
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deepfriedrlc: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
Tuffster1: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
deepfriedrlc collected 4075 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4075 | Rake 0
Board [ As]
Seat 1: ponksisai (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: sanderdevoss (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: deepfriedrlc (big blind) showed [ ] and won (4075) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: kbflyer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tuffster1 showed [ ] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: Horsepool folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: luduk11 folded before Flop
Seat 9: hoorische folded before Flop

LOLOLOL

[Jon MW]

This shows the genius and joy of the Ace Deuce game

Although weirdly Tuffster lasted longer in this tournament playing this way than when he usually does when he's trying to play 'properly'

[Tuffster]

Tuffster - OUT.

PokerStars Game #26785109073: Tournament #153737698, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2009/04/06 14:59:31 GMT [2009/04/06 9:59:31 ET]
Table '153737698 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ponksisai (3400 in chips)
Seat 2: sanderdevoss (3625 in chips)
Seat 3: deepfriedrlc (3285 in chips)
Seat 4: kbflyer (1990 in chips)
Seat 5: Tuffster1 (1930 in chips)
Seat 6: Horsepool (3270 in chips)
Seat 8: luduk11 (3935 in chips)
Seat 9: hoorische (3125 in chips)
sanderdevoss: posts small blind 30
deepfriedrlc: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
kbflyer: folds
Tuffster1: calls 60
Horsepool: folds
luduk11: calls 60
hoorische: raises 65 to 125
ponksisai: folds
sanderdevoss: folds
deepfriedrlc said, "lets rock"
deepfriedrlc: raises 3160 to 3285 and is all-in
Tuffster1: calls 1870 and is all-in
luduk11: folds
hoorische: folds
Uncalled bet (1355) returned to deepfriedrlc
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deepfriedrlc: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
Tuffster1: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
deepfriedrlc collected 4075 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4075 | Rake 0
Board [ As]
Seat 1: ponksisai (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: sanderdevoss (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: deepfriedrlc (big blind) showed [ ] and won (4075) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: kbflyer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Tuffster1 showed [ ] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: Horsepool folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: luduk11 folded before Flop
Seat 9: hoorische folded before Flop

LOLOLOL

[X] Soul Read FTW